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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > batmam forever
 
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Heather Papps

hello friend


 i tested the bottles in the recycling and i am CERTAIN you had a party, son.

* # ? Aug 12, 2021 00:35
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Heather Papps

hello friend


 *holds a rag to her face*
"i knew it. you've been jerking off. time to DO YOUR OWN LAUNDRY"



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

* # ? Aug 12, 2021 00:35
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Heather Papps

hello friend


 "your girlfriend is ON HER PERIOD. does she want a tampon or pad? ASK HER!"



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

* # ? Aug 12, 2021 00:36
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Heather Papps

hello friend


 "curses, mr freeze has attacked my lair!"
"HAROLD YOU MOTHERFUCKER YOU USED ALL THE HOT WATER"



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

* # ? Aug 12, 2021 00:38
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Luvcow

One day nearer spring
we have ice cream at home robin...

* # ? Aug 12, 2021 03:01
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Ventral EggSac

 Nipples lactating through the armor when the joker cries

* # ? Aug 12, 2021 03:18
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google THIS

 The game's up, Joker! I mean, Penguin! I mean, whichever one you are!

* # ? Aug 12, 2021 03:20
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Armitag3

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


 Now that he's a bit older, Robin asks to be dropped off a block or so from the crime scene

* # ? Aug 12, 2021 05:23
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Escape From Noise

 Average lifespan of a white male: 75.1 years
Average lifespan of a Batman: FOREVER!

* # ? Aug 12, 2021 07:29
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Escape From Noise

 Batman finally confronting the death of his parents through intensive therapy in: The Long Dark Knight of the Soul

* # ? Aug 12, 2021 07:31
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Escape From Noise

 Bruce Wayne using Batman to deal with HOA complaints in his gated community.

* # ? Aug 12, 2021 07:33
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Escape From Noise

 Robin begging Batman to not do it as Batman hits the club's dancefloor to "show the kids he's still hip" by doing The Batusi.

* # ? Aug 12, 2021 07:38
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Heather Papps

hello friend

google THIS posted:

The game's up, Joker! I mean, Penguin! I mean, whichever one you are!



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

* # ? Aug 12, 2021 14:10
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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


 Batmam coming home after a long night of fighting crime, having fought a double, to a sink full of dirty dishes, laundry everywhere, and Robin passed out on a half-eaten pizza with an xBox controller still in his hand.

Batmam sighs and begins cleaning up. You'd think someone else would help out around here, but no, no one else helps the Batmam.

* # ? Aug 12, 2021 15:08
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Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.

google THIS posted:

The game's up, Joker! I mean, Penguin! I mean, whichever one you are!
* # ? Aug 12, 2021 15:53
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Finger Prince


 Batmam - *in a deep, gravelly, intimidating voice* Why does somebody not know how tae flush the toilet after they've had a shet?
Robin - wasn't me!
Batmam - twas fucken one of yas! DISGUSTENG!

* # ? Aug 12, 2021 16:21
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Escape From Noise

 Because of all the fast food and donuts eaten during his stakeouts he is now Fatman

* # ? Aug 12, 2021 16:41
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Heather Papps

hello friend


 *commissioner gordon runs into his office, the batphone is ringing!*
"hi batmam what's up? you can't access the crime network? have you tried resetting the router? just unplug - no it's not gonna "hurt" anything, i promise, just pull it out and plug it back in then wait 5 minutes. call me back if it doesn't work. love you."



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

* # ? Aug 12, 2021 16:42
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Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Batmom swoops in from the shadows, leaves a coffee cake and some homegrown tomatoes on Commissioner Gordon's desk, then vanishes into the cloudy sky.

* # ? Aug 12, 2021 18:57
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google THIS

 Robin: But Batmom, Aquaman's mom lets him walk around the mall by himself!

Batmom: (dangling Robin upside down off the roof of a tall building) DO I LOOK LIKE AQUAMAN'S MOM?!

* # ? Aug 12, 2021 21:12
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super sweet best pal

 "Wanna know how I got these scars?"

"Let me guess, you stretched your face out too long and it stuck that way."

* # ? Aug 13, 2021 08:42
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Escape From Noise

 The world's OKest detective.

* # ? Aug 13, 2021 08:53
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