important dracula question

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seriously though, should i return this doormat
	yes
	no
	goku

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

if a dracula has to be invited into a house to enter, does a doormat with a phrase like "welcome" or "come on in" count

real answers only please (we know a "live laugh love" doormat doesn't work (already tried it))

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# ? Oct 29, 2021 03:47

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# ? May 13, 2024 16:00

Gross Dude: Gross Dude

your friend sk posted:

"come on in" count

This is actually what the mat has to say to allow them in

# ? Oct 29, 2021 04:25

Stoner Sloth

writing 'not' on the bottom of the welcome mat and then watching as draculas try to enter and get fried like bugs in one of those electric zappers

# ? Oct 29, 2021 04:32

Twenty Four

your friend sk posted:

count

Tried a "you can come in after you count to infinity" loophole doormat but now the count from sesame street is just standing at my front door saying "482,673,921 ha ha, 482,673,922 ha ha" and at this point I think it would have been better to have just let him in

# ? Oct 29, 2021 05:43

alnilam

you're not a dracula, right?

nope

cause if you are you gotta tell me, right?

yeah no I'm not a dracula

*shifty eyes* k come on in

bleh! But i am in fact a wampyr! I am not the one you call 'dracula' bu

ah damnit

but now i have been invited into your home and i vant to suck your blood blehhh

# ? Oct 29, 2021 06:09

Sarah Cenia: Laying in the forest, by the water
Underneath these ferns
You'll never find me

Gross Dude posted:

This is actually what the mat has to say to allow them in

ah, ah, ahhhhhh...

# ? Oct 29, 2021 12:02

Sherbert Hoover: Working hard, thank you!

yes and note that this also applies to doormats that say "dogs welcome, people tolerated" and variations including bats, wolves, etc.

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# ? Oct 29, 2021 14:31

Heather Papps: hello friend

my friend gil is a vampire with extreme social anxiety, he finds it incredibly hard to enter spaces with people - especially when he's been invited.

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# ? Oct 29, 2021 15:35

nut

dracula: hey buddy why don't we make tacos together, I'll go and grab the spices--which ones do we need again? No...no not red pepper flakes...no, not cilantro I remembered that one....hey maybe let's make a curry instead??

# ? Oct 29, 2021 15:38

Sherbert Hoover: Working hard, thank you!

one time i was super depressed and said gently caress it and invited a dracula in, but he just tried to sell me a vacuum. it's a good vacuum at least

# ? Oct 29, 2021 15:48

Zurtilik: The Biggest Brain in Guardia

I vant to suck your dust!

# ? Oct 29, 2021 16:01

Sherbert Hoover: Working hard, thank you!

Zurtilik posted:

I vant to suck your dust!

# ? Oct 29, 2021 16:02

Ghouled Mango: by Pragmatica

Hey quick sidebar but um, let's say you're curating a rickety old thread for various purposes and you want to make sure dracula doesn't come in and make dangerous posts. Any tips for navigating that? is there a particular thread tag to use or anything like that

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# ? Oct 29, 2021 16:08

Finger Prince

alnilam posted:

you're not a dracula, right?

nope

cause if you are you gotta tell me, right?

yeah no I'm not a dracula

*shifty eyes* k come on in

bleh! But i am in fact a wampyr! I am not the one you call 'dracula' bu

ah damnit

but now i have been invited into your home and i vant to suck your blood blehhh

Blehh, I just want to buy some weed! Blehhh!

# ? Oct 29, 2021 19:07

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

depends, are we talking about a bela lugosi dracula, or a christopher lee dracula?

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# ? Oct 29, 2021 19:50

Zurtilik: The Biggest Brain in Guardia

The D on the grave stands for Drac-ula!

# ? Oct 29, 2021 19:52

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

emptyquoting every reply lol

Sherbert Hoover posted:

yes and note that this also applies to doormats that say "dogs welcome, people tolerated" and variations including bats, wolves, etc.

so like "wolves welcome" means werewolves can come in, etc., or can draculas just take any invitation

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# ? Oct 29, 2021 21:15

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

dunno if werewolves even need an invitation

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# ? Oct 29, 2021 21:41

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

Nosfereefer posted:

dunno if werewolves even need an invitation

they don't but it's kind of rude to just walk in

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# ? Oct 29, 2021 21:47

FutonForensic

# ? Oct 29, 2021 22:03

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

If the vampire's name is Matt then the Welcome Matt will work

# ? Oct 29, 2021 22:31

alnilam

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

If the vampire's name is Matt then the Welcome Matt will work

lol

# ? Oct 29, 2021 22:36

Sherbert Hoover: Working hard, thank you!

your friend sk posted:

emptyquoting every reply lol

so like "wolves welcome" means werewolves can come in, etc., or can draculas just take any invitation

just things that draculas can turn into

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# ? Oct 29, 2021 22:58

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

If the vampire's name is Matt then the Welcome Matt will work

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# ? Oct 29, 2021 23:28

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

your friend sk posted:

they don't but it's kind of rude to just walk in

tru. but at full moon id imagine they lose their common decency together w/ their entire humanity and all that

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# ? Oct 29, 2021 23:30

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

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# ? Oct 29, 2021 23:34

deep dish peat moss

You can confuse a dracula out of existence by asking him where he sees himself in 5 years

# ? Oct 29, 2021 23:45

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

deep dish peat moss posted:

You can confuse a dracula out of existence by asking him where he sees himself in 5 years

# ? Oct 30, 2021 00:48

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

irrelevant, dracula infiltrated the tech sector decades ago. practically any term of service you've ever agreed to has included a clause permitting him entry at his discretion. really nothing we can do about it at this point

# ? Oct 30, 2021 03:22

Sherbert Hoover: Working hard, thank you!

say I've rubbed all my ethernet cables down with garlic. does it still count?

# ? Oct 30, 2021 03:25

Heather Papps: hello friend

a joke about onion.tor or something i don't know gently caress

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# ? Oct 30, 2021 04:17

Escape From Noise

Zurtilik posted:

The D on the grave stands for Drac-ula!

So you're taking the audio tour? Nice!

# ? Oct 30, 2021 16:32

Ventral EggSac

The Count's Protocol / Inside Please

# ? Oct 30, 2021 17:31

google THIS

Don't let Dracula become an annoying moocher of a friend either or he'll eventually be able to invite himself in

# ? Oct 30, 2021 18:35

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

Zurtilik posted:

The D on the grave stands for Drac-ula!

# ? Oct 30, 2021 20:39

blaise rascal: "Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

I always fall for someonewhoinvitesmeinsayswhat :rolleyes:

ty vanisher, ty khanstant

# ? Oct 31, 2021 03:34

biosterous

blaise rascal posted:

I always fall for someonewhoinvitesmeinsayswhat

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he/him

# ? Oct 31, 2021 03:54

google THIS

Me: Ok sure, you can come in...

(Dracula grins triumphantly)

Me: ...spect the electrical meter, heh heh, It's around back

# ? Oct 31, 2021 06:51

Percy Teatwillow: let us go out this evening for pleasure, for the night is still young

depends. do you live in a house of mirrors? even if he just comes right in, he�ll have a hard time navigating with no reflection

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Gluehead posted:

i met snow at a restaurant once and i was like 'man, informer is a really good song!' and he just looked up from the bowl of french onion soup he was eating, mouthed the words 'gently caress off' and then he gave me the finger twice with boths hands, then crossed the two fingers to make a cross and aimed it at me

# ? Oct 31, 2021 07:28

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# ? May 13, 2024 16:00

Twenty Four

Getting a little tired of every time I am invited to Dracula's place I show up with a case of beer or a bottle of wine or two, but every time he comes over he is tagging along with a friend of a friend and comes empty handed but still sheepishly asks to be let inside.

# ? Oct 31, 2021 15:01

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