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You can buy her a human skeleton, ladies love bones, or so that's what I heard whispered in my head. https://www.boneroom.com/store/c46/Human_Skeletons.html
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for sale: bones, never used
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https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3979339 Let her pick anything, but I may not be able to get it to you by Christmas [full disclosure]
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Mr. Meagles posted:coffee mug that says #1 wife I read this as "coffee mug that says $1 wife" laughed and now I kinda want one.
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give her the ol razzle dazzle
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numberoneposter posted:give her the ol razzle dazzle wives love that
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Zachack posted:Intriguing. CVS does have a lot of junk for cheap. As long as I'm careful about her answer not being stupid (thus annoying her) this could be a winner. And maybe pot. I just stopped by CVS and it was the most packed I've ever seen it lol. Man, a bit late for Christmas shopping I'd say.
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Spinz posted:https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3979339 This is a good idea too.
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Pennywise the Frown posted:This is a good idea too. When da gently caress did u get IK
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:When da gently caress did u get IK wondering this as well & about the dad gay av
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Get her meth
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:When da gently caress did u get IK Like... almost a year ago or something. It's for the Sci Fi forum. My interests wax and wane dramatically so I haven't been in there in a while. hot cocoa on the couch posted:wondering this as well & about the dad gay av This was an old one that I've been meaning to put back up again. Finally pulled the trigger. I got it after lowtax banned me for thinking I told him to gently caress off (it was actually towards another poster, this was well before he was a creep). Spin drew it and I like it a lot. 
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Pennywise the Frown posted:Like... almost a year ago or something. It's for the Sci Fi forum. Thats cra,crazy,
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An air freshener for your stank-rear end dick A cameo video Alucard fucked around with this message at 20:58 on Dec 24, 2021 |
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Dec 24, 2021 20:54
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Alucard posted:A cameo video I'll recommend this. I got a Cameo of Michael Biehn for the Aliens thread and he lazily and drunkenly pulled through. A++++
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print out this thread and fold it into a card behind the folded up thread, she will find a hand drawn penis and balls and the words "merry christmas, wife. i love you."
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Spinz posted:https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3979339 Agreed a bit late but I will show her the thread, not sure if that's what she likes but you never know. pennywise the frown posted:I'll recommend this. I got a Cameo of Michael Biehn for the Aliens thread and he lazily and drunkenly pulled through. A++++ quote:guess you don't need rear end play when you both are the literal definition of a stick in the mud quote:Get her meth $1 Wife mug is now on the list along with thread card, goonetsy, pot, advent calendar where on the 24th the "door" that opens is anal, Stabler cameo.
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$1 Wife
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One of those anime pillows with Goku on it
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Your wife sounds like she sucks OP
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don't say mean things about her, she's going to read it in the folded up thread printout
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Buttplugs. Lots and lots of buttplugs. His and hers buttplugs.
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Double sided butt plugs. It's a bonding experience. Trust me. I know.
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You Are A Elf posted:Buttplugs. Lots and lots of buttplugs. Then double it
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you could give 'r a special bedroom treat
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get her a nintendo switch and breath of the wild, it's good and she will love it
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Get her sister a boyfriend who is me because I'm so lonely please help me oh god.
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How bout a nice jar of pickles? Everyone likes some pickles.
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Get her an orgasm. I'm sure you can find someone to help out.Jose posted:do it you coward its fun Did you finally get it in the butt? Congratulations.
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when I was off at university my aunt once got me a jar of anchovies (like a full pint) and I wasn't impressed at the time until the week I cracked it open and just snacked on anchovies for a while and then I realised it was an amazing gift. So jar of anchovies.
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"I ain't loving my wife's rear end because she says she has to peg me!" You idiot. You fool. You absolute buffoon. There is no clearer case of a win/win scenario.
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Zachack posted:
https://www.baseballism.com/collections/hand-bags/products/alison-tote-bag-and-clutch-bag I got my wife this purse and she loved it. "A designer cinch tote and clutch constructed from the highest quality of dark chocolate baseball glove leather. The Alison Tote features home plate patch work, a baseball cinch clasp and a canvas lining screened with Baseballism's trade mark gold print."
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You should get your wife a wife of her own. C'mon man, stop hogging all the wives!
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This year get your spouse a new, better spouse so they don't ever have to deal with your goon rear end again
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balldo
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Slip posted:balldo OP doesn't want his wife to enjoy herself sexually, they have mentioned this already.
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Bags Fly at Noon posted:Your wife sounds like she sucks OP No she's good. quote:OP doesn't want his wife to enjoy herself sexually, they have mentioned this already. quote:get her a nintendo switch and breath of the wild, it's good and she will love it quote:How bout a nice jar of pickles? Everyone likes some pickles. quote:Baseball purse
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I hope u and ur wife had a nice anniversary OP (:
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