actually hard questions you can ask on your third date

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your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

frump truck posted:

if you wanna be my lover, you gotta prove that every Hodge class on a given non-singular complex projective manifold is a linear combination with rational coefficients of the cohomology classes of complex subvarieties of said manifold. make it last forever, zigazig ha

*whispering in bed* _{speak sweet explanations of the fourier transform into my ear}

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^{thank you again Saoshyant!!}

# ? Jul 20, 2021 05:12

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# ? May 12, 2024 13:31

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

Mormon Nailer posted:

Have you or someone you loved been diagnosed with mesothelioma?

# ? Jul 20, 2021 05:12

nut

but can I kick it?

# ? Jul 20, 2021 12:33

Uria aalge: Chi-la-la-la-lax

�What is love?�

Thank you for the winter sig, Heather Papps!

Thanks for the summer sig, ChubbyChecker!

"Nobody owns life, but everyone who can pick up a frying pan owns death" - Kurt Cobain

# ? Jul 20, 2021 14:21

Uria aalge: Chi-la-la-la-lax

(but you have to sing it like Haddaway)

Thank you for the winter sig, Heather Papps!

Thanks for the summer sig, ChubbyChecker!

"Nobody owns life, but everyone who can pick up a frying pan owns death" - Kurt Cobain

# ? Jul 20, 2021 14:22

xcheopis

Uria aalge posted:

(but you have to sing it like Haddaway)

I will sing it like Gumball and Darwin
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QCuFLDDTjV4

# ? Jul 20, 2021 19:43

Fredrik1: Gopherslayer

*Takes off glasses* are you.. butttheshitmanfart?

# ? Jul 20, 2021 21:22

Code Jockey: 69420 basic bytes free

*the sound of a revolver being cocked under the table*

Now then, where is the missing piece of the map? When I saw you open your wallet to pay the other day at Chili's, I couldn't help but notice your photo of your father. He stole that map from me, he stole my destiny!

# ? Jul 20, 2021 22:15

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

In single words, tell me only the good things you remembre about your mother.

# ? Jul 20, 2021 22:56

Finger Prince

You gonna eat that?

# ? Jul 21, 2021 00:56

Finger Prince

Do you have stairs in your house?

# ? Jul 21, 2021 00:56

The Hello Machine: I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.

Is this seat taken? We need another chair over there. (points to table filled with all their friends drinking and having fun without them)

# ? Jul 21, 2021 03:24

Khanstant

What criteria do you use when choosing to purchase or boycott & download-share a videogame?

# ? Jul 21, 2021 04:35

Code Jockey: 69420 basic bytes free

You mentioned you like playing old NES games on an emulator? Ha ha, me too. Did you ever hear you're supposed to delete them after 24 hours? Do you do that?

*leans in close to my date, hoping she doesn't notice the microphone hidden in my bow tie*

# ? Jul 21, 2021 04:49

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Stalin or Trotsky?

# ? Jul 21, 2021 21:03

take the moon: by sebmojo

Code Jockey posted:

You mentioned you like playing old NES games on an emulator? Ha ha, me too. Did you ever hear you're supposed to delete them after 24 hours? Do you do that?

*leans in close to my date, hoping she doesn't notice the microphone hidden in my bow tie*

lol

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# ? Jul 21, 2021 21:06