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- Gross Dude
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Gross Dude
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This is actually what the mat has to say to allow them in
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Oct 29, 2021 04:25
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- alnilam
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you're not a dracula, right?
nope
cause if you are you gotta tell me, right?
yeah no I'm not a dracula
*shifty eyes* k come on in
bleh! But i am in fact a wampyr! I am not the one you call 'dracula' bu
ah damnit
but now i have been invited into your home and i vant to suck your blood blehhh
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Oct 29, 2021 06:09
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- Sarah Cenia
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Laying in the forest, by the water
Underneath these ferns
You'll never find me
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This is actually what the mat has to say to allow them in
ah, ah, ahhhhhh...
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Oct 29, 2021 12:02
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- Sherbert Hoover
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Working hard, thank you!
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yes and note that this also applies to doormats that say "dogs welcome, people tolerated" and variations including bats, wolves, etc.
this sig is protected by Simsmagic!
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Oct 29, 2021 14:31
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- nut
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dracula: hey buddy why don't we make tacos together, I'll go and grab the spices--which ones do we need again? No...no not red pepper flakes...no, not cilantro I remembered that one....hey maybe let's make a curry instead??
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Oct 29, 2021 15:38
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- Sherbert Hoover
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Working hard, thank you!
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one time i was super depressed and said gently caress it and invited a dracula in, but he just tried to sell me a vacuum. it's a good vacuum at least
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Oct 29, 2021 15:48
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- Zurtilik
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The Biggest Brain in Guardia
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I vant to suck your dust!
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Oct 29, 2021 16:01
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- Sherbert Hoover
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Working hard, thank you!
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I vant to suck your dust!
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Oct 29, 2021 16:02
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- Ghouled Mango
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by Pragmatica
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Hey quick sidebar but um, let's say you're curating a rickety old thread for various purposes and you want to make sure dracula doesn't come in and make dangerous posts. Any tips for navigating that? is there a particular thread tag to use or anything like that
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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!
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Oct 29, 2021 16:08
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- Finger Prince
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you're not a dracula, right?
nope
cause if you are you gotta tell me, right?
yeah no I'm not a dracula
*shifty eyes* k come on in
bleh! But i am in fact a wampyr! I am not the one you call 'dracula' bu
ah damnit
but now i have been invited into your home and i vant to suck your blood blehhh
Blehh, I just want to buy some weed! Blehhh!
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Oct 29, 2021 19:07
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- Zurtilik
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The Biggest Brain in Guardia
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The D on the grave stands for Drac-ula!
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Oct 29, 2021 19:52
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- alnilam
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If the vampire's name is Matt then the Welcome Matt will work
lol
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Oct 29, 2021 22:36
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- Sherbert Hoover
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Working hard, thank you!
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emptyquoting every reply lol
so like "wolves welcome" means werewolves can come in, etc., or can draculas just take any invitation
just things that draculas can turn into
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Oct 29, 2021 22:58
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- deep dish peat moss
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You can confuse a dracula out of existence by asking him where he sees himself in 5 years
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Oct 29, 2021 23:45
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- DOPE FIEND KILLA G
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irrelevant, dracula infiltrated the tech sector decades ago. practically any term of service you've ever agreed to has included a clause permitting him entry at his discretion. really nothing we can do about it at this point
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Oct 30, 2021 03:22
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- Sherbert Hoover
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Working hard, thank you!
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say I've rubbed all my ethernet cables down with garlic. does it still count?
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Oct 30, 2021 03:25
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- Escape From Noise
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The D on the grave stands for Drac-ula!
So you're taking the audio tour? Nice!
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Oct 30, 2021 16:32
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- Ventral EggSac
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The Count's Protocol / Inside Please
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Oct 30, 2021 17:31
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- google THIS
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Don't let Dracula become an annoying moocher of a friend either or he'll eventually be able to invite himself in
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Oct 30, 2021 18:35
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- Viginti Septem
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Oculus Noctuae
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The D on the grave stands for Drac-ula!
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Oct 30, 2021 20:39
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- google THIS
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Me: Ok sure, you can come in...
(Dracula grins triumphantly)
Me: ...spect the electrical meter, heh heh, It's around back
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Oct 31, 2021 06:51
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- Percy Teatwillow
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let us go out this evening for pleasure, for the night is still young
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depends. do you live in a house of mirrors? even if he just comes right in, he’ll have a hard time navigating with no reflection
THANK U Heather Papps !!
Gluehead posted:
i met snow at a restaurant once and i was like 'man, informer is a really good song!' and he just looked up from the bowl of french onion soup he was eating, mouthed the words 'gently caress off' and then he gave me the finger twice with boths hands, then crossed the two fingers to make a cross and aimed it at me
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Oct 31, 2021 07:28
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