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Do you believe dreams show you other universes?
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BACK DOOR! Back dooorr....
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Lastdancer
Apr 21, 2008
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Lastdancer fucked around with this message at 03:07 on Dec 22, 2021

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syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
loving owned in 128 universes lol

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Pretty funny joke OP.

Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010

your mom was also shouting "back door" a lot last night. maybe you are telepathically linked.

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

I fell asleep watching the 2001 Jet Li movie The One and woke up at 1am. Popped open the app and saw this post. Congratulations on your dream adventure

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Lastdancer posted:

Witnessed it during a trans-dimensional dream session tonight. While he fought well and managed to catch one intruder and seal off the vent hood access...

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Is this thread about prodromal schizophrenia

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo

Lastdancer posted:

Witnessed it during a trans-dimensional dream session tonight. While he fought well and managed to catch one intruder and seal off the vent hood access, he died during a night-time home invasion when opening the back door. A tall blonde man holding a snub-nose revolver stuck their hand into the opening and fired right into his face. Even if he had evaded it I'm afraid he had no chance with his tec-9 filled with white beads and water. As his life functions shut down in the few seconds he tried to stay alive while on the floor, he was trying to warn his parents of the incoming intruder by attempting to shout "Back door! Back door!" though it understandably came out all gurgly.

You may think this is all a joke but this seriously happened and it felt 100% real. I had a first-person view of the whole thing, and I haven't played any first-person shooter video games or watched any media related to gun violence in at least the past 30 days. I jolted awake just now with my heart racing, possibly from feeling that little bit more power, but mainly from shock and trauma.

Thankfully there are still 100+ of us remaining so no one has to worry just yet. OK I'm going to try and get back to bed.

Wow. Pretty wild stuff. I had a dream once too.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Lastdancer posted:

Witnessed it during a trans-dimensional dream session tonight. While he fought well and managed to catch one intruder and seal off the vent hood access, he died during a night-time home invasion when opening the back door. A tall blonde man holding a snub-nose revolver stuck their hand into the opening and fired right into his face. Even if he had evaded it I'm afraid he had no chance with his tec-9 filled with white beads and water. As his life functions shut down in the few seconds he tried to stay alive while on the floor, he was trying to warn his parents of the incoming intruder by attempting to shout "Back door! Back door!" though it understandably came out all gurgly.

You may think this is all a joke but this seriously happened and it felt 100% real. I had a first-person view of the whole thing, and I haven't played any first-person shooter video games or watched any media related to gun violence in at least the past 30 days. I jolted awake just now with my heart racing, possibly from feeling that little bit more power, but mainly from shock and trauma.

Thankfully there are still 100+ of us remaining so no one has to worry just yet. OK I'm going to try and get back to bed.

And?

naem
May 29, 2011

eh eh eeeh morty it’s a vent hood morty

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:
Plum gave out, man! Plum gave out!

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo

Lastdancer posted:

a tall blonde man holding a snub-nose revolver stuck their hand into the opening and fired right into his face.

Owlofcreamcheese
May 22, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
Buglord
I think this is a confession this guy killed someone during a home invasion

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ChunTheUnavoidable
Sep 27, 2021

He had it coming

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