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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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we have ice cream at home robin...
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Aug 12, 2021 03:01
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- Ventral EggSac
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Nipples lactating through the armor when the joker cries
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Aug 12, 2021 03:18
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- google THIS
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The game's up, Joker! I mean, Penguin! I mean, whichever one you are!
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Aug 12, 2021 03:20
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- Escape From Noise
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Average lifespan of a white male: 75.1 years
Average lifespan of a Batman: FOREVER!
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Aug 12, 2021 07:29
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- Escape From Noise
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Batman finally confronting the death of his parents through intensive therapy in: The Long Dark Knight of the Soul
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Aug 12, 2021 07:31
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Bruce Wayne using Batman to deal with HOA complaints in his gated community.
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Aug 12, 2021 07:33
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Robin begging Batman to not do it as Batman hits the club's dancefloor to "show the kids he's still hip" by doing The Batusi.
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Aug 12, 2021 07:38
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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The game's up, Joker! I mean, Penguin! I mean, whichever one you are!
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Aug 12, 2021 15:53
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- Finger Prince
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Batmam - *in a deep, gravelly, intimidating voice* Why does somebody not know how tae flush the toilet after they've had a shet?
Robin - wasn't me!
Batmam - twas fucken one of yas! DISGUSTENG!
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Aug 12, 2021 16:21
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Because of all the fast food and donuts eaten during his stakeouts he is now Fatman
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Aug 12, 2021 16:41
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Batmom swoops in from the shadows, leaves a coffee cake and some homegrown tomatoes on Commissioner Gordon's desk, then vanishes into the cloudy sky.
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Aug 12, 2021 18:57
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Robin: But Batmom, Aquaman's mom lets him walk around the mall by himself!
Batmom: (dangling Robin upside down off the roof of a tall building) DO I LOOK LIKE AQUAMAN'S MOM?!
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Aug 12, 2021 21:12
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- super sweet best pal
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"Wanna know how I got these scars?"
"Let me guess, you stretched your face out too long and it stuck that way."
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Aug 13, 2021 08:42
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May 4, 2024 10:25
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The world's OKest detective.
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Aug 13, 2021 08:53
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