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Goons Are Gifts

i hope we're not moving too fast or anything but can I ask you something very personal and sexual...
what is your typical first playthrough pokemon team??

# ? Jul 18, 2021 13:34

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# ? May 12, 2024 21:09

Goons Are Gifts

i know this is the typical question that ruins relationships, but I have to ask: ketchup on hotdogs?

# ? Jul 18, 2021 13:35

Goons Are Gifts

i'm sorry but breakfast for dinner ia a human right please leave now

# ? Jul 18, 2021 13:36

Escape From Noise

Goons Are Great posted:

i know this is the typical question that ruins relationships, but I have to ask: ketchup on hotdogs?

# ? Jul 18, 2021 13:48

nitsuga

buddy, you've got to let the night breathe some too. no need to lay all the heavies on the third date.

that said, what�s the correct way to pronounce GIF?

# ? Jul 18, 2021 13:54

nut

what�s ur name

# ? Jul 18, 2021 14:24

nut

what are ur intentions with my son

# ? Jul 18, 2021 14:24

nut

when I say high you say how high sorry I guess this isn�t a question

# ? Jul 18, 2021 14:25

nut

which one of the teenage mutant ninja turtle baddies are you most like

# ? Jul 18, 2021 14:26

nut

I�ve been looking at the numbers over the last three dates and they don�t look good I�m afraid sorry also not a question

# ? Jul 18, 2021 14:30

roomforthetuna: I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!

Is Earth a real planet or a dwarf planet?

# ? Jul 18, 2021 14:55

Queen-Of-Hearts: "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

when you were a kid, did you have a regular water gun, or were you one of those freedom-fighter types with the water canon tubes?

:h: sig by Prof. Crocodile :h:
:byodame: BYOB spells: Mutually Assured Kindness

# ? Jul 18, 2021 15:19

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

If there were a cloned twin of you, would you be ok going to the occasional Steelers game with them?

And what if that twin were somehow actually a year or two older than you, would you be embarrassed to sit next to them at a Steelers game?

Would you be upset if you found out that you were actually the clone in that relationship, and the person you were cloned from only went to Steelers games with you because you're such a huge fan and they want to make you happy but are actually bored the whole time?

# ? Jul 18, 2021 15:29

Manifisto

this one's multiple choice. pluto is:

(a) a planet
(b) a planet
(c) a motherfucking planet

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Jul 18, 2021 15:59

Escape From Noise

It still cracks me up that my home state passed a law stating Pluto is a planet. New Mexico can be a little behind the times.

# ? Jul 18, 2021 16:14

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Goons Are Great posted:

i know this is the typical question that ruins relationships, but I have to ask: ketchup on hotdogs?

Yikes!

# ? Jul 18, 2021 16:32

take the moon: by sebmojo

showing my date all the goon.jpgs and asking which amusing object they identify with most

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# ? Jul 18, 2021 19:18

take the moon: by sebmojo

are there stairs in ur house

# ? Jul 18, 2021 19:19

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*a mild sense of unease persists through our romantic evening at Olive Garden, only growing as the night continues on*

*I set a half eaten unlimited breadstick down on my plate, and sigh*

We can't keep avoiding this question and acting like nothing is wrong

*my eyes raise to meet hers*

Why are you always so quiet on our dates? Are you just not into me? You never say anything at all...

*across the table, my tablet displaying an anime girl photo goes into sleep mode, and I weep softly to myself*

# ? Jul 18, 2021 19:30

nut

Code Jockey posted:

*I set a half eaten unlimited breadstick down on my plate, and sigh*

lmfbo

# ? Jul 18, 2021 19:32

deep dish peat moss

take the moon posted:

showing my date all the goon.jpgs and asking which amusing object they identify with most

"I'm the barf that got on the ceiling somehow." *slides photo across table* "What are you?"

# ? Jul 18, 2021 19:32

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

nut posted:

what are ur intentions with my son

Join the BYOB Army

^{thank you again Saoshyant!!}

# ? Jul 18, 2021 20:49

google THIS

(entire restaurant gasps, glass breaks, a baby starts crying into the ensuing silence)

Me: What? All I asked was "Joel or Mike?"

# ? Jul 18, 2021 22:28

take the moon: by sebmojo

nut posted:

what are ur intentions with my son

lol

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# ? Jul 19, 2021 03:04

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

*lifting shirt* Does this look like a communicable infection?

# ? Jul 19, 2021 03:37

Escape From Noise

# ? Jul 19, 2021 07:47

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Meowth.

# ? Jul 19, 2021 22:15

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Have you ever been known to the state of California to contain chemicals that lead to cancer?

# ? Jul 19, 2021 23:44

Manifisto

Mormon Nailer posted:

Have you ever been known to the state of California to contain chemicals that lead to cancer?

I feel pretty certain that the human body absolutely does (because everything else does)

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Jul 19, 2021 23:54

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can I have the antidote please

# ? Jul 20, 2021 00:03

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Manifisto posted:

I feel pretty certain that the human body absolutely does (because everything else does)

Are you or are you not the person who calls themself "the Son of Sam?"

# ? Jul 20, 2021 00:42

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Have you or someone you loved been diagnosed with mesothelioma?

# ? Jul 20, 2021 00:43

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Have you been injured on the job? Could you be entitled to compensation?

# ? Jul 20, 2021 00:43

Heather Papps: hello friend

"will you marry me?"

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Jul 20, 2021 01:14

Escape From Noise

Do you want to see my Funko Pop collection?

# ? Jul 20, 2021 01:28

nut

Code Jockey posted:

can I have the antidote please

# ? Jul 20, 2021 01:35

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

"Your middle name is Jacqueline?" as we sign the paperwork on our 3br/2.5ba $3m split MCM house in Bernal Heights.

# ? Jul 20, 2021 02:27

frump truck: hello... again!

if you wanna be my lover, you gotta prove that every Hodge class on a given non-singular complex projective manifold is a linear combination with rational coefficients of the cohomology classes of complex subvarieties of said manifold. make it last forever, zigazig ha

# ? Jul 20, 2021 05:04

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Are you absolutely sure you aren't related to me, because I swear in the light of this Applebee's you have grandpa's nose

# ? Jul 20, 2021 05:05

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# ? May 12, 2024 21:09

Escape From Noise

Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?

# ? Jul 20, 2021 05:08

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