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Which Is The Worst Nut?
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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
Almonds. It's almonds.

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I hate walnuts, personally

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

All Nuts Are Good

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

Let's talk about peanuts being a legume... traitorous bitch

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Ur dads OP

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Especially......



DEEZ NUTS

:nattyburn:

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Brazil nuts. They’re not even nuts!

Cyril Sneer
Aug 8, 2004

Life would be simple in the forest except for Cyril Sneer. And his life would be simple except for The Raccoons.
Hazelnuts, gently caress hazelnuts. They're like an inferior almond.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
Macadamia nuts suck

GEEKABALL
May 30, 2011

Throw out your hands!!
Stick out your tush!!
Hands on your hips
Give them a push!!
Fun Shoe
The one I left on your moms chins, she flinched at the last second

Boner M
Sep 21, 2021

by Hand Knit
Filberts

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

Boner M posted:

Filberts

No way

They are so good

jsoh
Mar 24, 2007

O Muhammad, I seek your intercession with my Lord for the return of my eyesight
peanuts are worse than almonds hazel nuts or wallnuts

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

Aardvark! posted:

Almonds. It's almonds.

This is correct
For how much water I gather they take to grow we should just not have them

But NOOOOOOOOO
humanity has to be stupid

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



jsoh posted:

peanuts are worse than almonds hazel nuts or wallnuts

:hmmyes:

I buy peanuts to feed to birds and squirrels, not for my own consumption.

Aishlinn
Mar 31, 2011

This might hurt a bit..


Brother Tadger posted:

Brazil nuts. They’re not even nuts!

:hmmyes:

Agreed. Brazil nuts are terrible.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
The one I had with your mom last night :grin:





































































I think it was a chestnut

AcidCat
Feb 10, 2005

I sometimes use my offhand and it hits different. Maybe not worse per se, but certainly not better.

EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer

gently caress yeah

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Nooner posted:

Ur dads OP

Disagree....

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
The one outside the window.
gently caress that guy

OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017

Brother Tadger posted:

Brazil nuts. They’re not even nuts!

I'm just going to keep to myself what my dad calls those. I don't talk to my dad.

whose tuggin
Nov 6, 2009

by Hand Knit
peanuts are such bullshit that they had to start labeling mixed nuts with "less than 50% peanuts"

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

OB-GYN Kenobi posted:

I'm just going to keep to myself what my dad calls those. I don't talk to my dad.

Even more reason they are the worst nut.

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
I might be outing myself here a little; Cashew nuts.

followed by Pistachio's

Why?
they are just too good.

Peanuts are just a vehicle for salt and oil, or the many fun coatings they can sport, so I kinda forgive them,

tractor man
Nov 11, 2021

I like nuts

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

no tongue all teeth

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

the one i had with your wife last night!!!

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
I love all nuts but peanuts should be proportional in mixed nut mixes

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
100% brazil nuts, even my rats wont eat them. They have the flavor and texture of artisanal soap

aceface
Dec 27, 2017

Have you tried turning it off and on again?
All Cashews Are Bad

ZogrimAteMyHamster
Dec 8, 2015

Worst nut? Here have two of them.


Really though, peanuts. They ain't even nuts, lying bastards.

canqued
Jan 18, 2020
ACTUALLY ITS A LEGUME

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Bismuth posted:

100% brazil nuts, even my rats wont eat them. They have the flavor and texture of artisanal soap

Their texture is awesome tho

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


The one that led to you being born op

THE BAR
Oct 20, 2011

You know what might look better on your nose?

Spinz posted:

This is correct
For how much water I gather they take to grow we should just not have them

But NOOOOOOOOO
humanity has to be stupid

How else are we supposed to get MARZIPAN!

Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:


Is there a more solid food type than nuts? Apart from brazil nuts they're almost all either S or A-tier foods.

Fox Cunning
Jun 21, 2006

salt-induced orgasm in the mouth

Ratios and Tendency posted:

Is there a more solid food type than nuts? Apart from brazil nuts they're almost all either S or A-tier foods.

Eggs, dude

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.



Edit: Although seriously, the answer is Betel Nut.

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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

probably a cancerous testicle, op

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