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- cannot stop scratching both armpits and groin area and smelling my fingertips - excessive feet sweat
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Dec 25, 2021 08:21
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- Kappin' a feel 24/7
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Dec 25, 2021 08:22
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Square poops like a wombat
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Dec 25, 2021 08:44
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priapism fingernail sensitivity
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Dec 25, 2021 08:53
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Seeing a sig even if sigs are disabled
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Dec 25, 2021 08:57
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Unstoppable making GBS threads
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Dec 25, 2021 09:12
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- depression on top of your head that you must keep filled with water or you will become severely weakened - you are very polite and if greeted with a bow will always bow in return
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Dec 25, 2021 09:12
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Unquenchable craving for cucumbers.
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Dec 25, 2021 09:24
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Sudden loss of sense of how long a conversation should go
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Dec 25, 2021 09:27
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smug and vaguely sardonic facial expression
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Dec 25, 2021 09:28
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Rapidly worsening posts
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Dec 25, 2021 12:59
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extreme thirst for pussy
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Dec 25, 2021 13:27
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contagious farts
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Dec 25, 2021 13:32
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Strong opinions about software
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Dec 25, 2021 13:32
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Makes you gay. Alternately, makes you straight.
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Dec 25, 2021 13:42
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Makes your toenails grow slightly faster.
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Dec 25, 2021 13:45
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Huge swollen balls
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Dec 25, 2021 14:58
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"Old-People-House" scent wafting from your skin 24/7, overpowering all other smells in the area Teeth on each jaw melding together to form a single, continuous, beak-like tooth
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Dec 25, 2021 15:15
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extremely stiff shits stand straight up in the toilet much too strong to flush
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Dec 25, 2021 15:31
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dogs avoid you everywhere you go. they stop and look over their shoulders as they flee, terror in their eyes.
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Dec 25, 2021 15:34
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Excessive hair growth on the inside of your eyelids
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Dec 25, 2021 15:38
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fever and respiratory impairment
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Dec 25, 2021 16:12
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big head mode
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Dec 25, 2021 16:27
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flappy rear end
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Dec 25, 2021 16:30
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- Candy cane colored jizz
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Dec 25, 2021 16:31
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increased toe cheese, knee cheese, hair cheese and belly button cheese
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Dec 25, 2021 16:33
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Security gates always beep when you walk through them
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Dec 25, 2021 16:43
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-grow a second tiny head that always wants to talk to you about its favorite podcasts
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Dec 25, 2021 16:51
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- death (mild)
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Dec 25, 2021 16:56
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An unquenchable hunger for ham along with a deathly allergy to honey and spirals
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Dec 25, 2021 16:58
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forces you to sit when you pee and stand when you poo
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Dec 25, 2021 17:02
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Hair growth on the back of your knees
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Dec 25, 2021 17:08
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instant gay sex
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Dec 25, 2021 17:20
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A sudden desperate desire to spend your life savings opening a restaurant despite having never worked in a restaurant
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Dec 25, 2021 17:23
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Canonization (irreversible)
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Dec 25, 2021 17:24
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You get really warm and your skin burns like its on fire and the fire alarm keeps going off and the fire department won't stop knocking
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Dec 25, 2021 17:44
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-can no longer see hair
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Dec 25, 2021 17:46
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-cant read good
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Dec 25, 2021 17:54
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Smegma is lilac-scented
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Dec 25, 2021 17:56
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Starts calling coffee "cuppa"
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Dec 25, 2021 17:56
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