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My anniversary is today and it's 10:17 PM PST. I don't think she got me anything but she did get me an xmas present which is in a plastic bag on a stool in front of me. The bag looks like it's holding something this size of a melon or human head. I also haven't bought her anything for xmas. Things my wife likes: - Jewelry (More $$ = better than) - Cats but we have three of those. - She has a magic wand so that's a dead end. - Too late for flowers, that was an option earlier today when I got lunch but eh. - Baseball. This might be a last-minute option but I don't know what makes a good gift other than merchandise from the dugout store or very good tickets to a game. And then she'll get Omicron! - There's a music act she likes and they do personalized stuff but I'm not sure if she'd care. - Vacations/travel but see Omnicron above. - Books/reading. She gets a lot of stuff from the library, has a good Kindle. - She also gets People Magazine. edit: it's now 10:38. The current top idea is drugs. edit2: this is now more xmas focused as I was too late. Top ideas are pot, $1 Wife mug, Stabler from L&O cameo, GoonEtsy, printout of this thread. Zachack fucked around with this message at 21:56 on Dec 24, 2021 |
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Get her the Great American Challenge (do not google this at work) and compete with her
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Dec 24, 2021 07:20
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Actually no serve her divorce papers and save her the trouble
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Dec 24, 2021 07:22
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Real answer: tell her you want to buy her jewelry of $XXXX.Xx value, but you want her to pick it out so she will actually wear it, so that’s why you don’t have anything GBS answer: buy a ball do 
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Dec 24, 2021 07:23
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Heroin
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Dec 24, 2021 07:29
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I really dont give a gently caress, get her a ring or something, divorce is coming no matter what so dont spend much
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Dec 24, 2021 07:33
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Get her the Great American Challenge (do not google this at work) and compete with her No, she'll "win". quote:Actually no serve her divorce papers and save her the trouble Brother Tadger posted:Real answer: tell her you want to buy her jewelry of $XXXX.Xx value, but you want her to pick it out so she will actually wear it, so that’s why you don’t have anything I've considered the jewelry idea but she may currently be sated and it can be a pretty gnarly impact to my slush fund. Also, and I should have included this in the OP, I usually celebrate our "first date" anniversary which is in July and close to her birthday by going bigger then, so this doesn't have to be a major gift. But it's a good idea and one I've used before! Keep 'em coming!
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Dec 24, 2021 07:34
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Nooner posted:Heroin Neither of us like needles. Also, wouldn't cocaine be a better starting place? But we're kinda afraid of coke because multiple friends of ours did coke in the distant past and warned us that it's a really good time, like too good. I'm realizing way too late that pot edibles would have been a fun one. We've never really done that either. Probably too late now but drugs may be an option for xmas!
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Dec 24, 2021 07:38
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A short traveling trip whether it's to a cabin or something where you guys can be alone and also get outdoors is always good. After being married for a bit buying material gifts gets old because you've accumulated most everything you'd want.
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Dec 24, 2021 07:42
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Get her pregnant op
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Dec 24, 2021 08:12
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Zachack posted:My anniversary is today and it's 10:17 PM PST. I don't think she got me anything but she did get me an xmas present which is in a plastic bag on a stool in front of me. The bag looks like it's holding something this size of a melon or human head. Get her a melon or a human head.
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Dec 24, 2021 08:17
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I got my wife an oil change, new fuel filter and transmission flush. I'm married to my 2004 Ford Ranger V6 SOHC 4x4
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Dec 24, 2021 08:34
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Weed is pretty popular. Have you tried that?
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Dec 24, 2021 08:37
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High quality replica samurai swords are always a good gift
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Dec 24, 2021 08:52
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May I humbly suggest a special anniversary gently caress session
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Dec 24, 2021 09:04
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Beef jerky.
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Dec 24, 2021 09:44
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She loved watching criminal minds you say? Box of Crap from CVS but call it a mystery box and tell her it's all a puzzle for her to figure out. Whatever she says is the answer say yes that's it.
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Dec 24, 2021 09:48
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coffee mug that says #1 wife
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Dec 24, 2021 09:54
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A bigger dick OP.
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Dec 24, 2021 10:10
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go on an epic quest to win her heart (join ISIS)
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Dec 24, 2021 10:14
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visit the rear end eating thread op
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Dec 24, 2021 10:19
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down1nit posted:I got my wife an oil change, new fuel filter and transmission flush. you should visit the rear end eating thread too
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Dec 24, 2021 10:19
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A gift card to use at a day spa.
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Dec 24, 2021 10:27
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Comstar posted:A gift card to use at a day spa. One that expires december 31 2021
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Dec 24, 2021 10:31
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Zachack posted:Neither of us like needles. Also, wouldn't cocaine be a better starting place? But we're kinda afraid of coke because multiple friends of ours did coke in the distant past and warned us that it's a really good time, like too good. Just do it once or twice don’t be a pussy.
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Dec 24, 2021 10:36
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Let her peg you
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Dec 24, 2021 10:43
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Full Metal Jackass posted:A short traveling trip whether it's to a cabin or something where you guys can be alone and also get outdoors is always good. After being married for a bit buying material gifts gets old because you've accumulated most everything you'd want. This is a very good idea but unfortunately our work realities make it something of a no-go, at least near-term. The Management posted:Get her pregnant op Dr. Smasher posted:May I humbly suggest a special anniversary gently caress session Zeluth posted:Beef jerky. SLICK BABY GOKU posted:A bigger dick OP. me posted:- She has a magic wand so that's a dead end. Also rear end-eating is out, I'm not big on the idea and she's repelled by it. As for Jose posted:Let her peg you
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Dec 24, 2021 17:36
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Toast on a stick!
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Dec 24, 2021 17:41
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Mr. Meagles posted:coffee mug that says #1 wife She'll start asking where #2-10 are and that will be an uncomfortable conversation. quote:A gift card to use at a day spa. quote:One that expires december 31 2021 Donkey Salami posted:She loved watching criminal minds you say?
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Dec 24, 2021 17:43
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Gun
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Dec 24, 2021 17:51
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A couples spice packet cause y'all is blander than hell guess you don't need rear end play when you both are the literal definition of a stick in the mud
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Dec 24, 2021 18:28
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Dress up in that Tweety bird costume she got you and act out her fan fiction word for word. Or whatever. I'm saying you've managed to last this long against the forces of entropy get weird with it.
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Dec 24, 2021 18:31
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Just sprinkle rose petals and light some candles, buy a nice bottle of wine, cook a decent dinner, queue up her favorite movie oh and go to bonetown.
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Dec 24, 2021 18:32
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Zachack posted:
do it you coward its fun
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Dec 24, 2021 19:07
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The Management posted:Get her pregnant op
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Dec 24, 2021 19:12
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if the ancients could assfuck nonstop we certainly can in this age of enemas and wet wipes
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Dec 24, 2021 19:13
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very carefully
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Dec 24, 2021 19:14
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Throwing axes
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Dec 24, 2021 19:18
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steam sales just started
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Dec 24, 2021 19:18
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Get her a cuckshed It's the gift that keeps on giving the whole year round
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