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Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/sairaspooks/status/1406300271358193669?t=X44HIOadzyM77_3a_UfPKg&s=19

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Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense




Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
https://twitter.com/scarytoilet/status/1433027494001717250?s=20

Viperidae
Feb 7, 2007
Arf!

GlobglogGroAbgalab posted:

Apparently reverse image searches automatically generate terms to search alongside your photo. Does anyone know how they determine which terms are appropriate? Presumably multiple engines add the same phrase because they use the same algorithm. I’m trying to figure out why this image has the phrase “kuru kafa esrar icwn” attached to it:



Obviously I know it’s a fake alien.

If no answer, please still accept as a curse.

My girlfirend is turkish and says it means "skeleton smoking weed".


Viperidae fucked around with this message at 14:56 on Sep 1, 2021

Squatch Ambassador
Nov 12, 2008

What? Never seen a shaved Squatch before?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZ18ZpM1yfM&t=201s

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006



Infinitum posted:

Crossposting a nerdy curse for you all to enjoy.

ugh

GlobglogGroAbgalab
Jul 25, 2016

It appears that the elephant is highly sensitive to the effects of LSD - a finding which may prove to be valuable in elephant-control work in Africa.

SniperWoreConverse posted:

Is turkish, dry head weed alien(?), but those words can mean other things and I don't know that machine translation is even close. Could be mystery or secret instead of weed, could be emaciated instead of dry.

Icwn isn't in easy dictionaries and I dunno how it would be pronounced but I'm betting it's some kind of paranormal related word.

Icen is smoker maybe it's a hilarious meme. I'd hang out with the dry head marijuana smoker cause I've been high enough I felt like that.



Viperidae posted:

My girlfirend is turkish and says it means "skeleton smoking weed".






Super helpful. Thank you. I kept getting stuck on the idea that ICWN is an abbreviation.

computer angel
Sep 9, 2008

Make it a double.

Cursed images: Squarting and squelching pusty juice on my hard member

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

GlobglogGroAbgalab posted:

Super helpful. Thank you. I kept getting stuck on the idea that ICWN is an abbreviation.



This is just salad dressing

What the gently caress

Delzuma
Dec 4, 2004

GlobglogGroAbgalab
Jul 25, 2016

It appears that the elephant is highly sensitive to the effects of LSD - a finding which may prove to be valuable in elephant-control work in Africa.



Encouraging kids to eat their disgusting rear end dinner quick so a monster doesn’t take it is a powerful curse, esp since, calories to to the dollar, McDonald’s is one of the cheapest ways to feed poor kids

GlobglogGroAbgalab fucked around with this message at 00:24 on Sep 2, 2021

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
McDonald's Drops 'Hammurderer' Character From Advertising

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006



comforthawk
Apr 15, 2018

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


I've seen this at a bar, it worked just fine.

I mean the toilet of a bar, not the actual bar, that would've been weird.

GlobglogGroAbgalab
Jul 25, 2016

It appears that the elephant is highly sensitive to the effects of LSD - a finding which may prove to be valuable in elephant-control work in Africa.
Just put the grate at the base of the bar and have your customers whip out they hogs before they sit down




Edited to add another curse:

GlobglogGroAbgalab fucked around with this message at 14:21 on Sep 2, 2021

Decon
Nov 22, 2015


Danaru posted:

The best part about this is the "fan made" one was made by someone clearly making fun of people exactly like the guy who made the tweet. I cant believe I'm recommending reading the reddit comments but god drat

I mean. GCJ is reddity, but it's relatively alright since it exists to make fun of the dipshits on reddit whose personalities consist of video games and ":actually: I'm a libertarian". See also, this guy:


tax:

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.
https://twitter.com/AventuraObscura/status/1433209621439787010?s=20

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




nice to see that horse women is still out there loving life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTE5D_0EkOQ

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

hemale in pain posted:

nice to see that horse women is still out there loving life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTE5D_0EkOQ

She's surprisingly agile at that position. Also, quite the glutes.

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Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Harry_Potato
May 21, 2021

"i don't care if you have worms you bad kitties, I'm securing my families future..."

Guarding his carload of Ivermectin...

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redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones

i like this persons follow up tweets

https://twitter.com/AventuraObscura/status/1433454933236453386?s=20

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




boo_radley
Dec 30, 2005

Politeness costs nothing
Please enjoy a gaming curse from twitter

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

i'm not here

this isn't happening

interwhat
Jul 23, 2005

it's kickin in dude

GlobglogGroAbgalab posted:

Just put the grate at the base of the bar and have your customers whip out they hogs before they sit down




Edited to add another curse:



I'll take a probe to inform the thread that piss troughs were common in drinking establishments in the early 1900s, probably late 1800s and earlier too. I worked at a restaurant/bar in South Phila that had one. It was a fine tiled trough around the bottom edge of the bar. The filled in with a clear Plexi glass filler to bring it back flush with the floor, presumably to reduce temptation to piss there. Women were not permitted in bars at the time, I'm told by the owner

Edit: this would save me a LOT of precious drinking time. When Im at the bat, I have to piss every 15 mins

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/ManMilk2/status/1432304975225532423

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018



















Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

These are from Shikawasaki Sato. They're amazingly weird.

Android Apocalypse fucked around with this message at 13:55 on Sep 3, 2021

The Modern Leper
Dec 25, 2008

You must be a masochist
Crosspost from the NMD rap thread:

SpicyPete posted:

The CLB cover on Spotify is cursed as hell
https://i.imgur.com/qbyP175.mp4

And has amazing bars like:
"Said that you a lesbian, girl, me too"
"I had to gently caress a lot of girls to get a kid like this"

More like Certified Lesbian Boy

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal

interwhat posted:

I'll take a probe to inform the thread that piss troughs were common in drinking establishments in the early 1900s, probably late 1800s and earlier too. I worked at a restaurant/bar in South Phila that had one. It was a fine tiled trough around the bottom edge of the bar. The filled in with a clear Plexi glass filler to bring it back flush with the floor, presumably to reduce temptation to piss there. Women were not permitted in bars at the time, I'm told by the owner

Edit: this would save me a LOT of precious drinking time. When Im at the bat, I have to piss every 15 mins

It’s like when you’re at a pool bar on holiday and the stool you sit on is in the water. You can sit there for hours. Beer in. Piss out. Dead relaxing. Until the wife notices you haven’t moved in four hours and give you that look. You know the one.

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pseudorandom
Jun 16, 2010



Yam Slacker

Looks like she needs some Eyevermectin.

I know that’s almost certainly a hair, but I’m sticking with my awful joke. :colbert:

GlobglogGroAbgalab posted:

Super helpful. Thank you. I kept getting stuck on the idea that ICWN is an abbreviation.



My friend had a roommate who moved out and left some homemade kombucha in a jar that looked very similar to that. We decided to just leave it in the nearby Checkers parking lot because that place was already a shitstorm that fucks up the neighborhood, so we figured it would fit right in there.


Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

https://i.imgur.com/bVvAdm0.mp4

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
https://twitter.com/RealKraftMayo/status/1381618208331956226

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER RHINO


Nap Ghost

JFC. That might be the first video that actually shook me about storms. Like, to the core. Here comes the eyewall. It was like when the beat drops at a rave.


I see the proud boys initiation has evolved.


uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

blight rhino posted:

JFC. That might be the first video that actually shook me about storms. Like, to the core. Here comes the eyewall. It was like when the beat drops at a rave.

I see the proud boys initiation has evolved.




this is obviously blessed

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/YSE1LKF.mp4
Sound

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flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




monkeytennis posted:

It’s like when you’re at a pool bar on holiday and the stool you sit on is in the water. You can sit there for hours. Beer in. Piss out. Dead relaxing. Until the wife notices you haven’t moved in four hours and give you that look. You know the one.

:hmmyes: pure, primal lust

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