|
wikipedia posted:"Whoever defames, insults or threatens the King, the Queen, the Heir-apparent or the Regent, shall be punished with imprisonment of three to fifteen years." the king of thailand is dumb as hell, i'm saying it. king vajiralongkorn specifically poops in his pants because he's too scared of the toilet flush sound. he hit his younger sister because he's a lovely monarch coward disgusting piece of poo poo. Heather Papps fucked around with this message at 02:05 on Aug 23, 2021 |
# ? Aug 23, 2021 02:01 |
|
|
# ? May 5, 2024 13:17 |
|
"hurr durr i'm gonna spend 15 days at a monastery, then completely ignore every lesson the monks tried to teach me" -king dumbshit vajiralongkorn
|
# ? Aug 23, 2021 02:01 |
|
"durrrrr i can fly fixed wing helicopters, look at all the medals and awards i didn't earn duh" -a man who's never bathed, vajiralongkorn
|
# ? Aug 23, 2021 02:03 |
|
"help people are making fun of me I WILL PUT THEM IN JAIL FOR FIFTEEN years, while pissing and making GBS threads myself and eating the poop and drinking the piss" -noted coprophiliac, king vajiralongkorn
|
# ? Aug 23, 2021 02:05 |
|
"i king vajiralongkorn will head the "Mobile Agricultural Clinic Project." i will personally visit every farm and eat their dead animals while spraying my fertilizing poo poo over everything. - "harvest" king vajiralongkorn
|
# ? Aug 23, 2021 02:07 |
|
"i donate 42 million baht to higher learning institutes, but demand they teach a course on me, king vajiralongkorn, and my penchant for smashing my dick and balls with a hammer while dressed as a french maid. -your maid waifu, king vajiralongkorn
|
# ? Aug 23, 2021 02:08 |
|
"haha yes i am known as the football prince, because i want to handle your pigskin. squeal for me." -noted resident of bavaria, king vajiralongkorn
|
# ? Aug 23, 2021 02:10 |
|
"i made my dog air chief marshal. fufu did as good a job as my parrot coco did performing as submarine general." -king vajiralongkorn, guy who literally made a dog an air chief marshal.
|
# ? Aug 23, 2021 02:12 |
|
if this counts as politics i'm sorry gas away but the fact that this dumbass made making fun of him illegal made me want to force thailand to try and extradite me
|
# ? Aug 23, 2021 02:13 |
|
this is illegal this is an illegal thread please be careful |
# ? Aug 23, 2021 02:42 |
|
User has been put in Thai prison for 100000 hours. |
# ? Aug 23, 2021 02:58 |
|
your friend sk posted:User has been put in Thai prison for 100000 hours.
|
# ? Aug 23, 2021 02:59 |
if this "king" tries to step to you i'll slap the poo poo out of him papps
---------------- |
|
# ? Aug 23, 2021 05:06 |
|
lese nutz |
# ? Aug 23, 2021 08:31 |
|
sounds like thailand could use less majeste amirite
|
# ? Aug 23, 2021 13:14 |
|
look at this royal monogram. any joke i could make about it would be way too obvious and easy, like mentioning how incredibly weak it is declaring a woman royal consort, then stripping her of the title for one whole year for making fun of the queen but stepping it back and pretending it never happened.
|
# ? Aug 23, 2021 22:56 |
|
personally i dont care much for the regent tbh |
# ? Aug 24, 2021 13:16 |
|
i think he's doing a good job trying it's a challenging situation!
|
# ? Aug 26, 2021 21:38 |
|
According to Thai law, it is illegal to do any of the following: Tie the King's shoelaces together, in order to "do him [a] harm" Put one's finger on the King's shirt, then, upon drawing the attention of the King, raise one's finger to make contact with the nose of the King Say the phrase "moron says what," or any similarly damning idiom, very quietly within hearing range of the King, in order to "cause him [a] mischief" Hold a sign in the vicinity of the King which depicts a single baseball and large screw, as well as an arrow pointing in the direction of the King, relative to one's own position Wear clothing which depicts the slogan of "[I Am] With Stupid" as well as an arrow pointing in the direction of the King, relative to one's own position Ingratiate oneself to the King and then, on gaining the King's confidence, cause or serve to cause him to view the following video: "Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up (Official Music Video) YouTube · Rick Astley · Oct 24, 2009" Each of these actions carries a fine of up to 500,000 Thai Baht, or 15,403.42 US Dollars, and a sentence of up to two years in prison. |
# ? Aug 28, 2021 05:20 |
FactsAreUseless posted:According to Thai law, it is illegal to do any of the following: ---------------- |
|
# ? Aug 28, 2021 05:32 |
|
FactsAreUseless posted:According to Thai law, it is illegal to do any of the following: lmao |
# ? Aug 28, 2021 06:27 |
|
FactsAreUseless posted:According to Thai law, it is illegal to do any of the following: |
# ? Aug 28, 2021 06:28 |
|
Careful Papps, or you'll be banned from your local Thai restaurant by order of the King. Where will you get your pad thai then? A vietnamese restaurant? Probably, but do you want to live like that? |
# ? Aug 28, 2021 13:07 |
|
FactsAreUseless posted:According to Thai law, it is illegal to do any of the following:
|
# ? Aug 28, 2021 13:48 |
|
FactsAreUseless posted:According to Thai law, it is illegal to do any of the following: |
# ? Sep 1, 2021 17:57 |
|
Person in Thai prison cell across from me: "So what did you do to get in here?" Me: "I simultaneously ligma'd, sugondese'd and updog'd the president." *audible gasps from entire wing of prison* |
# ? Sep 1, 2021 17:59 |
|
Buttchocks posted:lese nutz
|
# ? Sep 1, 2021 18:08 |
|
FactsAreUseless posted:According to Thai law, it is illegal to do any of the following:
|
# ? Sep 1, 2021 18:39 |
|
But his picture is EVERYWHERE! |
# ? Sep 1, 2021 19:38 |
|
Buttchocks posted:lese nutz |
# ? Sep 1, 2021 20:17 |
|
|
# ? May 5, 2024 13:17 |
|
Executioner: Any last words? Me: The King is a great King Executioner: Too late you learn your les- Me: For me to poop on! |
# ? Sep 1, 2021 21:51 |