corgski posted:

Elmnt80 posted:

Its the year 2025. 3 years ago the government tried to ban the crunchwrap. Black market crunchwrap shops popped up overnight in every american city, guarded by hardened warriors craving that beefy, cheesy, crunchy, melty disk of deliciousness. And then the fighting started. Rival gangs warred over which was superior, chicken, black bean or beef. Other chains who tried to introduce knockoff crunchwraps to fill the void and were subjected to car bomb attacks by fourth meal extremists who had declared these imposters to be heretics. The government never realized that this was the one thing that would unite americans, left, right and center.

corgski posted:

As the conflict raged, one of the most feared weapons in the fourth meal’s arsenal was the “Baja Blast.” A crude, handmade nuclear weapon known for the vibrant blue flash it created immediately upon detonation. Many cities were lost to this weapon after McMilitia’s ill-fated campaign on the western front.

Goons Are Great posted:

where's the sequel??

corgski posted:

I don't know but what I do know is that the fast food factions are, at minimum:

• McMilitia, a fascist, imperial force from America's heartland
• Wendy's Red Army, neo-soviets based out of Atlanta
• Fourth Meal, a decentralized network of anarchists and syndicalists loosely aligned with the Taco Bell principle of "live mas"
• Kentucky Free Citizens, neo-confederate "libertarians" from the deep south
• The King Crown, BK aligned monarchists who control a swath of the pacific coastline from Oregon up into British Columbia

Elmnt80 posted:

The Whata-republic, A republican separatist group centered in Texas. By law, all ketchup must be spicy.

Gluehead posted:

i met snow at a restaurant once and i was like 'man, informer is a really good song!' and he just looked up from the bowl of french onion soup he was eating, mouthed the words 'gently caress off' and then he gave me the finger twice with boths hands, then crossed the two fingers to make a cross and aimed it at me

Gluehead posted:

i met snow at a restaurant once and i was like 'man, informer is a really good song!' and he just looked up from the bowl of french onion soup he was eating, mouthed the words 'gently caress off' and then he gave me the finger twice with boths hands, then crossed the two fingers to make a cross and aimed it at me

Mormon Nailer posted:

Preparing the strategic national reserve.

Percy Teatwillow posted:

for like a year or so, I didn’t know that they purposely printed sauce packets with a blank box, so anytime I would find one I would put it in this bowl and eventually I wound up with like fifty of them. I was going to give them to my friend as a gag gift until someone told me like “yeah, no they do that on purpose so you can write your own message”

I was a little bummed but in the end I had a ton of diablo sauce (the best sauce) on deck

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Looking for a wine recommendation that would pair with a cold dead hand, thanks in advance!

Elmnt80 posted:

The fast food wars have begun.

biosterous posted:

arby's is a loose conglomerate of mercenary mad scientists. they'll provide you with terrible bioweapons, all you have to do is keep the supply of meats coming..