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like do you think elvis declared himself the king or was it like a succession thing like he killed the black guy who actually created rock and roll so he became king or was it a vote from all the peopoe who knew how to play guitar, i dont understand how you go about becoming notnonly a king but THE king you know!?
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I did
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Oct 14, 2021 21:11
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okay thak you o7
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mods u can close
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Oct 14, 2021 21:16
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Belvis
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Oct 14, 2021 21:16
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Roy Orbison is better
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Oct 14, 2021 21:17
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Proof https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNlt4i9Wpcs
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Oct 14, 2021 21:18
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elvis is mumble rap for moms
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Oct 14, 2021 21:25
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The current King is King Derrick Henry, runningback of the Tennessee Titans.
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Oct 14, 2021 21:27
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It was Forrest Gump, you dumb rear end in a top hat.
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Oct 14, 2021 21:32
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I don't know about Elvis, but I do know that after David Bowie died, Kanye West declared himself the next Blackstar.
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Oct 14, 2021 21:35
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kenny stardust
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You should watch the hit documentary Six-string Samurai to learn more about how one can become the king of Lost Vegas.
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Maybe it was his evil twin https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rS_N35Ja22o
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Oct 14, 2021 22:04
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asked a question and got an answer.
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Oct 14, 2021 22:11
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God appoints kings, op, so it was god
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Uh hey hey uh hey hey
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Lucky Guy posted:God appoints kings, op, so it was god if you read the therad you would know actually it was my very close personal friend yikes!
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Sid Vicious posted:if you read the therad you would know actually it was my very close personal friend yikes! 
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Sid Vicious posted:kenny stardust Ziggy's brother. He tries real hard, but, I'm not sure he's all there. If you know what I mean
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Oct 14, 2021 22:16
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First time i saw him dance i Immediately busted in my pants
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Oct 14, 2021 22:23
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more like elvis the pelvis
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Oct 14, 2021 22:31
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Lucky Guy posted:God appoints kings, op, so it was god "The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held Excalibur aloft from the bosom of the water to signify by Divine Providence that he, Elvis, was to carry Excalibur." That is why he is your king!
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Genesplicer posted:"The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held Excalibur aloft from the bosom of the water to signify by Divine Providence that he, Elvis, was to carry Excalibur." when she finally released excalibur to him he was like thank you thank you very much
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Genesplicer posted:"The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held Excalibur aloft from the bosom of the water to signify by Divine Providence that he, Elvis, was to carry Excalibur." I mean, if I went around sayin' I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me they'd put me away!
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Genesplicer posted:I don't know about Elvis, but I do know that after David Bowie died, Kanye West declared himself the next Blackstar. What is the black star? Is it the cat with the black shades, the black car? Is it shining from very far, to where you are? It is commonplace and different Intimate and distant Fresher than an infant
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Oct 14, 2021 22:45
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King? more like Jester 
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Oct 14, 2021 22:55
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He became king after he killed a small child who was in line for the throne he killed the child by driving over it
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If only the french hadn't guillotined him we might of got some more quality elvis surfing movies. There was already a real lack of fat elvis surfing movies.
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When he ran the child over a wheel on Elvis's car went over the child's head and it got crushed and flattened
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Oct 14, 2021 23:51
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Elvis and Che Guevara wre the same person Dumb rear end,!!!!
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Sid Vicious posted:if you read the therad you would know actually it was my very close personal friend yikes! I'm sorry for spilling His divine secret, I thought you already knew 
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Oct 15, 2021 00:06
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Some nerd, probably.
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Lucky Guy posted:I'm sorry for spilling His divine secret, I thought you already knew I hate you for using that loving avatar
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Oct 15, 2021 00:12
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:I hate you for using that loving avatar someone bought it for me and I have no idea what it is
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Lucky Guy posted:someone bought it for me and I have no idea what it is its not your fault. I can't even remember who the original one was
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Lucky Guy posted:God appoints kings, op, so it was god It was more than that, Elvis was the second coming of Jesus but he ended up dying an even more undignified death.
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Yaldabaoth posted:It was more than that, Elvis was the second coming of Jesus but he ended up dying an even more undignified death. If this trend continues, then how will he die an even more embarrassing third death when he comes back again? I bet it's gonna involve TikTok somehow
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