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Is it possible to run a human being through the block chain and be turned into an NFT? I'm wondering if I could turn myself into a human NFT and then sell myself for 30-40 million dollars. I imagine if you were the first one to do it you could make some good money. Seems like the modern equivalent of tattooing Golden Palace Casino on your forehead. Would I survive the process? Anyways, don't steal this idea until I can determine how easy it is to become rich off of it.
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# ? Dec 12, 2021 00:09 |
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Came in expecting a photo of the OP to photoshop.
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# ? Dec 12, 2021 00:17 |
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came in expecting a photo of the OP to right-click and save onto my desktop
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# ? Dec 12, 2021 00:25 |
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DNA is nature's NFT
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# ? Dec 12, 2021 00:27 |
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Idk poo poo about a blockchain but pretty sure you could just pimp yourself out on some seedy website and pocket the cash. It's probably a bit more effort but It's a tried and true strat.
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# ? Dec 12, 2021 00:34 |
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I have put you on the blockhain OP, you now live in cyberspace and can abandon your fleshly body
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# ? Dec 12, 2021 00:38 |
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You can accomplish this by putting your dick in a vacuum cleaner.
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# ? Dec 12, 2021 03:33 |
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Scruffyhawk posted:Is it possible to run a human being through the block chain and be turned into an NFT? Give it a couple more years and block chainers will turn their obsession into an outright religion where the end goal is to build a machine that will download all of their followers' minds onto the block chain to preserve them for all eternity as a form of immortality.
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# ? Dec 12, 2021 03:37 |
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Maybe The Real NFTs Were The Ones We Found Along the Way
zaepg fucked around with this message at 03:54 on Dec 12, 2021 |
# ? Dec 12, 2021 03:50 |
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NF DEEZ NUTZ!!!!
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# ? Dec 12, 2021 03:57 |
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A Nasty loving Tart? You have to do that on ur own OP
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# ? Dec 12, 2021 03:58 |
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There you go, you're an NFT now. I value this NFT at $750,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.61
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# ? Dec 12, 2021 04:02 |
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i got a pair of nfts for you the t is for testicles
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# ? Dec 12, 2021 04:07 |
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If you watch anime for 100 hours without taking a break then you turn into a NFT, that's the only way OP
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# ? Dec 12, 2021 04:09 |
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eat my balls
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# ? Dec 12, 2021 04:11 |
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Caesar Saladin posted:i got a pair of nfts for you Of what use are non-functional testicles?
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# ? Dec 16, 2021 20:53 |
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no fuckin' testicles
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# ? Dec 16, 2021 20:54 |
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Don't sign you're posts
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# ? Dec 16, 2021 20:56 |
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Scruffyhawk posted:Is it possible to run a human being through the block chain and be turned into an NFT? I'm wondering if I could turn myself into a human NFT and then sell myself for 30-40 million dollars. I imagine if you were the first one to do it you could make some good money. Seems like the modern equivalent of tattooing Golden Palace Casino on your forehead. Would I survive the process? Ok, you're NFT'd. That'll be $600,000 please
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# ? Dec 16, 2021 21:04 |
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I'm foreveriorally tokenized and loving it.
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# ? Dec 16, 2021 21:29 |
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isn't stalker 2 doing exactly this?
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# ? Dec 16, 2021 21:33 |
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stalker 2 is not turning the op of this thread into an NFT, no
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# ? Dec 16, 2021 21:45 |
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:stalker 2 is not turning the op of this thread into an NFT, no its not too late he just has to want it bad enough
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# ? Dec 16, 2021 21:52 |
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Meme Poker Party posted:I'm foreveriorally tokenized and loving it. blockchain tongue and crypto arms and legs and loving it
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# ? Dec 16, 2021 22:08 |
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Sid Vicious posted:blockchain tongue and crypto arms and legs and loving it sidney you ain't no blockchain token you just a plain rear end record in a spreadsheet
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# ? Dec 16, 2021 22:12 |
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lol you can just email copies of sidney to anyone you want
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# ? Dec 16, 2021 22:13 |
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If they remade Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory today, this would be Mike Tevee's updated motivation.
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# ? Dec 16, 2021 22:24 |
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Bad Purchase posted:DNA is nature's NFT poo poo I could’ve been a trillionaire if only I bottled and sold it instead of just letting it loose from my apartment window
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# ? Dec 16, 2021 23:03 |
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NFTs are just URLs signed with measurable environmental damage traded without any legal connection to the thing they claim to be about. So yeah. You could mint an NFT pointed at your home address on Google maps or an Imgur of your drivers licence and that is functionally identical to an Alf NFT or whatever. They cost a highly variable shitload of money to mint though, the last I saw it was upwards of $150
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# ? Dec 17, 2021 00:00 |
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Jimlit posted:isn't stalker 2 doing exactly this? They changed their minds after mass complaints. https://www.theverge.com/2021/12/16/22840488/stalker-2-nft-metahuman-gsc-web3-canceled
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