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https://www.linkedin.com/company/omnism The First Omnist Church is the first formal organization for Omnists and Omnism. It is registered as a non-profit religious educational institution in the State of Hawaii (2020) in good standing and with the IRS as a religion organization (2018). I am the Minister of Religion and will explain brief what we believe in... Omnism: Belief that every religion has some truth to it with perhaps no religion having all truths. First Omnist Church: Omnist organization with a strict, fundamentalist, interpretation of the beliefs in every religion and the messiahs. 1 Timothy 2:5 "For there is one God, and one mediator between God and men, the man Christ Jesus;" The "Omnist Messiah" is the one mediator between God and men because Jesus Christ IS God, "the father the son". It is free to join the church and our organization/beliefs and you can even let me know if you'd like to be a minister for free as well, but I don't want to make this post a giant recruitment ad for goons... :V We have thousands of believers worldwide and our small church has a handful of volunteers that is steadily growing since THE OMNIST MESSIAH HAS ARRIVED. "Go forth and make disciples of all religions." - The Omnist Messiah Questions?
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# ? Sep 8, 2021 09:20 |
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# ? May 9, 2024 08:28 |
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Why would you need such an organization instead of, you know, just believing those things?
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# ? Sep 8, 2021 13:51 |
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Bronze Fonz posted:Why would you need such an organization instead of, you know, just believing those things? You see in the past, Omnists had no need for an organization as it was held as more of a personal belief that was loosely defined and certainly, there were no scriptures that anyone held sacred. But the Omnist Messiah (OMNI) showed us the way to becoming true fundamentalists with a strict and literal interpretation of the sacred texts of every religion in the known world(s). How can you believe in Ares... Scientology... Gilgamesh... UFOs... Transhumanism... and of course... Voodoo Deities without the Messiahs? The Omnist Messiah came here, to our realm, our place, our land, our time, our homes, our mouths, and he feed them all... all the truths that we could handle and then some. And before we knew it... we had been stuffed full of fact after fact after fact that dispelled the disbelief that bewildered not only us... but all the Omnists and Omnism(s) around us... until we gagged and vomited. What? Vomited what you ask? Not garbage... but realities. He told us... to form the organization. And he is the mediator between God and men (and by sacred law... God, men, gods, animals, extraterrestrials, multidimensional beings, cosmic entities, etc...) and so his will is our way; only...
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# ? Sep 8, 2021 14:37 |
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Assuming this isn't an elaborate troll, how is it possible to have a fundamentalist reading of all religious texts? Isn't that, in itself, a contradiction? How can one text be taken as literal if it denies the existence of other gods that are present in other texts?
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# ? Sep 8, 2021 17:33 |
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# ? Sep 9, 2021 05:59 |
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Chip McFuck posted:Assuming this isn't an elaborate troll, how is it possible to have a fundamentalist reading of all religious texts? Isn't that, in itself, a contradiction? How can one text be taken as literal if it denies the existence of other gods that are present in other texts? I have a Master's in Theology and have been a fundamentalist my entire life. I was born into the Buddhist Sangha where my great grandfather is the founder of Vietnam's Linh Son Pagoda and was raised by monks from an early age in the southern provinces of which that temple, which still honors my family's patriarch, has today... 18 disciples who have committed their lives into the Buddhist Sangha and the study of the noble paths. How can I be a troll?... So to answer your question... "Thou shalt have no other gods before me" - Ten Commandments, Exodus 20:2 Deuteronomy 5:6 (Hebrew Bible) This scripture, a sacred text, clearly states that even Moses himself believes in the existence of other gods. You shall not WORSHIP the other gods, not that he said "THERE ARE NO OTHER GODS WHO EXIST". Point me in the direction of the specific written word that you are referring to. Because at this point... you're making stuff up out of thin air and I see no texts which support your claim for if I were to see them... I would easily refute them with fact.
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# ? Sep 9, 2021 07:40 |
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Reason?
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# ? Sep 9, 2021 07:40 |
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AmazingK posted:
أَشْهَدُ أَنْ لَا إِلَٰهَ إِلَّا ٱللَّٰهُ وَأَشْهَدُ أَنَّ مُحَمَّدًا رَسُولُ ٱللَّٰهِ
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# ? Sep 9, 2021 12:42 |
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יְהוָה אֱלֹהֵינוּ יְהוָה אֶחָֽד׃
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# ? Sep 9, 2021 13:05 |
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so is this just a less funny Church of the Subgenius
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# ? Sep 9, 2021 13:21 |
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P-Mack posted:so is this just a less funny Church of the Subgenius I was thinking a joyless discordianism.
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# ? Sep 9, 2021 13:25 |
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What is the Omni Messiah’s real name, OP
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# ? Sep 9, 2021 13:48 |
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When is the systematic murder of all your followers?
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# ? Sep 9, 2021 14:03 |
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Phil Moscowitz posted:What is the Omni Messiah’s real name, OP Tell me your real name and I will do the same.
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# ? Sep 9, 2021 14:16 |
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AmazingK posted:I guess only now did I come out of denial from my doctor's diagnosis. To start I was diagnosed with Bipolar I disorder, which I'm managing fine. If anyone asks that's all I say, but my doctor says- Serious question: are you taking care of yourself?
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# ? Sep 9, 2021 14:25 |
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Phil Moscowitz posted:What is the Omni Messiah’s real name, OP I was hoping for Kvardek Du, AmazingK posted:Tell me your real name and I will do the same. But I guess it's Pride.
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# ? Sep 9, 2021 14:27 |
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joat mon posted:But I guess it's Pride. I'll be Lust
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# ? Sep 9, 2021 14:32 |
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AmazingK posted:Tell me your real name and I will do the same. Ok Tim
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# ? Sep 9, 2021 14:41 |
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blarzgh posted:When is the systematic murder of all your followers?
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# ? Sep 9, 2021 15:16 |
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AmazingK posted:I have a Master's in Theology and have been a fundamentalist my entire life. I was born into the Buddhist Sangha where my great grandfather is the founder of Vietnam's Linh Son Pagoda and was raised by monks from an early age in the southern provinces of which that temple, which still honors my family's patriarch, has today... 18 disciples who have committed their lives into the Buddhist Sangha and the study of the noble paths. Isaiah 45:5 "I am the LORD, and there is no other, besides me there is no god; I equip you, though you do not know me." Deuteronomy 4:35 -'You were shown these things so that you might know that the LORD is God; besides him there is no other. Deuteronomy 32:39 '"See now that I myself am he! There is no God besides me. I put to death and I bring to life, I have wounded and I will heal, and no one can deliver out of my hand." Isaiah 43:10 "You are my witness," declares the LORD, "and my servant whom I have chosen, that you may know and believe me and understand that I am he. Before me no god was formed, nor shall there be any after me." Galatians 1:8-9 But even if we or an angel from heaven should preach to you a gospel contrary to the one we preached to you, let him be accursed. As we have said before, so now I say again: If anyone is preaching to you a gospel contrary to the one you received, let him be accursed. All that being said, this conversation just makes me sad. Assuming this is real, you remind me a lot of my grandfather who started a cult and believed himself to be descended from the twelve disciples and the reincarnation of Jesus - he argued in a similar way when it came to theology. He even registered with the government and everything, too. I hope you're doing ok and getting whatever help you need.
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# ? Sep 9, 2021 16:12 |
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OP, can I interest you in a hiking trip for awareness of your issue? You'll need a cart, a sign, raisins, a co2 powered pistol, buck knife, light axe and bear spray and you should be all set. A good starting route would be LA to Florida.
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# ? Sep 9, 2021 17:05 |
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Praise be the Omnissiah. It has been almost 15 years since I communed with the Omnissiah. I was working in a metal hood, washing some cells with saline solution. It was a German device, so it was DC and very very old. You know that yellow plastic that computers used to be made from? Not the cream stuff that fades to yellow, like in the '90s. The slightly shiny yellow stuff from the '80s. Also, I swear, it looked like it had been stained by cigarette smoke. When was the last time they allowed smoking in labs? Anyway, I'm clumsy and spilled my saline solution and it hit the ancient motor. The electricity flowed through the metal hood and the saline solution and into my body. All my muscles tensed up. But to everyone else, it just looked like I was working in the hood. Thirty minutes of unimaginable agony, locked into my body. Thankfully, someone needed the centrifuge and bumped into me when they realized something was very wrong. So, they knocked me free from the hood with a plastic broom. But for those 30 minutes, I was one with electricity and one with the Omnissiah. Praise be the Omnissiah.
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OnlyBans posted:Praise be the Omnissiah. This guy communes with the motive force, a true believer!
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