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Deer loving suck rear end and I hate them.    They're like a horse on meth, all jittery and skittish all the loving time. They're disgusting and harbor diseases and parasites and poo poo everywhere and deny you the ability to have any meaningful garden while eating themselves out of any habitat via extreme deforestation until they are skin and bones and survive sheerly by the virtue of squirting out more young than a termite queen could ever hope for.  Also they are delicious.  But goats, on the other hand, are good and cool.    Goats loving love eating weeds. They will gladly munch down as much kudzu (lovely invasive weed that outputs toxic fart gas instead of clean air) and poison ivy (rear end in a top hat plant that makes you itch all day and night) as they can find to the point people are now deploying goats to eat a bunch of poo poo rear end plants while leaving good and cool plants alone and having the good and cool plants room to spread and grow again. They are super docile and show lots of personality and look cute and make funny noises that make you smile and can give you lots of milk without making GBS threads violently or getting spooked and accidentally goring you and probably should not be eaten. IMO. Goats are so kickass there was even a kickass game called Goat Simulator where you are an awesome goat doing awesome things. UNLIKE DEER.
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You forgot that they have really cool looking eyes, OP
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Sep 30, 2021 00:48
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I agree
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Sep 30, 2021 00:50
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I agree. Deer loving suck and don't produce any sort of milk or cheese. Deer hobbies include getting hit by cars and eating flowers.
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Sep 30, 2021 00:50
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to be fair goats are also delicious.
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Sep 30, 2021 00:51
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Hey man ill gently caress both
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Sep 30, 2021 00:52
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bossy lady posted:to be fair goats are also delicious.
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Sep 30, 2021 00:55
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if you don't like goats I probably won't like you very much
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Sep 30, 2021 00:59
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What does kudzu fed goat cheese taste like?
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Sep 30, 2021 01:00
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hosed up what they did to that goat in jurassic park the movie
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Sep 30, 2021 01:04
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Goats are descended from these badasses: Deer are just descended from other deer. Lame.
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Sep 30, 2021 01:06
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I have no real opinion on either OP 
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Deer are verminous and foul, ranking below even the disease-riddled ticks they're infested with.
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i like animals except vermin, snakes, and bats.
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Sep 30, 2021 01:57
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Deer are basically overgrown vermin but I wouldn't mess with an angry goat.
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Sep 30, 2021 02:02
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i agree with all of this but also eating goat also rocks
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Sep 30, 2021 02:12
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Deer are huge dicks, my buddy got chased by a buck when he was walking home once. My personal buff is with sheep, though. I got headbutted too many times just trying to feed those assholes. Just wrecked me and ate the corn I was trying to give them to begin with. Jerks.
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Thinking about how the deer can possibly be shittier and i realize that weasel deers have no edible meat
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There's this billy goat with a big old billy goat beard on one of my walking routes and he stares me down every time I walk past. I know if that gate wasn't there he'd try some poo poo but I'm ready for him if he does.
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Sep 30, 2021 05:18
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bossy lady posted:to be fair goats are also delicious. 
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Oh deer
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Ponies are also on my poo poo list. People think they're cute but they will bite and stomp the poo poo outta ya. I'd say anything with hooves should be watched out for, but I've never had a problem with goats. Treecko fucked around with this message at 05:38 on Sep 30, 2021 |
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A goat will eat your dick and balls if you pass out drunk in the goat pen. A dear deer would not do this, though a male deer might headbutt you and injure or kill you.
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Sheep go to heaven, goats go to hell, and deer go to the fey realm.
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the other night I walked by a goat enclosure and they were all gone I sadly said out loud, "oh I guess the goats went to bed already" and then 6 goats ran out of the goat house in response they were very cute and friendly goats and i spent a few minutes petting them goats are cool, 5 stars, would pet again
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BigBadSteve posted:A goat will eat your dick and balls if you pass out drunk in the goat pen. I'm afraid that goat was part of a failed training experiment
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One time last summer I took my kid hiking through a nature trail close by and one of the trail ends at a pond with a lookout spot. We sat down and immediately noticed a lil baby deer stuck in the middle that was just basically mud and pond scum and it couldn't get out. I stripped down and found a big stick to make sure I didn't get stuck too and grabbed that helpless little guy and got him out. It immediately bounced right back in and I had to get him out AGAIN. Then later along the trail we saw it eating stuff and it ran away when it noticed us. That's my deer story thanks I'll have a small frosty and a baconator with no pickles thx
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Goats are amazing. They have sharp teeth so they cut grass rather than sheeps' blunt teeth that pulls grass up by the roots, eroding the land and turning areas into dustbowls. Goats are extremely great and I feel a sense of immense relief and emotional stability from the fact this excellent goat thread exists to talk about how great goats are with people who understand that simple and unassailable truth.
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Also at a young teen my stupid dad started a "petting zoo" in the middle of bumfuck nowhere, Oregon and we had pygmy goats among other things. The oldest goat liked to piss in his beard a lot and gently caress his daughter. Based on these limited experiences I'm siding with deer although I like goats in art. Hail Satan
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PsionicAnt posted:The oldest goat liked to piss in his beard a lot and gently caress his daughter. 
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Do goats decapitate their rivals and carry the severed head around in their antlers? Deer rule
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Check these goats out. So friendly. 
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Goat gently caress yourself OP.
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PsionicAnt posted:Also at a young teen my stupid dad started a "petting zoo" in the middle of bumfuck nowhere, Oregon and we had pygmy goats among other things. The oldest goat liked to piss in his beard a lot and gently caress his daughter... There's some ambiguity here, but I'm going to assume, though you were brought up Satanist, that the goat didn't piss in your dad's beard and gently caress your sister, but pissed into its own beard and hosed its own daughter. Which begs the question: Just how, exactly, does a goat piss into its own beard?
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Sep 30, 2021 10:41
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Urinate while eating grass?
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BigBadSteve posted:There's some ambiguity here, but I'm going to assume, though you were brought up Satanist, that the goat didn't piss in your dad's beard and gently caress your sister, but pissed into its own beard and hosed its own daughter. Look, I'm sure that you're a perfectly smart person that's just having a "brain fart" right now. So if this comes across as condescending then that is not my intention and I apologize. They lay on their back, grab their dick with their cloven front hooves, point their dick towards their face, and then piss into their beards. Exactly the same way you or I would do it.
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Bambi Vs baphomet
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https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ScarceFoolhardyChanticleer-mobile.mp4
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One time I was on a train in Washington and as we came out of a tunnel, the shoulders on either side were covered in those rental brush-removal goats. It was magical. I have never once enjoyed seeing a deer from a vehicle.
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