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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Possesion of unlicensed tonsure cream.
Airing dirty habbit in communal prayer area.
Invoking supernatural forces to gain advantage during a game of chance.
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it's gotta be all the crime scene evidence he tampered with. especially considering he waassn't even a badged officer of the law for most of that time.
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Jul 21, 2021 22:57
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illegally downloading tony sheloub's "Monk"
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Jul 22, 2021 03:22
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meditating so hard the temple leader slips on a banana peel
wearing glasses that outwardly show ur eyes but instead play u tv shows during ur meditation
ringing the temple bell to announce u won the lottery & later chumps
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Jul 22, 2021 04:12
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Improvising Jazz during a vow of silence.
post your favourite Funk Melodies
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Jul 22, 2021 07:54
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Shirking on barrel duty.
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Jul 22, 2021 14:51
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- Code Jockey
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69420 basic bytes free
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shaving the quake symbol into your hair instead of making the whole thing bald on top, hoping no one will notice because you're the tallest monk
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Jul 23, 2021 01:15
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rolling 1d10 hit dice per level instead of d8
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Jul 23, 2021 17:22
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replacing the holy water in the basin with urine is getting old pretty fast
The ol' reverse Jesus - turning wine back into water.
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Jul 24, 2021 03:03
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not giving the angels their share
note: this joke requires the existence of monks that make scotch or whiskey and i don't feel like looking it up
I think they make gin.
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Jul 24, 2021 15:11
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Picking up a bad habit
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Jul 24, 2021 15:11
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Evading banishment with unconvincing disguise.
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Jul 24, 2021 15:13
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- Gross Dude
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Gross Dude
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Running secret underground pea plant orgies.
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Jul 24, 2021 18:26
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Surruptitious insertion of pornographically suggestive imagery into illuminated letters.
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Jul 24, 2021 21:00
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Normally I don't make aesthetic criticisms in other peoples' homes, but that rug looks like a beaver exploded. If meat is murder, then that rug is at least a severe beating.
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Bell ringing turning into a jam session.
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Jul 25, 2021 00:57
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- cruft
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Improvising Jazz during a vow of silence.
I can't even make the post I was planning after reading this brilliant in-joke.
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Jul 26, 2021 19:13
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May 5, 2024 18:04
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- Gene Hackman Fan
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this felonious monk pirated a thelonius monk album!
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