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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
9. milk-swollen

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MEIN RAVEN
Oct 7, 2008

Gutentag Mein Raven

10. Ford F150

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Mozi posted:

9. milk-swollen

hello

Ass-penny
Jan 18, 2008

rear end-penny posted:

1. a number 1488
2. noun buffalo
3. noun umbrella
4. noun dildo
5. adjective swollen
6. noun intercontinental ballistic missile
7. a food rear end
8. Katana
9. Milk-swollen
10. Ford F-150
11. plural noun big chunguses
12. noun
13. plural noun
14. noun

Updated list for the new page

Ass-penny fucked around with this message at 23:22 on Jan 6, 2022

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

11) Big Chunguses

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
12. Food Network's Guy Fieri

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

13. forums

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


14. andouille sausage

Ass-penny
Jan 18, 2008

Oh dip! I'll post the lib when I get home. In the meantime if anyone wants to take a crack at the next one you're more than welcome!

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

while we wait can we post our favorite madlib beats / songs?

I like this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7tjollRZwM

Ass-penny
Jan 18, 2008

SUPERSTITIONS

When I was a kid 1,488 years ago, we used to believe in superstitions like it's bad luck to open a buffalo in the house, and if your umbrella itches, it means a dildo is coming to visit, and you'll have swollen luck if you find a four-leaf-intercontinental ballistic missile. And we believe that if you spilled rear end at the table, you had to throw some over your left katana, and if your milk-swollen toe hurt, it mean rain, and if you broke an Ford F-150 you would have seven years of bad big chunguses.
Today kids have different superstitions such as, it's bad luck to jump on the railroad tracks just before a Food Network's Guy Fieri pulls in, and don't throw forums at policemen. But, actually, there's only one superstition I believe in. Whenever I comment on my health, I always remember to knock on a piece of andouille sausage.

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
Lol

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

rear end-penny posted:

SUPERSTITIONS

When I was a kid 1,488 years ago, we used to believe in superstitions like it's bad luck to open a buffalo in the house, and if your umbrella itches, it means a dildo is coming to visit, and you'll have swollen luck if you find a four-leaf-intercontinental ballistic missile. And we believe that if you spilled rear end at the table, you had to throw some over your left katana, and if your milk-swollen toe hurt, it mean rain, and if you broke an Ford F-150 you would have seven years of bad big chunguses.
Today kids have different superstitions such as, it's bad luck to jump on the railroad tracks just before a Food Network's Guy Fieri pulls in, and don't throw forums at policemen. But, actually, there's only one superstition I believe in. Whenever I comment on my health, I always remember to knock on a piece of andouille sausage.

- Signed,

Genesplicer

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


lmao at swollen luck.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Chief McHeath posted:

- Signed,

Genesplicer

:hmmyes:

Ass-penny
Jan 18, 2008

Chief McHeath posted:

- Signed,

Genesplicer

:prepop:

:ducksiren: made a list too :ducksiren:

1. verbing
2. verbing
3. noun
4. verb
5. verbed
6. plural noun
7. verbing
8. noun
9. verbed
10. verb
11. plural animal

Pastel Candy Snake
Sep 6, 2018

by Hand Knit
1.) pecking

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


11. eels

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
2. Tugging

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

6) crab rangoons

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
8) AK47

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
3. Smegma

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



7 boofing

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

4) suck

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

8 post

Whybird
Aug 2, 2009

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Nap Ghost
5. Erected

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
9. splurged

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

10) creamate

Ass-penny
Jan 18, 2008


sorry CC, you got beat out for number 8, and there were no other nouns to place this in! Next time, friend.

"DAWN PATROL" BY MEGADETH
[Verse 1]
Thermal count is pecking
In perpetual tugging
The primordial smegma
And the sanity they suck
erected in the morning
To more air pollution crab rangoons
Still we sleepwalk off to work
While our n-n-n-nervous systems jerk

[Verse 2]
boofing not to notice
How history had forebode us
With the AK-47 in effect
Our environment was splurged
Now I can only laugh
As I creamate our epitaph
We end our lives as eels
In the dark of dawn patrol

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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

rear end-penny posted:

sorry CC, you got beat out for number 8, and there were no other nouns to place this in! Next time, friend.

"DAWN PATROL" BY MEGADETH
[Verse 1]
Thermal count is pecking
In perpetual tugging
The primordial smegma
And the sanity they suck
erected in the morning
To more air pollution crab rangoons
Still we sleepwalk off to work
While our n-n-n-nervous systems jerk

[Verse 2]
boofing not to notice
How history had forebode us
With the AK-47 in effect
Our environment was splurged
Now I can only laugh
As I creamate our epitaph
We end our lives as eels
In the dark of dawn patrol

This is an actual poem/unironic c-spam post somehow

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