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Scruffyhawk
Jun 30, 2005

FHNNNNNNN
Ramrod XTreme
Is it possible to run a human being through the block chain and be turned into an NFT? I'm wondering if I could turn myself into a human NFT and then sell myself for 30-40 million dollars. I imagine if you were the first one to do it you could make some good money. Seems like the modern equivalent of tattooing Golden Palace Casino on your forehead. Would I survive the process?

Anyways, don't steal this idea until I can determine how easy it is to become rich off of it.

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super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Came in expecting a photo of the OP to photoshop.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

came in expecting a photo of the OP to right-click and save onto my desktop

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




DNA is nature's NFT

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Idk poo poo about a blockchain but pretty sure you could just pimp yourself out on some seedy website and pocket the cash. It's probably a bit more effort but It's a tried and true strat.

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
I have put you on the blockhain OP, you now live in cyberspace and can abandon your fleshly body

aceface
Dec 27, 2017

Have you tried turning it off and on again?
You can accomplish this by putting your dick in a vacuum cleaner.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Scruffyhawk posted:

Is it possible to run a human being through the block chain and be turned into an NFT?

Give it a couple more years and block chainers will turn their obsession into an outright religion where the end goal is to build a machine that will download all of their followers' minds onto the block chain to preserve them for all eternity as a form of immortality.

zaepg
Dec 25, 2008

by sebmojo
Maybe The Real NFTs Were The Ones We Found Along the Way

zaepg fucked around with this message at 03:54 on Dec 12, 2021

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
NF DEEZ NUTZ!!!!

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

A Nasty loving Tart? You have to do that on ur own OP

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT



There you go, you're an NFT now. I value this NFT at $750,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.61

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

i got a pair of nfts for you

the t is for testicles

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

If you watch anime for 100 hours without taking a break then you turn into a NFT, that's the only way OP

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


eat my balls

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

Caesar Saladin posted:

i got a pair of nfts for you

the t is for testicles

Of what use are non-functional testicles?

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
no fuckin' testicles

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

Don't sign you're posts

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Scruffyhawk posted:

Is it possible to run a human being through the block chain and be turned into an NFT? I'm wondering if I could turn myself into a human NFT and then sell myself for 30-40 million dollars. I imagine if you were the first one to do it you could make some good money. Seems like the modern equivalent of tattooing Golden Palace Casino on your forehead. Would I survive the process?

Anyways, don't steal this idea until I can determine how easy it is to become rich off of it.

Ok, you're NFT'd. That'll be $600,000 please

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
I'm foreveriorally tokenized and loving it.

Jimlit
Jun 30, 2005



isn't stalker 2 doing exactly this?

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

stalker 2 is not turning the op of this thread into an NFT, no

Jimlit
Jun 30, 2005



Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

stalker 2 is not turning the op of this thread into an NFT, no

its not too late he just has to want it bad enough

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Meme Poker Party posted:

I'm foreveriorally tokenized and loving it.

blockchain tongue and crypto arms and legs and loving it

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Sid Vicious posted:

blockchain tongue and crypto arms and legs and loving it

sidney you ain't no blockchain token you just a plain rear end record in a spreadsheet

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

lol you can just email copies of sidney to anyone you want

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"
If they remade Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory today, this would be Mike Tevee's updated motivation.

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!

Bad Purchase posted:

DNA is nature's NFT

poo poo I could’ve been a trillionaire if only I bottled and sold it instead of just letting it loose from my apartment window

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

NFTs are just URLs signed with measurable environmental damage traded without any legal connection to the thing they claim to be about. So yeah. You could mint an NFT pointed at your home address on Google maps or an Imgur of your drivers licence and that is functionally identical to an Alf NFT or whatever. They cost a highly variable shitload of money to mint though, the last I saw it was upwards of $150

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BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Jimlit posted:

isn't stalker 2 doing exactly this?

They changed their minds after mass complaints.
https://www.theverge.com/2021/12/16/22840488/stalker-2-nft-metahuman-gsc-web3-canceled

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