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Cosmic Thing
Sep 24, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

The Alchemist posted:

Women should not be allowed to toilet

Is this why men constantly leave the seat up in unisex bathrooms? Is it like a protest!?

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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Who dropped the most mondo b**f*r this morning? Mine had a 3" circumference and peas from last night's dinner

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010

Cosmic Thing posted:

Is this why men constantly leave the seat up in unisex bathrooms? Is it like a protest!?

We are taking back our constitutional freedom to spray piss all over the place

Cosmic Thing
Sep 24, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I have another musing:

Do people really read all the poo poo written on bathroom walls?

If so, what important information should I leave for others to read?

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer

Cosmic Thing posted:

I have another musing:

Do people really read all the poo poo written on bathroom walls?

If so, what important information should I leave for others to read?

Phone number

in poo poo

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

Cosmic Thing posted:

I have another musing:

Do people really read all the poo poo written on bathroom walls?

If so, what important information should I leave for others to read?

Your mom's phone number.

Cosmic Thing
Sep 24, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Jose Oquendo posted:

Your mom's phone number.

in poo poo?

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010
Never call the number unless it's written in poo poo. It tells everything you need to know about their enthusiasm

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side
no matter how much u shake
no matter how much u dance
the last drop
always falls in ur pants

This Is the Zodiac
Feb 4, 2003

Bula Vinaka posted:

no matter how much u shake
no matter how much u dance
the last drop
always falls in ur pants
Deep cut, to be sure, but in my head I set this to "Right Behind You" by Our Lady Peace.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

The Alchemist posted:

Never call the number unless it's written in poo poo. It tells everything you need to know about their enthusiasm

So what you are saying it taste test the number to make sure its poo poo.

Cosmic Thing
Sep 24, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

happyhippy posted:

So what you are saying it taste test the number to make sure its poo poo.

It's not. It's chocolate milkshake.

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
Make sure to write your star sign along with your number

runnypoops
Mar 26, 2016

been there. done that. prove yourself to me.
I take 20 shits a day and my doctor keeps telling me its not “normal” fuckers just jealous

mudskipp
Jan 1, 2018

stop making sense
Can u ask him what it means if u poo poo piss

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010

runnypoops posted:

I take 20 shits a day and my doctor keeps telling me its not “normal” fuckers just jealous

Its not enough. Double your bigmac intake

Cosmic Thing
Sep 24, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I would like to post this thread in a bathroom somewhere for people with paruresis to find.

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pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


could always just print out a QR code with a link. You telling me someone taking a poo poo isn't going to scan the QR goatse?

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