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King Sin
Aug 19, 2008
I just can't shake the feeling that we haven't seen the last of him. I don't know when, I don't know how, but mark my words. Lowtax will be back.

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Only if we don't cast the servers into the nearest volcano

Kaveman
Jul 25, 2009

NEVER!!!


when his kids turn 18 he'll be back

consequently this will be when the mods go

BUG JUG
Feb 17, 2005



When does cum mouth return tho?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I wish he'd return.













My Ten BUX OP HEEEYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LMAO GOT EM

Bluecobra
Sep 11, 2001

The Future's So Bright I Gotta Wear Shades
low tax will return in “Richie and the Wife Beaters II: Richie Lives!”

coming soon to a divx player near you

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Hollywood is abuzz with who will be the new Lowtax. Rumor has it they're considering Idris Elba for the role.

Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005


Hell Gem
Every time a goon tugs, Lowtax is there, watching intently

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
Barring a scientific breakthrough I don't think he's coming back op

MEIN RAVEN
Oct 7, 2008

Gutentag Mein Raven

Came for the cum, still cumming

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



Applewhite posted:

Hollywood is abuzz with who will be the new Lowtax. Rumor has it they're considering Idris Elba for the role.

looking forward to the lowtax biopic "the antisocial network"

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Strangely, actresses aren't lining up to land the role of the next "Lowtax girl."

olives black
Nov 24, 2017


LENIN.
STILL.
WON'T.
FUCK.
ME.
:gas:

istewart
Apr 13, 2005

Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym

…in “NO TIME TO POST” (c) 2022 Albert R. Broccoli / EON Productions

istewart
Apr 13, 2005

Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym

istewart posted:

…in “NO TIME TO POST” (c) 2022 Albert R. Broccoli / EON Productions

drat, they really ran out of ideas since MGM went bankrupt

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

THE END

of

"No Time to Die"


LOWTAX WILL NOT RETURN

in

"Diamonds Are Forever"

Akumos
Sep 10, 2006
perhaps he's up your butt and around the corner

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
Drake no: Shmorky as an animator

Drake yes: Shmorky as Re-animator

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

say 15 hosannas, 20 lowtax returneths, and then shout "jeffk!" in a mirror 16 times in 9/8 timing

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Big Beef City posted:

I wish he'd return.













My Ten BUX OP HEEEYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LMAO GOT EM

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


return of the mack

(oh my god)

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


no im sorry if you didnt hear but he is dead now and that is the end of things

Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005


Hell Gem

Sid Vicious posted:

no im sorry if you didnt hear but he is dead now and that is the end of things

That doesn’t sound right

some bust on that guy
Jan 21, 2006

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.
Is he still permabanned if he returns?

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Lord Decimus Barnacle posted:

That doesn’t sound right

i assure you it is

a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016

maybe instead of waiting around we should go where he is

Sourdough Sam
May 2, 2010

:dukedog:
It's been three days already so we can rule out messiah fortunately.

ChunTheUnavoidable
Sep 27, 2021

where was Alec Baldwin when this happened

Snake Dance
Jan 5, 2020

by Azathoth
I hope not because he was a real piece of poo poo!!!

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Snake Dance posted:

I hope not because he was a real piece of poo poo!!!

he is dead and will be cremated or buried hopefully before the ground freezes (does the groud freeze is missouri?)

Snake Dance
Jan 5, 2020

by Azathoth

Sid Vicious posted:

he is dead and will be cremated or buried hopefully before the ground freezes (does the groud freeze is missouri?)

They should just dump him down a storm drain

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Snake Dance posted:

They should just dump him down a storm drain

you would make sewer gators eat that?

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
Those gators would be high af

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Bond will return in Goldbelly

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

Lawrence Gilchrist posted:

THE END

of

"No Time to Die"


LOWTAX WILL NOT RETURN

in

"Diamonds Are Forever"

dude,

Lowtax will return in... Goldbelly

was right there

super sweet best pal posted:

Bond will return in Goldbelly

efb

Buckwheat Sings
Feb 9, 2005
Does that mean Shmorky will be back too?


The band's getting back together!

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"
I once read an atheist New Testament scholar explain the resurrection of Jesus by proposing that his disciples were traumatized by the events of Good Friday. They got together to pray on it, and had a powerful religious experience that left them with the feeling that Jesus' mission carried on.

I think something similar will happen with Lowtax.

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

Applewhite posted:

Strangely, actresses aren't lining up to land the role of the next "Lowtax girl."

the precasting mental health screening invalidated all the applicants

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

King Sin posted:

I just can't shake the feeling that we haven't seen the last of him. I don't know when, I don't know how, but mark my words. Lowtax will be back.

lol

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

King Sin posted:

I just can't shake the feeling that we haven't seen the last of him. I don't know when, I don't know how, but mark my words. Lowtax will be back.

who loving cares

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