two companies going through a big marger

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deep dish peat moss

Today the news reports that two giants of industry are going through a big marger

# ? Jul 18, 2021 05:51

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 20:03

deep dish peat moss

The CEO of company #1 calls the CEO of company #2 and says "I can't believe I am marging with you"

# ? Jul 18, 2021 05:51

deep dish peat moss

Teh two CEOs go on a date together to Pottery Barn and to Build a Bear. The Build a Bear employee who saw in the news that the two companies are marging says "You should marge your bears together into one"

# ? Jul 18, 2021 05:53

deep dish peat moss

Each CEO rips their bear in half ruthlessly and they mash halves together. One of them says "oh yeah baby, I'm marging, I'm really marging here!"

# ? Jul 18, 2021 05:55

deep dish peat moss

The other CEO says "We expect the marger to increase profits one unlimited percent!"

# ? Jul 18, 2021 05:55

deep dish peat moss

Suddenly... a light in the sky. It's the bat signal? Ceo #1 leaps to their feet and says "The city needs me, it's an emargency" and disappears.

# ? Jul 18, 2021 05:57

deep dish peat moss

CEO #1 never returns for a very long time. CEO #2 is left to wonder... did the other CEO leave me? Or did we marge... already?

# ? Jul 18, 2021 05:57

deep dish peat moss

Is this what a marger is, really? CEO #2 wonders. The two companies were two and after a marger they will be one. Did I marge with CEO #1???

# ? Jul 18, 2021 05:58

deep dish peat moss

The days and years pass and CEO #2 waits at the window and stares in a melancholy manner at the city as it grows and passes by and becomes the future. Day after sleepless day watching the sun emarge from behind the horizon and set

# ? Jul 18, 2021 05:59

deep dish peat moss

This is the dangers of a marger, and why you need to be very careful about who you marge with. You can become one with a marger, or a marger can become one itself (and then it doesn't need to marge with you).

The end... unless..?

# ? Jul 18, 2021 06:01

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ae8t-QKPVY4

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# ? Jul 18, 2021 06:07

Escape From Noise

Sometimes you Marge the company, and sometimes the company Marges you

# ? Jul 18, 2021 07:21

selan dyin

your friend sk posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ae8t-QKPVY4

i dont think boobs look like that but i cant quite put my finger on whats wrong

# ? Jul 18, 2021 07:38

Escape From Noise

Uhoh! Looks like a very large Marger!
https://imgur.com/sdKgK

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? Jul 18, 2021 07:47

selan dyin

"don't come in! i'm margin' off in here!!"

# ? Jul 18, 2021 10:28

Escape From Noise

Ey! I'm mahgin' heah!

# ? Jul 18, 2021 10:29

nut

BALLS DILDO posted:

"don't come in! i'm margin' off in here!!"

# ? Jul 18, 2021 14:27

nut

dishonouring my family and having to commit a self-marger in front of all my friends and family how embarrassing

# ? Jul 18, 2021 14:28

Escape From Noise

Around here we say they're Can't Believe It's Not Butterin'

# ? Jul 18, 2021 14:31

nitsuga

i heard y'all were margerine. the ftc butter not meddle in this (not quite as) delicious deal.

# ? Jul 18, 2021 14:41

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

# ? Jul 18, 2021 15:17

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Here is a painting I did from the last time we marged

# ? Jul 18, 2021 16:37

nut

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Here is a painting I did from the last time we marged

# ? Jul 18, 2021 16:44

Escape From Noise

Marge and in charge

# ? Jul 18, 2021 16:46

biosterous

deep dish peat moss posted:

Teh two CEOs go on a date together to Pottery Barn and to Build a Bear. The Build a Bear employee who saw in the news that the two companies are marging says "You should marge your bears together into one"

it took me until this post to realize it was "marge" and not "merge" lol

reading the rest now ok

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