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dibs on king slayer
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Oct 15, 2021 03:46
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Bad Purchase posted:dibs on king slayer based on a quick google search the king slayer was actually a cocktail of: Morphine Demerol Chloropheniramine Placidyl Valium Codeine Ethinamate Quaaludes living like a king for sure
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Oct 15, 2021 04:12
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that's what they want you to think. the truth is too terrifying.
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Oct 15, 2021 04:19
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Charles Mansion posted:based on a quick google search the king slayer was actually a cocktail of: Wait, I thought he died when his heart exploded as he was taking a poo poo due to all the fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches he ate? I'm gonna need to rethink my retirement plans
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Oct 15, 2021 15:47
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Through divine right he was king by the grace of god. That is why built that place, Graceland.
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Oct 15, 2021 16:04
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Lucky Guy posted:If this trend continues, then how will he die an even more embarrassing third death when he comes back again? I bet it's gonna involve TikTok somehow It will most certainly involve him making GBS threads himself like the previous two did.
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Oct 15, 2021 16:16
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He died on the throne
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Oct 15, 2021 16:26
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He explains it himself fairly concisely in this documentary: https://youtu.be/dydrM7OOYao
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Oct 15, 2021 16:34
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actually i don't know how elves decide their kings. is it some kind of birthright thing? Some kinda elf magic? Power? Fey politics are too confusing so i will just continue to imagine their cities as various rocks and trees. Not my problem.
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Oct 15, 2021 16:57
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Bad Purchase posted:dibs on king slayer I am not sure how to tell you this
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Oct 15, 2021 18:00
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i'm looking for the thread about elven kings please advise
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Oct 15, 2021 18:08
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signalnoise posted:i'm looking for the thread about elven kings Trad games is the place you are looking for
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Oct 15, 2021 18:11
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Elvis is my bitch, op.
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Oct 15, 2021 18:16
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hell astro course posted:actually i don't know how elves decide their kings. is it some kind of birthright thing? Some kinda elf magic? Power? Fey politics are too confusing so i will just continue to imagine their cities as various rocks and trees. Not my problem. shoe repair contest
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Oct 15, 2021 20:33
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White people, OP
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Oct 15, 2021 20:37
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Ventral EggSac posted:Belvis
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Oct 15, 2021 21:32
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BB King adopted him.
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Oct 15, 2021 22:02
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Popular acclaim. After all, 50 million Elvis fans can't be wrong.
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Oct 16, 2021 22:59
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Weka posted:Popular acclaim. After all, 50 million Elvis fans can't be wrong. It's not a matter of right and wrong so much as there's enough of them to impose their reality on everyone else.
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Oct 16, 2021 23:01
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Jean Reno did in 1998: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSfgNuXlSY0&t=70s
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Oct 16, 2021 23:17
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hell astro course posted:actually i don't know how elves decide their kings. is it some kind of birthright thing? Some kinda elf magic? Power? Fey politics are too confusing so i will just continue to imagine their cities as various rocks and trees. Not my problem. They never die so there's no succession, the King is just the first one who managed to get ahold of the crown however long ago That's why they gently caress with any mortal that stumbles into the court, they all love drama and haven't had any in thousands of years
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Oct 17, 2021 00:04
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elvis owned. he did a ton of drugs, ate whatever he wanted, hosed whoever he wanted, and will always be loved by millions, and died on the toilet. most goons will only achieve the first two things and the last thing.
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Oct 17, 2021 02:17
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Yea, but he was also a racist so it kind of cancels out some of the cool stuff he did
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Oct 17, 2021 02:25
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Brother Tadger posted:Yea, but he was also a racist so it kind of cancels out some of the cool stuff he did pretty must everyone from that era was some sort of ist. hell they say john lennon beat a man to death for coming on to him.
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Oct 17, 2021 02:29
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Wasn't he a peadophile?
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I heard elvis got one of his ribs surgically removed so his stomavh could expand more and he could eat more fried peanut butter sandwhiches or whatrver it was that finally did the fat gently caress in
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