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sure okay posted:OW MY NUTS! wild ponies bite and kick so be careful...
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sure okay posted:OW MY NUTS! hehehehehehehehehe that's a good thought hehe
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Bad Purchase posted:poop lol gross
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One time my wife and I were tryin to go to sleep and our dog was lickin his own butthole and there was a fart sound and my wife says "did you fart" and I said "I thought that was you" then we both realized at the same time that the dog farted in his own mouth and didn't skip a beat and it was really funny at the time I guess you had to be there, in our bed, trying to sleep
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signalnoise posted:One time my wife and I were tryin to go to sleep and our dog was lickin his own butthole and there was a fart sound and my wife says "did you fart" and I said "I thought that was you" they should have sent a poet
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Jan 7, 2022 23:33
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signalnoise posted:One time my wife and I were tryin to go to sleep and our dog was lickin his own butthole and there was a fart sound and my wife says "did you fart" and I said "I thought that was you" Shameful
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Jan 7, 2022 23:38
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Nooner posted:Shameful I don't remember that scene from Shameful.
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I want a sick child to tell the make a wish foundation that their wish is to violently rob a drug dealer. That would be funny to me.
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:they should have sent a poet Life itself is funnier than any thought mainly because thinking is boring - Agasseanus, ~500 BCE
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signalnoise posted:Life itself is funnier than any thought dumbasses could barely make sense before my man JC was born.
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An ex's little niece was like 4 or something and brought some Halloween candy to her grandma's and left it there. Next time she went over she asked about it, and grandma said "oh I'm sorry, I ate it." She thought about it for a sec then said "that's ok grandma, we all make mistakes."
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I’ve had hysterical laughing fits over dumb random thoughts. The fact that I made myself laugh so hard becomes a funnier memory than whatever the actual thing was. Once I pictured a canned meat product similar to Spam called Meef. That was the funniest thing I ever thought of. I drew a can of Meef. Meef That was like 20 years ago. I can barely summon a chuckle at Meef now and I no longer get my own joke.
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https://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2005/05/02/try-our-meef-quesarito
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Every time I have an idea like this, the Jackass guys have already done it. Truly, they are visionaries of our time.
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Nigmaetcetera posted:I want a sick child to tell the make a wish foundation that their wish is to violently rob a drug dealer. That would be funny to me. Like the girl whose wish was to tase a cop
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signalnoise posted:One time my wife and I were tryin to go to sleep and our dog was lickin his own butthole and there was a fart sound and my wife says "did you fart" and I said "I thought that was you" A dog who fart in he own mouth, he a shameful dog.
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Jan 8, 2022 04:57
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maybe, you know, there's like a little duck but he's wearing a funny little ten-gallon hat
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A donkey eating figs. Died of laughter.
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Darmok and Jalad at bumper car track
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Big Beef City posted:A donkey eating figs. I would probably laugh if I lived in Ancient Greek times tbh, not like there were comedians or anything funnier than the donkey in question
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crazy eyes mustafa posted:I would probably laugh if I lived in Ancient Greek times tbh, not like there were comedians or anything funnier than the donkey in question In Ancient Greece they had stand up comedy but stand up tragedy was way more popular. Usually funnier, too.
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thinking back, I did get a friend to laugh real hard with a quick turnaround once me: This jones soda tastes like piss him: you know what piss tastes like? me: it's delicious! tastes like jones soda
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Diarrhea Hospital (original content do not steal)
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After a wedding reception a few cousins and some of the bridal party crammed into one of our hotel rooms; drinking and smoking weed. One of my cousins was sweet on one of the bridesmaids, chatting her up, but realizes he has to take a poo poo really badly all the sudden but doesn't want to bomb the bathroom and then the whole room and embarrass himself in front of her. He says nothing about this but excuses himself from the room for a few minutes. The next morning it starts to circulate that someone had completely diarrhea-blasted on the cement next to the pool, wiped with one of the pool side towels and then just kind of laid the towel over the mess. He did not fess up until years later at another family get-together the story comes up and he just flat out says, "Yeah that was me" in the most shame-filled tone you could imagine. He couldn't make it to his room or even a bush in time and had to let it fly or poo poo his pants. That story still comes up occasionally, and I laugh to tears every time I think of it.
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I once had a funny dream where all I remember is I'm saying the word 'book' over and over like Tom Green in that one Clone High episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qNog4BaAUc It was so funny I woke my self up from laughing, so I guess it has to count for something. signalnoise posted:One time my wife and I were tryin to go to sleep and our dog was lickin his own butthole and there was a fart sound and my wife says "did you fart" and I said "I thought that was you" I laughed when I read this.  e: Ralph Hurley posted:Meef  v  v
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Once when I was working an overnight shift after a full day of classes, I was trying to keep myself awake by reading webcomics and I came across the Achewood strip where the kid wears one pant on each leg and laughed so hard I thought I was going to die.Big Beef City posted:A donkey eating figs. Poor Donkles, ate of figs and died
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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to become a squash
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the funniest thing i thought of today was a guy named tron javolta who is like if john travolta was wario. slow day
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how about a really fat guy and he drops something and then he bends over and his pants rip and he rips a huge fart
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In grade 10 or so one of my teachers randomly said to the class, "You know, I can tell when you're texting! You guys are just staring at your crotch! Your crotch isn't that interesting!" And I said speak for yourself! So she sent me to the office and had an 'in school suspension'. High school was dumb lol
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:
Did you make that? LOLOLOL I drew this exact thing on a post it note in the year 2000
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still laughin about this, genuinely the funniest thing i have thought of
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that dude fuckin wrecks his boys, look at his yelp of pain! captured on video for us all to enjoy!!
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Nooner posted:how about a really fat guy and he drops something and then he bends over and his pants rip and he rips a huge fart But it's a shart and all the liquid poo poo squirts out of the tear in the pants! 
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LonesomeCrowdedWest posted:In grade 10 or so one of my teachers randomly said to the class, "You know, I can tell when you're texting! You guys are just staring at your crotch! Your crotch isn't that interesting!" lmao this owns
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