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Is it misogynistic or feministic for a dude to leave the toilet seat up in a unisex public bathroom?
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Dec 5, 2021 05:04
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It's considerate to leave it up, because otherwise the chances are some dirty guy will piss on it.
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Dec 5, 2021 05:09
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sit to pee, stand to poo.
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Dec 5, 2021 05:14
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I'm not lifting that seat up after I just got done pissing all over it.
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Dec 5, 2021 05:17
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I always lift it up and pretend I wasn’t in there taking a huge poo poo
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Dec 5, 2021 05:24
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even if you dont need to use the bathroom. just make it a habit of going in to lift up all the seats up, for sanitation reasons. especially in the ladies' room
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Dec 5, 2021 05:29
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I walk into the bathroom, stand vacantly for about a minute, and then walk out to immediately piss, poo poo, and vomit on the floor.
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Dec 5, 2021 05:46
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long clogger
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Dec 5, 2021 05:48
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I just unbolt all the seats and take them with me.
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Dec 5, 2021 05:48
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Dec 5, 2021 05:55
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You have to carefully balance it at a 45* angle, possibly pissing on it first
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Dec 5, 2021 06:00
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Make sure that, if the lid is up, you slam it down as hard as possible so it can be heard within 100 feet.
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Dec 5, 2021 09:48
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Moan and scream as loud as you can as you void yourself and no one will knock on the door
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Dec 5, 2021 09:57
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So everybody is using their shoe to lift the seat, right?
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Dec 5, 2021 10:07
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Always take your shirt off and drape it over the stall door so that others know it's occupado.
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Dec 5, 2021 10:20
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Drape your shirt along the seat to avoid getting a cold bottom when you sit
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Dec 5, 2021 10:30
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I like the seats that have that little handle on the side so you can lift it without touching the seat proper but it’s always got piss on it anyway.
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Dec 5, 2021 10:47
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Bags Fly at Noon posted:I like the seats that have that little handle on the side so you can lift it without touching the seat proper but it’s always got piss on it anyway. Those are car seats
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Dec 5, 2021 10:58
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Take the seat home, wash it in the dishwasher, return it. You're not an animal.
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Dec 5, 2021 11:12
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Remove the entire toilet and place it in your closet to hide your forbidden shame
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Dec 5, 2021 11:14
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what if my poop is taking a me
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Dec 5, 2021 11:15
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Always make a HD video recording of your making GBS threads event and show it to the janitor afterwards to prove you didn't do anything untoward
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Dec 5, 2021 11:21
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Rig up a speaker to play "Please suh, may I have anothuh?" after every automatic flush.
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Dec 5, 2021 11:21
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Flex and aim girl, it’s a man’s world. 
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Dec 5, 2021 11:39
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Alright. I've decided. I'm going toilet-free for 2022.
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Dec 5, 2021 11:46
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Robo Reagan posted:what if my poop is taking a me Remind it to flush before you can make another post.
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Dec 5, 2021 12:04
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Big Beef City posted:Alright. Bucket?
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Dec 5, 2021 12:15
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Do I look rich to you
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Dec 5, 2021 12:37
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Roof it is then
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Dec 5, 2021 12:44
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Robo Reagan posted:what if my poop is taking a me Poopception
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Dec 5, 2021 13:12
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Just poo poo your pants
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Dec 5, 2021 14:15
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every poo poo ive taken in the past 7 years has needed 3+ flushes they call me "big poo poo" hbag
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Dec 5, 2021 14:32
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big poo poo full of poo poo I mean it's basically the same
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Dec 5, 2021 14:39
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the last soup i made has got me really gassy but not uncomfortable, like the kinda farts that are just good clean fun anyway eat more fiber, poo poo thread
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Dec 5, 2021 14:40
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I’m lactose intolerant and I had a pint of ice cream for dinner last night so I predict a toilet in my very near future.
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Dec 5, 2021 14:42
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Don't forget to tip the toilet after it has received your waste
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Dec 5, 2021 15:22
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I've got really good aim OP. I just leave the toilet seat down the entire time.
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Dec 5, 2021 15:23
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If you go into the bathroom and notice that someone has peed on the seat, what is the proper way to handle the situation? This is assault, right? Pee on the seat is like fightin’ words.
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Dec 5, 2021 16:19
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Cosmic Thing posted:If you go into the bathroom and notice that someone has peed on the seat, what is the proper way to handle the situation? This is assault, right? Pee on the seat is like fightin’ words. Have you seen the movie Death Wish?
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Dec 5, 2021 16:28
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Women should not be allowed to toilet
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