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Which Is The Worst Nut?
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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
Thread poll added

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You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

No Goku option. For shame, Aardvark :goku:

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Valko posted:

Hey cocoa, beef? Suck on these chocolate covered nuts.



Yes, that's actually chocolate.

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lol got his rear end

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Aardvark! posted:

Thread poll added

looking good op

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
If there was a goku option everyone would pick that i stead of giving the real answers we need


Also are brazil nuts even good for any recipes or do they solely exist to be worse than every other nut

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
They are for your racist grandma mostly

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



Valko posted:

Hey cocoa, beef? Suck on these chocolate covered nuts.



Yes, that's actually chocolate.

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Valko did nothing wrong.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Tell that to the empty jar of blue diamond wasabi almonds.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Lots of people with bad opinions in this thread.

Brazil nuts are great, and remind me more of macadamia nuts than any other common nut. Also, I'm pretty sure Brazil nuts are both sustainable and helpful to local communities, so there's that. Walnuts rule, and I'll eat them by the handful. Plus, walnuts still in the shell have the added bonus of letting me impress people by cracking them one-handed due to my exceedingly strong grip.

Peanuts are garbage-tier, and only belong in sauces or candy, where their intense mediocrity is balanced out by something else. I won't buy mixed nuts if they include peanuts, and have been getting to the point where I view cashews as approaching peanuts in mediocrity because in better nut mixes they seem to take the place of peanuts as filler. Pecans, Brazil nuts, hazelnuts, almonds, walnuts - all good. Cashews okay. Peanuts gently caress off.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
My opinion on the best nut would blow all of your pathetic little minds. That's why it's the worst nut thread

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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The real worst nut? Water chestnuts. :barf:

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Aardvark! posted:

My opinion on the best nut would blow all of your pathetic little minds. That's why it's the worst nut thread

thanks for clearing that up

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



numberoneposter posted:

The real worst nut? Water chestnuts. :barf:

Somethings just not right with you. Water chestnuts are there for texture, and barely have a flavor. Or they shouldn't. Maybe someone is trying to poison you?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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CaptainSarcastic posted:

Somethings just not right with you. Water chestnuts are there for texture, and barely have a flavor. Or they shouldn't. Maybe someone is trying to poison you?
And its the worst texture ever. Water chestnuts ruin my day and if my chow mien has water chestnuts AND cashews i put it right in the garbage.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



numberoneposter posted:

And its the worst texture ever. Water chestnuts ruin my day and if my chow mien has water chestnuts AND cashews i put it right in the garbage.

I'm sorry, I was being insensitive. I was just assuming you had teeth.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
People will tell you that you shouldn't eat horse chestnuts. They're right to.

Doesn't taste nice and makes you throw up everywhere.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I'm not sure that regardless of results Valko will ever be the same.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I'm sorry Valko. lol.
my vote put it at 507/507

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010
Pistacchios just because opening the shells is a pain in the rear end. Maybe I should stop opening them with my rear end.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Gotta go with OP. Almond tastes like tree bark. Waxy rear end tree bark. gently caress that poo poo.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

this place has no shortage of nuts ill tell ya that much

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993


CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013




Would.

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
I have no strong opinions on nuts other than macadamias are really expensive

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

ChunTheUnavoidable posted:

I like the messed up pistachios

:ohno:

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Derpies posted:

I have no strong opinions on nuts other than macadamias are really expensive

Whoa, friend. Maybe dial back the intensity there

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Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

The Bloop posted:

Whoa, friend. Maybe dial back the intensity there

19.99 a pound!!!! Thanks Joseph R Biden !

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