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Its the year 2025. 3 years ago the government tried to ban the crunchwrap. Black market crunchwrap shops popped up overnight in every american city, guarded by hardened warriors craving that beefy, cheesy, crunchy, melty disk of deliciousness. And then the fighting started. Rival gangs warred over which was superior, chicken, black bean or beef. Other chains who tried to introduce knockoff crunchwraps to fill the void and were subjected to car bomb attacks by fourth meal extremists who had declared these imposters to be heretics. The government never realized that this was the one thing that would unite americans, left, right and center.
As the conflict raged, one of the most feared weapons in the fourth meal’s arsenal was the “Baja Blast.” A crude, handmade nuclear weapon known for the vibrant blue flash it created immediately upon detonation. Many cities were lost to this weapon after McMilitia’s ill-fated campaign on the western front.
where's the sequel??
I don't know but what I do know is that the fast food factions are, at minimum:
• McMilitia, a fascist, imperial force from America's heartland
• Wendy's Red Army, neo-soviets based out of Atlanta
• Fourth Meal, a decentralized network of anarchists and syndicalists loosely aligned with the Taco Bell principle of "live mas"
• Kentucky Free Citizens, neo-confederate "libertarians" from the deep south
• The King Crown, BK aligned monarchists who control a swath of the pacific coastline from Oregon up into British Columbia
The Whata-republic, A republican separatist group centered in Texas. By law, all ketchup must be spicy.
The fast food wars have begun.
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i had a bean burrito at taco bell & it honestly was p chill
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Aug 29, 2021 21:39
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you can have my love supreme when you fill me so full of heroin that i go on a magical saxophone journey
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Aug 29, 2021 21:53
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One day nearer spring
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legends speak of a fabled white castle
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Aug 29, 2021 21:59
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- Percy Teatwillow
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let us go out this evening for pleasure, for the night is still young
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pledging my alliance to Fourth Meal itt. can we please get gang tags?????
THANK U Heather Papps !!
Gluehead posted:
i met snow at a restaurant once and i was like 'man, informer is a really good song!' and he just looked up from the bowl of french onion soup he was eating, mouthed the words 'gently caress off' and then he gave me the finger twice with boths hands, then crossed the two fingers to make a cross and aimed it at me
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Aug 29, 2021 23:50
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- Percy Teatwillow
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let us go out this evening for pleasure, for the night is still young
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for like a year or so, I didn’t know that they purposely printed sauce packets with a blank box, so anytime I would find one I would put it in this bowl and eventually I wound up with like fifty of them. I was going to give them to my friend as a gag gift until someone told me like “yeah, no they do that on purpose so you can write your own message”
I was a little bummed but in the end I had a ton of diablo sauce (the best sauce) on deck
THANK U Heather Papps !!
Gluehead posted:
i met snow at a restaurant once and i was like 'man, informer is a really good song!' and he just looked up from the bowl of french onion soup he was eating, mouthed the words 'gently caress off' and then he gave me the finger twice with boths hands, then crossed the two fingers to make a cross and aimed it at me
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Aug 30, 2021 00:04
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you can have my cinnamon twists when u rip the shards of them from my cold, ripped gums
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Aug 30, 2021 01:05
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- Elmnt80
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Looking for a wine recommendation that would pair with a cold dead hand, thanks in advance!
I hear a nice chianti pairs wonderfully.
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Aug 30, 2021 02:58
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hardcore sound gets you hypah
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where my bojangles bros. at
https://giant.gfycat.com/ThoseAcrobaticCapybara.webm
so much love to vanisher for the winter '21 sig!
huge love to Tiny Myers for the fall '21 sig!
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