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Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Possesion of unlicensed tonsure cream.

Airing dirty habbit in communal prayer area.

Invoking supernatural forces to gain advantage during a game of chance.

# ? Jul 21, 2021 21:09

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# ? May 5, 2024 13:50

posting smiling

it's gotta be all the crime scene evidence he tampered with. especially considering he waassn't even a badged officer of the law for most of that time.

# ? Jul 21, 2021 22:57

FutonForensic

illegally downloading tony sheloub's "Monk"

# ? Jul 22, 2021 03:22

take the moon: by sebmojo

meditating so hard the temple leader slips on a banana peel

wearing glasses that outwardly show ur eyes but instead play u tv shows during ur meditation

ringing the temple bell to announce u won the lottery & later chumps

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# ? Jul 22, 2021 04:12

Jaguars!

Improvising Jazz during a vow of silence.

# ? Jul 22, 2021 05:22

take the moon: by sebmojo

Jaguars! posted:

Improvising Jazz during a vow of silence.

post your favourite Funk Melodies

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# ? Jul 22, 2021 07:54

Jaguars!

take the moon posted:

post your favourite Funk Melodies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0hagwIkyHY

# ? Jul 22, 2021 08:55

Finger Prince

Shirking on barrel duty.

# ? Jul 22, 2021 14:51

Gramps

hog cranking within a fortnite of bottling ale (it taints the ale with SIN)

# ? Jul 22, 2021 15:22

biosterous

not giving the angels their share

note: this joke requires the existence of monks that make scotch or whiskey and i don't feel like looking it up

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he/him

# ? Jul 22, 2021 16:11

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shaving the quake symbol into your hair instead of making the whole thing bald on top, hoping no one will notice because you're the tallest monk

# ? Jul 23, 2021 01:15

Jaguars!

Blaspheming on the discord server

# ? Jul 23, 2021 03:40

Ventral EggSac

rolling 1d10 hit dice per level instead of d8

# ? Jul 23, 2021 17:22

Heather Papps: hello friend

replacing the holy water in the basin with urine is getting old pretty fast

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Jul 23, 2021 23:00

Finger Prince

Heather Papps posted:

replacing the holy water in the basin with urine is getting old pretty fast

The ol' reverse Jesus - turning wine back into water.

# ? Jul 24, 2021 03:03

Escape From Noise

biosterous posted:

not giving the angels their share

note: this joke requires the existence of monks that make scotch or whiskey and i don't feel like looking it up

I think they make gin.

# ? Jul 24, 2021 15:11

Escape From Noise

Picking up a bad habit

# ? Jul 24, 2021 15:11

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Evading banishment with unconvincing disguise.

# ? Jul 24, 2021 15:13

Gross Dude: Gross Dude

Running secret underground pea plant orgies.

# ? Jul 24, 2021 18:26

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Surruptitious insertion of pornographically suggestive imagery into illuminated letters.

# ? Jul 24, 2021 21:00

Rocket Baby Dolls: Normally I don't make aesthetic criticisms in other peoples' homes, but that rug looks like a beaver exploded. If meat is murder, then that rug is at least a severe beating.