Trying desperately to think of something nice to say to the waiter

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vanisher

THanks for this waffle I love you

# ? Sep 1, 2021 18:39

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vanisher

You have nice lamps in here

# ? Sep 1, 2021 18:40

vanisher

I like your mask how many times have you had covid you look great

# ? Sep 1, 2021 18:40

Heather Papps: hello friend

"hey, i hope you enjoy your dinner also"

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Sep 1, 2021 18:56

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Heather Papps posted:

"hey, i hope you enjoy your dinner also"

Came here to post this

# ? Sep 1, 2021 18:59

vanisher

I'm so, so sorry, but can you please refill my water or help me find the appropriate party to ask. You have a nice hat.

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# ? Sep 1, 2021 19:00

vanisher

Heather Papps posted:

"hey, i hope you enjoy your dinner also"

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# ? Sep 1, 2021 19:01

Manifisto

the sincerity with which you brought this seafood chowder to the table was astonishing

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Sep 1, 2021 19:03

Heather Papps: hello friend

"just want you to know that when you dropped that huge platter of food earlier, i wasn't one of the people that laughed"

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Sep 1, 2021 19:06

vanisher

I don't really want to scan this qr code for a menu do you have regular ones. Really in awe of how you handled the other table's cold french fry complaint earlier.

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# ? Sep 1, 2021 19:16

Escape From Noise

My go to compliment in most situations is "Nice rear end!"

# ? Sep 1, 2021 19:35

Battlevader

"I would like to order another one, thank you"

# ? Sep 1, 2021 20:06

Contron: www.youtube.com/contron

You are mildy attractive and I would like to request your i-telephone number so that I can share it with my moderately attractive cousin.

# ? Sep 1, 2021 20:14

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

The menu has nice fonts.

# ? Sep 1, 2021 20:33

Heather Papps: hello friend

i'd like to speak to your manager... to tell them how amazing you are at your job

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Sep 1, 2021 20:40

Manifisto

I've been watching you carry things and your carrying capacity is at least 20% more than what I expected

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Sep 1, 2021 20:49

vanisher

Hi thanks yes I would like the chili. Oh it's straight from a can? I'm sure it's a nice can. It's not nice? It's dog food with Old El Paso taco seasoning thrown in?

# ? Sep 1, 2021 20:50

vanisher

Nice touch with the candles on the table, oh it's just the holder for a candle but there's no candle inside. Still looks pretty.

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# ? Sep 1, 2021 20:52

Manifisto

vanisher posted:

Nice touch with the candles on the table, oh it's just the holder for a candle but there's no candle inside. Still looks pretty.

could you maybe light it anyway?

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Sep 1, 2021 21:01

Heather Papps: hello friend

oh that's nice they let you bring your pets into work. you know i used to keep rats but after a couple o- that... wasn't a pet?

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Sep 1, 2021 21:38

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

The kitchen fire sure adds some nice ambient lighting.

# ? Sep 1, 2021 21:51

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

I saw you dip your balls in my soup before you brought it to me and I just want to say you are excellent at "manscaping" and you must have great self confidence since you're clearly a grower and not a shower.

# ? Sep 1, 2021 22:22

Heather Papps: hello friend

no no, it's okay you got my order completely wrong, i've been trying to eat healthier anyways and "chicken parmesan" and "chickpea salad" do sound a lot alike

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Sep 1, 2021 22:29

French Accent

i know there's a cook back there but i just really wanted to specifically thank you for the food.

# ? Sep 1, 2021 22:56

Percy Teatwillow: let us go out this evening for pleasure, for the night is still young

Heather Papps posted:

"just want you to know that when you dropped that huge platter of food earlier, i wasn't one of the people that laughed"

lol

THANK U Heather Papps !!

Gluehead posted:

i met snow at a restaurant once and i was like 'man, informer is a really good song!' and he just looked up from the bowl of french onion soup he was eating, mouthed the words 'gently caress off' and then he gave me the finger twice with boths hands, then crossed the two fingers to make a cross and aimed it at me

# ? Sep 1, 2021 23:02

Percy Teatwillow: let us go out this evening for pleasure, for the night is still young

�im going to request you every time for bringing me extra lemons. i appreciate you. i appreciate your work. namaste.�

THANK U Heather Papps !!

Gluehead posted:

i met snow at a restaurant once and i was like 'man, informer is a really good song!' and he just looked up from the bowl of french onion soup he was eating, mouthed the words 'gently caress off' and then he gave me the finger twice with boths hands, then crossed the two fingers to make a cross and aimed it at me

# ? Sep 1, 2021 23:04

FutonForensic

giving a really great tip on the receipt: "access the first hidden warp in Super Mario Bros. 1-2 by going over the top of the screen before the exit pipe"

# ? Sep 1, 2021 23:14

Rocket Baby Dolls: Normally I don't make aesthetic criticisms in other peoples' homes, but that rug looks like a beaver exploded. If meat is murder, then that rug is at least a severe beating.

"You remind me of that character from Becker."

# ? Sep 2, 2021 00:02

The Hello Machine: I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.

"What a lovely home you have!" (doesn't realize that waitstaff don't actually live in the restaurant)

# ? Sep 2, 2021 00:23

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

you here alone hoss?

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# ? Sep 2, 2021 00:31

vanisher

How Wonderful! posted:

you here alone hoss?

# ? Sep 2, 2021 02:35

nut

How Wonderful! posted:

you here alone hoss?

# ? Sep 2, 2021 02:51

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

I like the way you put the mini-box of frosted flakes in the styrofoam bowl with the carton of milk on the side. It provides a more interactive experience for the patron.

# ? Sep 2, 2021 03:15

xcheopis

Buttchocks posted:

I like the way you put the mini-box of frosted flakes in the styrofoam bowl with the carton of milk on the side. It provides a more interactive experience for the patron.

That sounds like Deconstructed Mom's Home Cooking

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# ? Sep 2, 2021 03:21

take the moon: by sebmojo

trying to think of something nice to say to the waiter

uh nice.... *does free association* water, that u brought me with ice cubes its really refreshing

waiter: :rolleyes:

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# ? Sep 2, 2021 14:59

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

Is that a small order of loaded potato skins on your tray or am I happy to see you?

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# ? Sep 2, 2021 15:15

Heather Papps: hello friend

How Wonderful! posted:

Is that a small order of loaded potato skins on your tray or am I happy to see you?

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Sep 2, 2021 21:28

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# ? May 2, 2024 06:29

nut

How Wonderful! posted:

Is that a small order of loaded potato skins on your tray or am I happy to see you?

# ? Sep 2, 2021 22:06

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