Lese-majeste in Thailand

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Heather Papps: hello friend

wikipedia posted:

"Whoever defames, insults or threatens the King, the Queen, the Heir-apparent or the Regent, shall be punished with imprisonment of three to fifteen years."

the king of thailand is dumb as hell, i'm saying it. king vajiralongkorn specifically poops in his pants because he's too scared of the toilet flush sound. he hit his younger sister because he's a lovely monarch coward disgusting piece of poo poo.

Heather Papps fucked around with this message at 02:05 on Aug 23, 2021

# ? Aug 23, 2021 02:01

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# ? May 5, 2024 09:52

Heather Papps: hello friend

"hurr durr i'm gonna spend 15 days at a monastery, then completely ignore every lesson the monks tried to teach me"
-king dumbshit vajiralongkorn

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# ? Aug 23, 2021 02:01

Heather Papps: hello friend

"durrrrr i can fly fixed wing helicopters, look at all the medals and awards i didn't earn duh"
-a man who's never bathed, vajiralongkorn

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# ? Aug 23, 2021 02:03

Heather Papps: hello friend

"help people are making fun of me I WILL PUT THEM IN JAIL FOR FIFTEEN years, while pissing and making GBS threads myself and eating the poop and drinking the piss"
-noted coprophiliac, king vajiralongkorn

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# ? Aug 23, 2021 02:05

Heather Papps: hello friend

"i king vajiralongkorn will head the "Mobile Agricultural Clinic Project." i will personally visit every farm and eat their dead animals while spraying my fertilizing poo poo over everything.
- "harvest" king vajiralongkorn

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# ? Aug 23, 2021 02:07

Heather Papps: hello friend

"i donate 42 million baht to higher learning institutes, but demand they teach a course on me, king vajiralongkorn, and my penchant for smashing my dick and balls with a hammer while dressed as a french maid.
-your maid waifu, king vajiralongkorn

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# ? Aug 23, 2021 02:08

Heather Papps: hello friend

"haha yes i am known as the football prince, because i want to handle your pigskin. squeal for me."
-noted resident of bavaria, king vajiralongkorn

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# ? Aug 23, 2021 02:10

Heather Papps: hello friend

"i made my dog air chief marshal. fufu did as good a job as my parrot coco did performing as submarine general."
-king vajiralongkorn, guy who literally made a dog an air chief marshal.

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# ? Aug 23, 2021 02:12

Heather Papps: hello friend

_{if this counts as politics i'm sorry gas away but the fact that this dumbass made making fun of him illegal made me want to force thailand to try and extradite me}

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# ? Aug 23, 2021 02:13

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this is illegal

this is an illegal thread

please be careful :ohdear:

# ? Aug 23, 2021 02:42

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

User has been put in Thai prison for 100000 hours.

# ? Aug 23, 2021 02:58

nut

your friend sk posted:

User has been put in Thai prison for 100000 hours.

# ? Aug 23, 2021 02:59

pnac attack: by Fluffdaddy

if this "king" tries to step to you i'll slap the poo poo out of him papps

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# ? Aug 23, 2021 05:06

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

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# ? Aug 23, 2021 08:31

biosterous

sounds like thailand could use less majeste amirite

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# ? Aug 23, 2021 13:14

Heather Papps: hello friend

look at this royal monogram. any joke i could make about it would be way too obvious and easy, like mentioning how incredibly weak it is declaring a woman royal consort, then stripping her of the title for one whole year for making fun of the queen but stepping it back and pretending it never happened.

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# ? Aug 23, 2021 22:56

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personally i dont care much for the regent tbh

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# ? Aug 24, 2021 13:16

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i think he's doing a good job trying

it's a challenging situation!

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# ? Aug 26, 2021 21:38

FactsAreUseless

According to Thai law, it is illegal to do any of the following:

Tie the King's shoelaces together, in order to "do him [a] harm"
Put one's finger on the King's shirt, then, upon drawing the attention of the King, raise one's finger to make contact with the nose of the King
Say the phrase "moron says what," or any similarly damning idiom, very quietly within hearing range of the King, in order to "cause him [a] mischief"
Hold a sign in the vicinity of the King which depicts a single baseball and large screw, as well as an arrow pointing in the direction of the King, relative to one's own position
Wear clothing which depicts the slogan of "[I Am] With Stupid" as well as an arrow pointing in the direction of the King, relative to one's own position
Ingratiate oneself to the King and then, on gaining the King's confidence, cause or serve to cause him to view the following video: "Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up (Official Music Video) YouTube � Rick Astley � Oct 24, 2009"

Each of these actions carries a fine of up to 500,000 Thai Baht, or 15,403.42 US Dollars, and a sentence of up to two years in prison.

# ? Aug 28, 2021 05:20

pnac attack: by Fluffdaddy

FactsAreUseless posted:

According to Thai law, it is illegal to do any of the following:

Tie the King's shoelaces together, in order to "do him [a] harm"
Put one's finger on the King's shirt, then, upon drawing the attention of the King, raise one's finger to make contact with the nose of the King
Say the phrase "moron says what," or any similarly damning idiom, very quietly within hearing range of the King, in order to "cause him [a] mischief"
Hold a sign in the vicinity of the King which depicts a single baseball and large screw, as well as an arrow pointing in the direction of the King, relative to one's own position
Wear clothing which depicts the slogan of "[I Am] With Stupid" as well as an arrow pointing in the direction of the King, relative to one's own position
Ingratiate oneself to the King and then, on gaining the King's confidence, cause or serve to cause him to view the following video: "Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up (Official Music Video) YouTube � Rick Astley � Oct 24, 2009"

Each of these actions carries a fine of up to 500,000 Thai Baht, or 15,403.42 US Dollars, and a sentence of up to two years in prison.

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# ? Aug 28, 2021 05:32

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

FactsAreUseless posted:

According to Thai law, it is illegal to do any of the following:

Tie the King's shoelaces together, in order to "do him [a] harm"
Put one's finger on the King's shirt, then, upon drawing the attention of the King, raise one's finger to make contact with the nose of the King
Say the phrase "moron says what," or any similarly damning idiom, very quietly within hearing range of the King, in order to "cause him [a] mischief"
Hold a sign in the vicinity of the King which depicts a single baseball and large screw, as well as an arrow pointing in the direction of the King, relative to one's own position
Wear clothing which depicts the slogan of "[I Am] With Stupid" as well as an arrow pointing in the direction of the King, relative to one's own position
Ingratiate oneself to the King and then, on gaining the King's confidence, cause or serve to cause him to view the following video: "Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up (Official Music Video) YouTube · Rick Astley · Oct 24, 2009"

Each of these actions carries a fine of up to 500,000 Thai Baht, or 15,403.42 US Dollars, and a sentence of up to two years in prison.

lmao

# ? Aug 28, 2021 06:27

Stoner Sloth

FactsAreUseless posted:

According to Thai law, it is illegal to do any of the following:

Tie the King's shoelaces together, in order to "do him [a] harm"
Put one's finger on the King's shirt, then, upon drawing the attention of the King, raise one's finger to make contact with the nose of the King
Say the phrase "moron says what," or any similarly damning idiom, very quietly within hearing range of the King, in order to "cause him [a] mischief"
Hold a sign in the vicinity of the King which depicts a single baseball and large screw, as well as an arrow pointing in the direction of the King, relative to one's own position
Wear clothing which depicts the slogan of "[I Am] With Stupid" as well as an arrow pointing in the direction of the King, relative to one's own position
Ingratiate oneself to the King and then, on gaining the King's confidence, cause or serve to cause him to view the following video: "Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up (Official Music Video) YouTube � Rick Astley � Oct 24, 2009"

Each of these actions carries a fine of up to 500,000 Thai Baht, or 15,403.42 US Dollars, and a sentence of up to two years in prison.

# ? Aug 28, 2021 06:28

Finger Prince

Careful Papps, or you'll be banned from your local Thai restaurant by order of the King. Where will you get your pad thai then? A vietnamese restaurant? Probably, but do you want to live like that?

# ? Aug 28, 2021 13:07

biosterous

FactsAreUseless posted:

According to Thai law, it is illegal to do any of the following:

Tie the King's shoelaces together, in order to "do him [a] harm"
Put one's finger on the King's shirt, then, upon drawing the attention of the King, raise one's finger to make contact with the nose of the King
Say the phrase "moron says what," or any similarly damning idiom, very quietly within hearing range of the King, in order to "cause him [a] mischief"
Hold a sign in the vicinity of the King which depicts a single baseball and large screw, as well as an arrow pointing in the direction of the King, relative to one's own position
Wear clothing which depicts the slogan of "[I Am] With Stupid" as well as an arrow pointing in the direction of the King, relative to one's own position
Ingratiate oneself to the King and then, on gaining the King's confidence, cause or serve to cause him to view the following video: "Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up (Official Music Video) YouTube � Rick Astley � Oct 24, 2009"

Each of these actions carries a fine of up to 500,000 Thai Baht, or 15,403.42 US Dollars, and a sentence of up to two years in prison.

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# ? Aug 28, 2021 13:48

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FactsAreUseless posted:

According to Thai law, it is illegal to do any of the following:

Tie the King's shoelaces together, in order to "do him [a] harm"
Put one's finger on the King's shirt, then, upon drawing the attention of the King, raise one's finger to make contact with the nose of the King
Say the phrase "moron says what," or any similarly damning idiom, very quietly within hearing range of the King, in order to "cause him [a] mischief"
Hold a sign in the vicinity of the King which depicts a single baseball and large screw, as well as an arrow pointing in the direction of the King, relative to one's own position
Wear clothing which depicts the slogan of "[I Am] With Stupid" as well as an arrow pointing in the direction of the King, relative to one's own position
Ingratiate oneself to the King and then, on gaining the King's confidence, cause or serve to cause him to view the following video: "Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up (Official Music Video) YouTube · Rick Astley · Oct 24, 2009"

Each of these actions carries a fine of up to 500,000 Thai Baht, or 15,403.42 US Dollars, and a sentence of up to two years in prison.

# ? Sep 1, 2021 17:57

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Person in Thai prison cell across from me: "So what did you do to get in here?"

Me: "I simultaneously ligma'd, sugondese'd and updog'd the president."

*audible gasps from entire wing of prison*

# ? Sep 1, 2021 17:59

ChubbyChecker

Buttchocks posted:

lese nutz

# ? Sep 1, 2021 18:08

alnilam

FactsAreUseless posted:

According to Thai law, it is illegal to do any of the following:

Tie the King's shoelaces together, in order to "do him [a] harm"
Put one's finger on the King's shirt, then, upon drawing the attention of the King, raise one's finger to make contact with the nose of the King
Say the phrase "moron says what," or any similarly damning idiom, very quietly within hearing range of the King, in order to "cause him [a] mischief"
Hold a sign in the vicinity of the King which depicts a single baseball and large screw, as well as an arrow pointing in the direction of the King, relative to one's own position
Wear clothing which depicts the slogan of "[I Am] With Stupid" as well as an arrow pointing in the direction of the King, relative to one's own position
Ingratiate oneself to the King and then, on gaining the King's confidence, cause or serve to cause him to view the following video: "Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up (Official Music Video) YouTube · Rick Astley · Oct 24, 2009"

Each of these actions carries a fine of up to 500,000 Thai Baht, or 15,403.42 US Dollars, and a sentence of up to two years in prison.

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