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Today the news reports that two giants of industry are going through a big marger
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Jul 18, 2021 05:51
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- deep dish peat moss
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The CEO of company #1 calls the CEO of company #2 and says "I can't believe I am marging with you"
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Jul 18, 2021 05:51
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Teh two CEOs go on a date together to Pottery Barn and to Build a Bear. The Build a Bear employee who saw in the news that the two companies are marging says "You should marge your bears together into one"
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Jul 18, 2021 05:53
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Each CEO rips their bear in half ruthlessly and they mash halves together. One of them says "oh yeah baby, I'm marging, I'm really marging here!"
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Jul 18, 2021 05:55
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The other CEO says "We expect the marger to increase profits one unlimited percent!"
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Jul 18, 2021 05:55
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Suddenly... a light in the sky. It's the bat signal? Ceo #1 leaps to their feet and says "The city needs me, it's an emargency" and disappears.
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Jul 18, 2021 05:57
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CEO #1 never returns for a very long time. CEO #2 is left to wonder... did the other CEO leave me? Or did we marge... already?
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Jul 18, 2021 05:57
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Is this what a marger is, really? CEO #2 wonders. The two companies were two and after a marger they will be one. Did I marge with CEO #1???
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Jul 18, 2021 05:58
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The days and years pass and CEO #2 waits at the window and stares in a melancholy manner at the city as it grows and passes by and becomes the future. Day after sleepless day watching the sun emarge from behind the horizon and set
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Jul 18, 2021 05:59
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This is the dangers of a marger, and why you need to be very careful about who you marge with. You can become one with a marger, or a marger can become one itself (and then it doesn't need to marge with you).
The end... unless..?
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Jul 18, 2021 06:01
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- Escape From Noise
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Sometimes you Marge the company, and sometimes the company Marges you
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Jul 18, 2021 07:21
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- selan dyin
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i dont think boobs look like that but i cant quite put my finger on whats wrong
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Jul 18, 2021 07:38
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- selan dyin
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"don't come in! i'm margin' off in here!!"
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Jul 18, 2021 10:28
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Ey! I'm mahgin' heah!
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Jul 18, 2021 10:29
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- nut
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"don't come in! i'm margin' off in here!!"
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Jul 18, 2021 14:27
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dishonouring my family and having to commit a self-marger in front of all my friends and family how embarrassing
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Jul 18, 2021 14:28
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Around here we say they're Can't Believe It's Not Butterin'
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Jul 18, 2021 14:31
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- nitsuga
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i heard y'all were margerine. the ftc butter not meddle in this (not quite as) delicious deal.
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Jul 18, 2021 14:41
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Here is a painting I did from the last time we marged
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Jul 18, 2021 16:44
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Marge and in charge
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Jul 18, 2021 16:46
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- FutonForensic
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Here is a painting I did from the last time we marged
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Jul 19, 2021 06:02
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Apr 28, 2024 10:03
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- Prof. Crocodile
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https://youtu.be/h7QQg_8Xnd4
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Jul 20, 2021 03:28
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