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Is Lowtax back yet?
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Nov 15, 2021 14:33
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Is lowtaxs back yet what? Still broken I think
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Nov 15, 2021 14:34
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Colonel Cancer posted:Is lowtaxs back yet what? Still broken I think Apparently his skull is pretty broken too.
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Nov 15, 2021 16:00
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Mangosteen is actually the re-animation serum from the re-animator.
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Nov 15, 2021 16:17
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lowtax is bergentrückung and will return in the year 20,000 or when the forums are in mortal peril
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Nov 15, 2021 16:20
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On October 28 Mark Zuckerberg announced the Metaverse and Facebook began its pivot in that direction. Then two weeks later Richard (an avid Facebook user) leaves this plane of existence. Hmm…. Richard was a trailblazer with Something Awful so I wouldn’t put it past him to be on the forefront of the next revolution (Metaverse/Holoband/Black Mirror type stuff). In the future many people will be following that path to escape debts and so forth, and he could perhaps be the first. But that’s just one way we could see him again. I can’t say for sure if that’s what the plan he had was, all we do know is he definitely had something up his sleeve.
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Nov 15, 2021 18:31
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I haven't been here for like 10 years can someone explain the lowtax spinal stuff and also why people keep posting about screaming goldfish or whatever. Thanks
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Nov 15, 2021 18:35
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a creepy colon posted:I haven't been here for like 10 years can someone explain the lowtax spinal stuff and also why people keep posting about screaming goldfish or whatever. Thanks Lowtax allegedly had severe spinal problems (vertebrae disintegrating) and asked for money to help cover his medical bills (allegedly). Later everyone found out that he used most/some of that money plus the normal revenue SA brings in to buy fancy cookies (Goldbelly) and lease a new sportscar each year or two.
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Nov 15, 2021 18:44
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Sick lol
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Nov 15, 2021 19:21
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will he be played by Idris Elba this time
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Nov 15, 2021 19:24
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Alan Smithee posted:will he be played by Idris Elba this time
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Nov 15, 2021 19:49
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King Sin posted:On October 28 Mark Zuckerberg announced the Metaverse and Facebook began its pivot in that direction. Then two weeks later Richard (an avid Facebook user) leaves this plane of existence. Hmm…. Can't wait to peruse whatever shithole website this "Metaverse Lowtax" creates there.
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Nov 15, 2021 20:29
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MakaVillian posted:Lowtax allegedly had severe spinal problems (vertebrae disintegrating) and asked for money to help cover his medical bills (allegedly). Later everyone found out that he used most/some of that money plus the normal revenue SA brings in to buy fancy cookies (Goldbelly) and lease a new sportscar each year or two. All while saying the forums were in severe financial peril and everyone needed to turn adblock off and buy stuff.
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Nov 16, 2021 12:50
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ElectricSheep posted:just put him in a container of water in the freezer wait so did he bury the fish yet?
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Nov 16, 2021 19:35
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King Sin posted:I just can't shake the feeling that we haven't seen the last of him. I don't know when, I don't know how, but mark my words. Lowtax will be back. It would be very inline with our current world that an rear end in a top hat wife beater would come back from the dead and it wouldn't be my dad. (Because I wanna murder his poo poo and I won't get to)
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Nov 16, 2021 19:43
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Justin Godscock posted:All while saying the forums were in severe financial peril and everyone needed to turn adblock off and buy stuff. Yeah I always expected that the "server costs" were exagerated but I loled pretty hard when I heard about the GTRs and gourmet cookies.
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Nov 16, 2021 19:46
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That's what finally broke him when they served him the court judgement, the realization he would never be able to afford them fancy cookies again
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Nov 16, 2021 21:43
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Got a potato chip today that slightly resembled lowtax’s face when I squinted and looked at it from a certain angle. Clearly he is biding his time as he consolidates his power.
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Nov 16, 2021 22:02
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Weka posted:That's his mother. that makes way more sense, we should get the library and account, or the futures gonna be wondering why we gently caress everything
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Nov 17, 2021 02:50
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I prefer to count from the emergence of the first poo poo poster to the next, in which case this is the sixth version of lowtax; and I assure you he is exceedingly efficient at it.
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Nov 17, 2021 09:42
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