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I want 2 wow them all and eventually end up working there or dating a sexy bud tender at the very least |
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drug rug: do or don't
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Oct 6, 2021 04:56
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Leave your sudadera de jerga at home. Show up showered and sober, and preferably in clean clothes. You're already going to be 800% cooler than half of the people rolling up to the dispo. You wanna work there? Buddy, you and everybody else clamoring for 13bux an hour to talk about weed. |
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Oct 6, 2021 10:29
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Do NOT attempt to impress anyone with your hackey sack skills inside the dispensary. |
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Oct 6, 2021 10:30
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show them your new gold straw and tell them it's for snorting the weed drug into your nose
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Oct 6, 2021 14:59
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Give them masks and hand sanitizer.
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Oct 6, 2021 16:46
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walk into the dispensary with a comically large boom box blaring the byob reggae lyrics like "mspaint your dick" and "even if you're not a girl you can still be a chick" are bound to impress the employees alternate idea: dress up like a giant termite and ask "is the bud tender here?"
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Oct 6, 2021 17:09
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dress up in english civil war era clothes and refer to yourself as the weedfinder general |
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Oct 6, 2021 17:51
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ask for unsalted
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Oct 6, 2021 18:00
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Show up just before lunch time with a spare burriot and insist that you aren't looking for hookups, you just really appreciate what they are doing for the local community and happened to be in the neighborhood. Repeat as necessary until they actually remember.
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Oct 6, 2021 18:21
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Sell them cocaine |
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Oct 6, 2021 19:29
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i've found my flip flop tan really gets their grinders spinning
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Oct 6, 2021 22:01
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i would impress them w/ lies, like being a nobels price winner and an astronaut |
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Oct 6, 2021 22:03
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“i invented weed, you know”
Gluehead posted:i met snow at a restaurant once and i was like 'man, informer is a really good song!' and he just looked up from the bowl of french onion soup he was eating, mouthed the words 'gently caress off' and then he gave me the finger twice with boths hands, then crossed the two fingers to make a cross and aimed it at me |
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Oct 6, 2021 22:47
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Hot take: sell the dispensary workers better weed. |
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Oct 6, 2021 23:18
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Percy Teatwillow posted:“i invented weed, you know” this is a good one |
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Oct 6, 2021 23:44
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Mormon Nailer posted:Do NOT attempt to impress anyone with your hackey sack skills inside the dispensary. Surely, they will be impressed if I can stall the most expensive(fragile) of their bongs. https://i.imgur.com/1qBoiAi.mp4
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nesamdoom posted:Surely, they will be impressed if I can stall the most expensive(fragile) of their bongs. the elusive erect nipple stall 
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Oct 7, 2021 03:33
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If you brag about how much weed you've smoked and how much you will smoke they will like and respect you trust me |
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Oct 7, 2021 04:03
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Manifisto posted:the byob reggae the what crimes |
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:the what https://youtu.be/Ms_S3sd5JzU  enjoy
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Oct 7, 2021 04:07
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make sure you call it a bong because they'll kick you out if you say tobacco pipe
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Yeah always definitely call it a bong and never a tobacco water pipe. Make sure and emphasize that you need toking gear, too, and not smoking accessories. Always a good idea. It is not and can get you and the shop in trouble for crimes. |
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Mormon Nailer posted:
I thought that only mattered in head shops in non-legal states. I remember having to buy 'lamp parts' which made the worst skin melting rear end pipes that'd be untouchable after smoking a couple bowls. https://i.imgur.com/1qBoiAi.mp4
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nesamdoom posted:I thought that only mattered in head shops in non-legal states. I remember having to buy 'lamp parts' which made the worst skin melting rear end pipes that'd be untouchable after smoking a couple bowls. "Paraphernalia" is still a super grey area in most places, even legal states. |
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Oct 7, 2021 14:35
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Zero a massive bong rip. |
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Oct 7, 2021 17:38
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Oct 7, 2021 17:51
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Let me tell you about the time I rolled a quarter ounce joint with 2 1&1/2 papers... It's gonna be a 45 minute story, maybe you can provide something to smoke while I tell it?
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I saw a dispensary owner showing teens how to accurately draw a weed leaf, so maybe if you already know how to draw it they'll think highly of you
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Oct 7, 2021 18:00
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go into the store and set up a stall ALSO selling weed and start competition right on their turf. |
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FutonForensic posted:I saw a dispensary owner showing teens how to accurately draw a weed leaf, so maybe if you already know how to draw it they'll think highly of you Hell yeah, I'm in! |
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Oct 7, 2021 18:24
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use cool lingo you invented yourself. "peace out sandworms imma go kwisach this haderach." also hi i'm frank herbert the author of Dune.
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Oct 7, 2021 20:07
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walk in with shades on and say "you know what i'm here for"
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Oct 7, 2021 20:13
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Mormon Nailer posted:"Paraphernalia" is still a super grey area in most places, even legal states. That's pretty hosed up. I would assume states where dispensaries can give out a joint to new customers wouldn't need to pretend, but laws are written by people that have no clue what they are doing. https://i.imgur.com/1qBoiAi.mp4
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Oct 7, 2021 20:15
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try wearing a hat. its stylish, gives off a kind of 50's authority, if you get my drift. maybe sport some jorts |
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Oct 7, 2021 20:36
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nesamdoom posted:Surely, they will be impressed if I can stall the most expensive(fragile) of their bongs. I was going to say show them how many bongs you can juggle... then do that while they're on fire! |
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Oct 9, 2021 14:02
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Constantly refer to it as "wacky tobaccy". |
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Oct 9, 2021 14:03
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Make sure to tell them several times that you've been smoking since before it was legal. To impress them. |
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