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THanks for this waffle I love you
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Sep 1, 2021 18:39
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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May 2, 2024 12:27
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- vanisher
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You have nice lamps in here
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Sep 1, 2021 18:40
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- vanisher
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I like your mask how many times have you had covid you look great
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Sep 1, 2021 18:40
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- Escape From Noise
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My go to compliment in most situations is "Nice rear end!"
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Sep 1, 2021 19:35
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- Battlevader
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"I would like to order another one, thank you"
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Sep 1, 2021 20:06
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- Contron
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www.youtube.com/contron
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You are mildy attractive and I would like to request your i-telephone number so that I can share it with my moderately attractive cousin.
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Sep 1, 2021 20:14
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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The menu has nice fonts.
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Sep 1, 2021 20:33
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- vanisher
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Hi thanks yes I would like the chili. Oh it's straight from a can? I'm sure it's a nice can. It's not nice? It's dog food with Old El Paso taco seasoning thrown in?
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Sep 1, 2021 20:50
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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The kitchen fire sure adds some nice ambient lighting.
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Sep 1, 2021 21:51
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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I saw you dip your balls in my soup before you brought it to me and I just want to say you are excellent at "manscaping" and you must have great self confidence since you're clearly a grower and not a shower.
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Sep 1, 2021 22:22
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- French Accent
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i know there's a cook back there but i just really wanted to specifically thank you for the food.
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Sep 1, 2021 22:56
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- Percy Teatwillow
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let us go out this evening for pleasure, for the night is still young
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"just want you to know that when you dropped that huge platter of food earlier, i wasn't one of the people that laughed"
lol
THANK U Heather Papps !!
Gluehead posted:
i met snow at a restaurant once and i was like 'man, informer is a really good song!' and he just looked up from the bowl of french onion soup he was eating, mouthed the words 'gently caress off' and then he gave me the finger twice with boths hands, then crossed the two fingers to make a cross and aimed it at me
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Sep 1, 2021 23:02
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- Percy Teatwillow
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let us go out this evening for pleasure, for the night is still young
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“im going to request you every time for bringing me extra lemons. i appreciate you. i appreciate your work. namaste.”
THANK U Heather Papps !!
Gluehead posted:
i met snow at a restaurant once and i was like 'man, informer is a really good song!' and he just looked up from the bowl of french onion soup he was eating, mouthed the words 'gently caress off' and then he gave me the finger twice with boths hands, then crossed the two fingers to make a cross and aimed it at me
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Sep 1, 2021 23:04
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- FutonForensic
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giving a really great tip on the receipt: "access the first hidden warp in Super Mario Bros. 1-2 by going over the top of the screen before the exit pipe"
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Sep 1, 2021 23:14
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- Rocket Baby Dolls
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Normally I don't make aesthetic criticisms in other peoples' homes, but that rug looks like a beaver exploded. If meat is murder, then that rug is at least a severe beating.
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"You remind me of that character from Becker."
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Sep 2, 2021 00:02
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- The Hello Machine
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I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.
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"What a lovely home you have!" (doesn't realize that waitstaff don't actually live in the restaurant)
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Sep 2, 2021 00:23
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- vanisher
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Sep 2, 2021 02:35
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- nut
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Sep 2, 2021 02:51
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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I like the way you put the mini-box of frosted flakes in the styrofoam bowl with the carton of milk on the side. It provides a more interactive experience for the patron.
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Sep 2, 2021 03:15
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- xcheopis
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I like the way you put the mini-box of frosted flakes in the styrofoam bowl with the carton of milk on the side. It provides a more interactive experience for the patron.
That sounds like Deconstructed Mom's Home Cooking
Fifteen years taking prescriptions
Now a shrink like, "I dunno, maybe get a kitten"
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Sep 2, 2021 03:21
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- take the moon
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by sebmojo
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trying to think of something nice to say to the waiter
uh nice.... *does free association* water, that u brought me with ice cubes its really refreshing
waiter:
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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!
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Sep 2, 2021 14:59
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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May 2, 2024 12:27
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- nut
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Is that a small order of loaded potato skins on your tray or am I happy to see you?
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Sep 2, 2021 22:06
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