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by Fluffdaddy
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it's not that crazy of a take here i'll class it up a lil
display an industry-relevant skillset such as the ability to source and market product
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May 6, 2024 00:34
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Magically animate a broomstick made of weed that does all the tedious jobs. Then smoke it.
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Oct 9, 2021 17:49
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- Escape From Noise
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List all the Grateful Dead albums in chronological order, then in order from your least favorite to your favorite.
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Oct 9, 2021 19:23
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- Macnult
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devote your life to science. show up in a lab coat describing "the perfect grav bong"
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Oct 9, 2021 21:06
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- Escape From Noise
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Show them pics of your massive snack stash.
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Oct 10, 2021 05:18
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- deep dish peat moss
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Blow the words out of your mouth with smoke letters like in alice in wonderland
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Oct 10, 2021 06:00
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Go in there popping and locking and don't stop until well after you've left the establishment a la Popin' Pete.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQCSlMxX9WA
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Oct 10, 2021 06:59
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by Fluffdaddy
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This would be bad for business. I'd probably opt out of buying things, assuming I was already too hosed up, if I witnessed someone roll through like that.
"i'll have what he's having!"
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Oct 10, 2021 21:24
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- Percy Teatwillow
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let us go out this evening for pleasure, for the night is still young 
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offering them a trade on an eighth of weed for a quarter of scraped resin:
OP in the dispensary posted:
OP: “do you guys do trades by chance? we used to do them all the time when i worked for jackie’s pizza. i’d have one of the delivery guys bring a couple larges over, and he’d come back with all the old deli meat they had to throw out the next day. i scratch your back, you scratch mine. whattya say!”
BUDTENDER: “well, uhm, I don’t think we do that, no. we can’t just trade drugs.”
OP: “i know, i know, i hear ya. i wouldn’t advise anyone do that either. that’s not at all what i’m talking about. i’m here to trade you…. an investment for a life-time of knowledge!”
~you slap down the most disgustingly large ball of resin ever seen~
OP: “you know what this is? haha yeah, i know you know. we know right? hahahaha youuu knoOoOoW!! but lemme tell ya something you don’t know. you turn around and sell this? you’re doublin’ your money! think about it! and here’s the best part: all you gotta do for me is give me half the weight of this hush puppy in Blueberry Gemini, I’ll bring another one next week. heck, we can keep this going for as long as you want to!”
BUDTENDER: I-
~TO BE CONTINUED~
prolly go a little something like that, but only YOU can write the ending to your story!
THANK U Heather Papps !!
Gluehead posted:
i met snow at a restaurant once and i was like 'man, informer is a really good song!' and he just looked up from the bowl of french onion soup he was eating, mouthed the words 'gently caress off' and then he gave me the finger twice with boths hands, then crossed the two fingers to make a cross and aimed it at me
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