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You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

extreme vampirism

perineum tearing each time you sit

sudden craving for candy corn and black licorice

spontaneous operatic singing fits

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Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




strong desire to post

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

-total protonic reversal

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

-acute onset entitillitis

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

An overwhelming urge to binge watch Melrose Place.

EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer
Taste through your skin

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
Genitals and anus switch places

AKZ
Nov 5, 2009

-instant cassandra complex

-double-dragon hair

-dimished joie de vivre

-canker knuckle

-dick sneezes

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

-Alpha 5 once again compulsively saying "ai yai yai yai" years after working to lose that tic once he realized it was insulting to latinos

rockinsaki
Feb 6, 2004

Skinless Half-Asian Wonder

..The Rider of a white horse. This rider wears a crown and will deceive many with talks of peace, but he will wage war against the saints.

STABASS posted:

extremely stiff shits
stand straight up in the toilet
much too strong to flush

haiku 2022

Nyan Bread
Mar 17, 2006

Aggravated bees knees, can be overwhelming within close proximity with ability to attack across species especially bears.

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited


A version of yourself from the future keeps showing up and wont answer any future queations and keeps tricking you into giving them handjobs

AKZ
Nov 5, 2009

-turgle nose

-the canadian blemish

-howling

-honky tonk madness

-sleep slapnea

Spermanent Record
Mar 28, 2007
I interviewed a NK escapee who came to my school and made a thread. Then life got in the way and the translation had to be postponed. I did finish it in the end, but nobody is going to pay 10 bux to update my.avatar
Extra nipples keep popping up all over your body with a loud PHWAPPP! Sound.

Long kappa covid = longer nipples

ChunTheUnavoidable
Sep 27, 2021

How many boosters should I get for this one

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AKZ
Nov 5, 2009

ChunTheUnavoidable posted:

How many boosters should I get for this one

depends...you boofin' em or smoking em?

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