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Lastdancer fucked around with this message at 03:07 on Dec 22, 2021 |
# ? Dec 21, 2021 10:45 |
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# ? May 2, 2024 12:40 |
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loving owned in 128 universes lol
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# ? Dec 21, 2021 10:58 |
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Pretty funny joke OP.
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# ? Dec 21, 2021 11:00 |
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your mom was also shouting "back door" a lot last night. maybe you are telepathically linked.
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# ? Dec 21, 2021 11:10 |
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I fell asleep watching the 2001 Jet Li movie The One and woke up at 1am. Popped open the app and saw this post. Congratulations on your dream adventure
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# ? Dec 21, 2021 11:16 |
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Lastdancer posted:Witnessed it during a trans-dimensional dream session tonight. While he fought well and managed to catch one intruder and seal off the vent hood access...
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# ? Dec 21, 2021 11:20 |
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Is this thread about prodromal schizophrenia
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# ? Dec 21, 2021 11:27 |
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Lastdancer posted:Witnessed it during a trans-dimensional dream session tonight. While he fought well and managed to catch one intruder and seal off the vent hood access, he died during a night-time home invasion when opening the back door. A tall blonde man holding a snub-nose revolver stuck their hand into the opening and fired right into his face. Even if he had evaded it I'm afraid he had no chance with his tec-9 filled with white beads and water. As his life functions shut down in the few seconds he tried to stay alive while on the floor, he was trying to warn his parents of the incoming intruder by attempting to shout "Back door! Back door!" though it understandably came out all gurgly. Wow. Pretty wild stuff. I had a dream once too.
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# ? Dec 21, 2021 11:45 |
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Lastdancer posted:Witnessed it during a trans-dimensional dream session tonight. While he fought well and managed to catch one intruder and seal off the vent hood access, he died during a night-time home invasion when opening the back door. A tall blonde man holding a snub-nose revolver stuck their hand into the opening and fired right into his face. Even if he had evaded it I'm afraid he had no chance with his tec-9 filled with white beads and water. As his life functions shut down in the few seconds he tried to stay alive while on the floor, he was trying to warn his parents of the incoming intruder by attempting to shout "Back door! Back door!" though it understandably came out all gurgly. And?
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# ? Dec 21, 2021 12:02 |
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eh eh eeeh morty it’s a vent hood morty
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# ? Dec 21, 2021 12:21 |
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Plum gave out, man! Plum gave out!
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# ? Dec 21, 2021 12:34 |
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Lastdancer posted:a tall blonde man holding a snub-nose revolver stuck their hand into the opening and fired right into his face.
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# ? Dec 21, 2021 12:35 |
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I think this is a confession this guy killed someone during a home invasion
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# ? Dec 21, 2021 12:52 |
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# ? May 2, 2024 12:40 |
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He had it coming
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# ? Dec 21, 2021 12:59 |