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Goats r cool https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDYJhEyk3Gk
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Cartoon Man posted:https://i.imgur.com/PwiTv0r.mp4
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Oct 4, 2021 23:18
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Thank you op
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Oct 4, 2021 23:42
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*reads title* who loving thinks that!!!
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Oct 4, 2021 23:52
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You can sleep soundly knowing nothing could possibly get you in your sleep
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Oct 5, 2021 00:09
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Deer suck. They carry a parasite that is totally harmless to themselves, but if it gets in goats it gets in their brain and paralyzes them. Deer literally give goats brain worms 
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Oct 5, 2021 00:42
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Arven posted:Deer suck. They carry a parasite that is totally harmless to themselves, but if it gets in goats it gets in their brain and paralyzes them. Deer literally give goats brain worms deer are basically parasite motherships
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Oct 5, 2021 00:57
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goats are the best. i like their weirdo eyeballs. i think deer have them too but you cant tell.
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Oct 5, 2021 01:45
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Muscle Wizard posted:goats are the best. i like their weirdo eyeballs. i think deer have them too but you cant tell. They do, but they are most visible when they are young because the eyes are blue. Or if you get a super close-up of them like this, you can see them even once the eyes change color as they mature:  Or if they are albino:  Also:
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Oct 5, 2021 01:48
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Muscle Wizard posted:goats are the best. i like their weirdo eyeballs. i think deer have them too but you cant tell. Most ungulates have them, even horses. It's just that goats have bigger eyes with brighter corneas so we notice their pupils more easily
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Oct 5, 2021 02:13
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pretty sure some boston dynamics robot killed a deer and wore it's skin like hannibal lecter to escape 
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Oct 5, 2021 03:44
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I live in West Texas. Deer are 90% of the reason you will likely die on the highway at night. My Uncle had a deer jump up into the cab of his truck at Texas highway speeds. He broke his arm and his mother who was riding with him had terrible lacerations on her face and arms. My mother plowed into one with our car and flattened it when i was 10. It didnt jump. It decimated our Buick Skylark. We had to get an entire new car. gently caress Deer.
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Oct 5, 2021 08:39
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Goat proclick: https://www.facebook.com/GoatBreedsOfPakistan
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Oct 5, 2021 09:13
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the goat was the breakout star of the vvitch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdSsgeXJATw
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Oct 5, 2021 11:55
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Talkc posted:
For anyone that doesn't know, driving in the countryside and you see one deer crossing the road, slow the gently caress down; because there are 2 more hiding in the brush waiting to jump out in front of you as you go past. They are so loving stupid, it is astounding.
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Oct 5, 2021 17:25
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if you give em a honk that snaps them out of their stare at the headlights trance, or warns them against majestically leaping directly into your car. they’ll actually go NOISE DANGER BAD
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Oct 5, 2021 19:38
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naem posted:if you give em a honk that snaps them out of their stare at the headlights trance, or warns them against majestically leaping directly into your car. they’ll actually go NOISE DANGER BAD 
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Oct 6, 2021 19:31
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numberoneposter posted:i was riding my bicycle way out in the boonies and saw a deer well on the side of the road eating grass or whatever and when me and my buddy came closer to the deer it actually jump into the road and ran directly in front of us for a couple hundred feet deer and squirrels are faster than anything living in their environment and actively wait until the last second for a predator to close the distance, then leap majestically multiple body lengths away from the jaws of death works great to tire out predators who have to run twice as far as they do, not so effective against SUV’s
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Oct 6, 2021 19:58
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naem posted:deer and squirrels are faster than anything living in their environment and actively wait until the last second for a predator to close the distance, then leap majestically multiple body lengths away from the jaws of death Ah yes, what an effective survival mechanism; running directly into the percieved predators path.
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Oct 6, 2021 21:00
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About a decade ago I was cycling on a riverside bike path (in the middle of the city), taking a sweeping right-hand corner, and there was a woman on a bicycle in the opposing lane coming at me. None of us saw the animal in the bushes, but when we were no more than 20 feet apart, a doe darted from one side of the path to the other, right in between us. We both just went "WHOAAAA" at each other, it was pretty amazing but yeah, if we were driving cars that deer would have been sheared right in half and we'd both be traumatized.
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Oct 7, 2021 01:21
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Growing up in north central Wisconsin, I knew very few people who hadn't yet hit a deer while driving down a country highway. I had a friend for a while that I was driving behind down a country road at night when a huge parade of deer bounded out of the woods and weaved in front and behind her car while she was driving. She saw 0 of them. She had been leaning down to take a CD out of her car's stereo and was replacing it with a new one. Entirely oblivious. We had to call her phone and ask her if she had any idea just how lucky she was dodging a storm of deer like that but she had absolutely no clue what we were talking about.
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Oct 7, 2021 01:27
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deer are way more cute
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Oct 7, 2021 02:23
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Turmoilx posted:deer are way more cute Deer are only cute from afar. You can't actually safety engage with that cuteness.
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Oct 7, 2021 04:50
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We gonna ignore the pissbeard on billy goats? That's why they have a beard. To splash with piss. Because the girl goats dig it. Goats are cute and useful, but also really gross.
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Oct 7, 2021 06:13
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DicktheCat posted:We gonna ignore the pissbeard on billy goats? PsionicAnt posted:Also at a young teen my stupid dad started a "petting zoo" in the middle of bumfuck nowhere, Oregon and we had pygmy goats among other things. The oldest goat liked to piss in his beard a lot and gently caress his daughter.
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Oct 7, 2021 07:22
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If we just keep hitting the deer with our vehicles, they will evolve
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deer's reaction when told some people like goats over deer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfY_X9raVXA
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