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Sonic 2 The Sequel
I will go see this movie
I will not go see this movie
This will be good, but I will not see it
This will be bad and I will not see it
I will only go if another goon takes me
gently caress u op die bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Government Handjob posted:

We watched the first one on Goontube, expectations were low all around so we were surprised it was actually 'good'. Jim Carrey really fuckin' carried that movie, though.

Pretty much the theme of Sonic anything is that Dr Robotnik/Eggman is always by far the best part.

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Barudak
May 7, 2007

Sonic 3: Adventure

Followed of course by Sonic 4: 2006

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Barudak posted:

Sonic 3: Adventure

Followed of course by Sonic 4: 2006

Still lol that no one even remembers they actually made Sonic 4.

Hairy Right Hook
Sep 9, 2001

Hee to the ho
Sonic is gonna eat a chili dog which is gonna probably make chili dogs go up in price cause people will be wanting chili dogs after watching the Sonic movie so I'm gonna invest in chili dogs.

edit: pm me if you're thinking about this too

EA Sports
Feb 10, 2007

by Azathoth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sd9g3oS7Oek

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
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New trailer dropped: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SQTgG1y9lE

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I hope sonic and knuckles kiss in this one. :sissies:

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Still lol that no one even remembers they actually made Sonic 4.

Oh I do, but I got tired of my not funny joke before making a Sonic 5: 4 joke. I had a friend deeply excited for Sonic 4 who desparately pretended for weeks it was good before becoming a broken shell of a Sega fan

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Barudak posted:

Oh I do, but I got tired of my not funny joke before making a Sonic 5: 4 joke. I had a friend deeply excited for Sonic 4 who desparately pretended for weeks it was good before becoming a broken shell of a Sega fan

The inevitable end state of a Sonic fan. I've seen every stage.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Sonic is getting canceled for having a difficulty of hard in Sonic R

JoJosSiwaAdventure
Nov 3, 2021

by Pragmatica

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

I hope sonic and knuckles kiss in this one. :sissies:

exclusive preview

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyFg9OyIYEY

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Sonic eats a chili dog in this one and rubs most of the chili across his chest while groaning like he's dying and making the ahegao face at tails

Dignity Van Houten
Jul 28, 2006

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Barudak posted:

Sonic is getting canceled for having a difficulty of hard in Sonic R

I read this as "Sonic got cancelled for dropping a hard R"

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Dignity Van Houten posted:

I read this as "Sonic got cancelled for dropping a hard R"

:thejoke:

hell astro course
Dec 10, 2009

pizza sucks

a lot of people here are saying the sonic movie is good. Is this true? I didn’t see it…

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Never listen to goons advice about anything, movies especially.

Lastdancer
Apr 21, 2008
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Lastdancer fucked around with this message at 03:10 on Dec 22, 2021

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Colonel Cancer posted:

Never listen to goons advice about anything, movies especially.

:confused:

Then.. then I will listen to goon advice about movies!

EA Sports
Feb 10, 2007

by Azathoth

hell astro course posted:

a lot of people here are saying the sonic movie is good. Is this true? I didn’t see it…

do you like jim carrey comedy vehicles?

sad question
May 30, 2020

Waiting for NC-17 Shadow The Hedgehog movie where he kills cops.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

PoPcornTG posted:

Looks like a movie for children. If I was 8 I would probably see it. But I am a 32 year old Adult. Why would I watch this?

You know who cares about acting grown up all the time?

Children. :mmmsmug:

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

hell astro course posted:

a lot of people here are saying the sonic movie is good. Is this true? I didn’t see it…

Its quite bad, I wouldn't bother.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

sad question posted:

Waiting for NC-17 Shadow The Hedgehog movie where he kills cops.

I have bad news, Shadow is a personal friend to the president and guns downs America's enemies as a member of its military

None of the above is a joke

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


i did not enjoy the first one. there were a lot of unnecessary scenes like one whose only purpose was explaining the origins of sonic's love of chili dogs. They also explained the origins of his shoes but they never his show his bare feet before because it was probably terrifying so you don't even realize its not part of his character design until they tell you. Also he wins and saves crappy montana town through the literal power of friendship.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Sonic has been saving the day with the power of friendship so much that in Sega's own leaked internal emails you can see on of their US branch heads have a meltdown over Sonic Forces' plot being both poo poo and "yet another loving friendship ending" or whatever he said

sad question
May 30, 2020

Barudak posted:

I have bad news, Shadow is a personal friend to the president and guns downs America's enemies as a member of its military

None of the above is a joke
I'll grant you that I don't remember the game very well but I'm pretty sure that if you go renegade Shadow can machine gun cops/military in the first mission.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Funky See Funky Do posted:

:confused:

Then.. then I will listen to goon advice about movies!

Good, good. You do that :)

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Dec 25, 2020

 
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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

Anyone fancy a new avatar?


:prepop:

This gives me more of an erection than despair.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Cornwind Evil posted:

If it's good, at least they won't have to had dumped a chunk of the profits into redoing the CGI this time.

That money went towards hiring Mr. Elba.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

A Fancy Hat posted:

Idris Elba either has the greatest agent or the absolute worst. He's a good actor but imagine going back in time 10 years and saying "Yeah this guy on Luther that everyone thinks is gonna be the next big thing in Hollywood? He's gonna be Knuckles!"

I heard a lot of "serious" actors like doing the odd animated project simply because they get paid millions for reading from a script and if it flops it's generally not going to hurt their career very much if at all.

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug
Does sonic take a poo poo while running at full speed in this one? I was pretty disappointed when they apparently cut that scene from the original.

Also they hosed up big not keeping the original Sonic design as that could’ve been a movie for the ages.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

funeral home DJ posted:

Also they hosed up big not keeping the original Sonic design as that could’ve been a movie for the ages.
They should have stood their ground and added even more teeth. Now they appear weak.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
I heard that Sonic and Knuckles are allegories for Israel/Palestine but the director refuses to say which is intended to be which.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

New Sonic movie looking good.

Agent Escalus
Oct 5, 2002

"I couldn't stop saying aloud how miscast Jim Carrey was!"
They better make a gag out of that in this new one

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



Lastdancer posted:

The Sonic movie is indeed very good you just need to cast your cynicism aside and open your heart.

I appreciate this and I see you.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Why does sonic have to go fast?

X JAKK
Sep 1, 2000

We eat the pig then together we BURN

Gaunab posted:

Why does sonic have to go fast?

Diarrhea

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Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

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