Condiments: How do they get the baby in the bottle?

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Duck and Cover: Apr 6, 2007

I like condiments.

Kewpie Mayo is really good. I'm going to assume it's the MSG and maybe that it uses just the egg yolk. The American made one doesn't have the MSG so I assume it's not as good.

Tracklements Strong English Mustard , is really good if you like a strong hot (like horseradish not spicy) mustard.

Honeycup Mustard is my go to choice for honey mustard, thick and yummy.

French's Yellow Mustard ... it's yellow mustard I have tried other yellow mustards but haven't yet seen a reason not to use French's.

Bachans. They call it barbecue sauce, soy sauce is the main ingredient I'm not sure I'd call it a barbecue sauce. Whatever it is it's good.

Horseradish is a tricky one as most seem to suck (too mild, too vinegary). I like Farmer's (or I did, I haven't seen it in awhile) and Rosols. They don't gently caress around, and that's the way it's suppose to be. Not many choices though you're going to get whatever the local supermarkets carry.

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numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

this is my favorite mustard

edmond fallot dijon. i could eat it straight up by the spooonful. amazing on sausages.

# ? Sep 3, 2021 19:36

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

Babies?

# ? Sep 3, 2021 19:37

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

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The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Bonzo posted:

https://twitter.com/RealKraftMayo/status/1381618208331956226

# ? Sep 3, 2021 19:40

SLICK GOKU BABY: Jun 12, 2001; Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls

The only condiment you need is a bottle of buffalo sauce. Hope that helps

# ? Sep 3, 2021 19:56

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

Japanese Mayo Supremacy

# ? Sep 3, 2021 19:59

Yaldabaoth: Oct 9, 2012; by Azathoth

I love how americans think it's gross how foreigners put ketchup and mayo on everything when in truth american ketchup and mayo are just really lovely.

# ? Sep 3, 2021 20:02

hot cocoa on the couch: Dec 8, 2009

sriracha is really popular now so it's not really novel but i still keep it on hand and use it as my go-to ketchup-like condiment. my exwifes family is lao and they got me hooked on it and i haven't been able to find a suitable replacement for it yet

e: cholimex tuong ot is more "authentic" but sriracha tastes better, i don't give a gently caress

hot cocoa on the couch fucked around with this message at 20:11 on Sep 3, 2021

# ? Sep 3, 2021 20:08

Duck and Cover: Apr 6, 2007

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Babies?

https://www.kewpieshop.com

I assume the baby on the bottle means the product contains baby.

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Les Os: Mar 29, 2010

I got this stuff from buckees called swamp mustard with an alligator on the bottle - dank as poo poo. Would put that on all my eggs and sandwiches. Long story short I�m homeless now

# ? Sep 3, 2021 21:00

Brother Tadger: Feb 15, 2012; I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Is jam/jelly a condiment? If so, fig jam is really really good on cheese and crackers

E. Also, horseradish mustard is loving good

# ? Sep 3, 2021 21:00

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

Duck and Cover posted:

https://www.kewpieshop.com

I assume the baby on the bottle means the product contains baby.

Are the babies dead before they go in the bottle? Or does going in the bottle kill the baby?

# ? Sep 3, 2021 21:21

Duck and Cover: Apr 6, 2007

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Are the babies dead before they go in the bottle? Or does going in the bottle kill the baby?

I bet they use a press to squeeze the baby juice out and discard the rest. I'm thinking duck press but appropriately sized for babies.

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Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

That's how baby oil is made

# ? Sep 3, 2021 21:55

Bonzo: Mar 11, 2004; Just like Mama used to make it!

Colonel Cancer posted:

That's how baby oil is made

*In Russion accent* BABY POWDER? AMERICA! WHAT A COUNTRY!

White vinegar is a very underrated condiment.

Malt vinegar on fish and chips is magic.

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Are the babies dead before they go in the bottle? Or does going in the bottle kill the baby?

Think bonsai kittens.

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hell astro course: Dec 10, 2009; pizza sucks

Duck and Cover posted:

I like condiments.

Kewpie Mayo is really good. I'm going to assume it's the MSG and maybe that it uses just the egg yolk. The American made one doesn't have the MSG so I assume it's not as good.

Tracklements Strong English Mustard , is really good if you like a strong hot (like horseradish not spicy) mustard.

Honeycup Mustard is my go to choice for honey mustard, thick and yummy.

French's Yellow Mustard ... it's yellow mustard I have tried other yellow mustards but haven't yet seen a reason not to use French's.

Bachan. They call it barbecue sauce, soy sauce is the main ingredient I'm not sure I'd call it a barbecue sauce. Whatever it is it's good.

Horseradish is a tricky one as most seem to suck (too mild, too vinegary). I like Farmer's (or I did, I haven't seen it in awhile) and Rosols. They don't gently caress around, and that's the way it's suppose to be. Not many choices though you're going to get whatever the local supermarkets carry.

op buy your own msg. grow your own mustard seed. if you like something you can master it.

# ? Sep 3, 2021 22:20

Loden Taylor: Aug 11, 2003

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Are the babies dead before they go in the bottle? Or does going in the bottle kill the baby?

the baby is still alive, just in condiment form

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Murdstone: Jun 14, 2005; I'm feeling Jimmy

How do they cram all that graham?

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Loden Taylor: Aug 11, 2003

cast off your humanity and embrace mustardhood

# ? Sep 3, 2021 22:22

Duck and Cover: Apr 6, 2007

hell astro course posted:

op buy your own msg. grow your own mustard seed. if you like something you can master it.

I've considered it. No the work required to make the mustard is work I don't want to do, besides the mustard greens that normally pop up each year didn't really do so this time.

Loden Taylor posted:

the baby is still alive, just in condiment form

No one tell Texas or do gently caress you Texas no baby mayo for you!

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Loden Taylor: Aug 11, 2003

https://i.imgur.com/pZjhHkr.mp4

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Mooktastical: Jan 8, 2008

This is Dirty Dick's Tropical Twist and it's amazing. It's a habanero based sauce, so it packs a decent kick, but it's got banana and pineapple, so it's sweet, too.

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Code Jockey: Jan 24, 2006; 69420 basic bytes free

jufran spicy banana sauce owns

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Brother Tadger: Feb 15, 2012; I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Mooktastical posted:

This is Dirty Dick's Tropical Twist and it's amazing. It's a habanero based sauce, so it packs a decent kick, but it's got banana and pineapple, so it's sweet, too.

In this same vein, this is a good hot sauce