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Titel says it Some original though that has made you laugh every time you think of it Personal and un-shared is best, but otherwise is fine as well. Mine is...? I think one of the funniest things possible would be a school choir, 50 or so kids, and a real school a public one , singing Angie by Rolling Stones.
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This thread. Congrats, op.
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Jan 7, 2022 17:53
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The OP thinking this was a good idea for a thread.
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Jan 7, 2022 18:08
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There's a store called Lovesac at the mall and they sell overpriced bean bag furniture. I think it would be funny to go in and say "Hey, there's something wrong with my Lovesac, there;s all these wrinkles in it. Take a look." and then plop yr balls out and then sprint back to yr Prius and smoke a bowl.
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Jan 7, 2022 18:12
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I don't care. You'll think about it You'll think about it Randomly 50 or so kids singing Angie by Rolling Stones. And you'll laugh You;ll loving laugh
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Jan 7, 2022 18:16
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When I was a kid I used to think bottling my farts and selling it is the funniest thing in the world. Then last week I found out some 'influencer' does this and makes bank off it. Now I want to die because that could have been me.
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Jan 7, 2022 18:18
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Sometimes I think about how and why farts are so funny
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Jan 7, 2022 18:22
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An insanely boring person at work was once trapped me in a long discussion about their housemates that eventually landed here- Them: My housemate keeps complaing about how much toilet paper I use Me: Too much or too little? Them: Too much! * proceeds to blather on* Anyway, that's probably the funniest thing I've ever said IRL and only one other person heard it. It still makes me laugh when I think of it. God bless.
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Jan 7, 2022 18:25
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The Bloop posted:Sometimes I think about how and why farts are so funny They'll always be funny. I think that if we ever come across life on other planets, they'll also think farts are funny and we can use that as common ground.
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Jan 7, 2022 18:27
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"Ow, I hurt my big fanny"
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Greg of Doom posted:Titel says it We're sentient meat that thinks we matter but we're actually matter that shouldn't think
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Jan 7, 2022 18:49
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Olewithmilk posted:An insanely boring person at work was once trapped me in a long discussion about their housemates that eventually landed here- that is pretty funny
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Jan 7, 2022 18:54
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i had a concept a while ago about what if your rear end in a top hat had a gag reflect like your mouth does so everyone had to be really extremely careful when wiping
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Jan 7, 2022 18:59
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The Bloop posted:Sometimes I think about how and why farts are so funny 1. Comes out of your butt 2. Makes a toot sound 3. Smelly I’ll go out on a limb and say it’s even funnier when someone doesnt think it’s funny
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Jan 7, 2022 19:01
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The Bloop posted:Sometimes I think about how and why farts are so funny I personally think farts were the first joke.
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First G-d made the angels, but they were imperfect because, lacking anuses, they could not fart So G-d made man to fart, and fart enough for both And it was good
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Jan 7, 2022 19:36
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In college I was in a big lecture hall anthropology class and the teacher was talking about Helen Keller for some reason. She said, "Someone asked Helen Keller which sense she wished she could have the most, and do you know what she said?" I responded, "What?" and the people around me laughed but no one else heard it Edit: I live in Omaha, home of Omaha Steaks, and I used to get a kick out of the idea that there could be a parody company called Omaha Snakes Seaniqua fucked around with this message at 20:03 on Jan 7, 2022 |
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Jan 7, 2022 20:00
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We're all going to die.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzGjERJO9Bc
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I told someone to come down off the cross so they can get on their pedestal. Which I probably actually did hear from somewhere because I am not a quick wit. My other one was while watching To Kill A Mockingbird. When Scout's attacked while dressed as a ham after her play and she's pushed into the foliage I yelled, "LOOK OUT! IT'S A HAMBUSH!" I don't know what possessed me, but my sister loved it.
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Jan 7, 2022 20:17
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A big fat guy ripping a huge fart at an inappropriate time like during a funeral or in a library or while some dude is putting during a big golf tournament or something
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Jan 7, 2022 20:21
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The Bloop posted:that is pretty funny Thank you
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Jan 7, 2022 20:43
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I don't know if it's the funniest, because there's rarely an appropriate time to bring it up But for some reason years ago it occurred to me that you could probably fry cum like eggs
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Fat guy with a switchblade
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Greg of Doom posted:Titel says it what do you call a blind deer?
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Jose Oquendo posted:When I was a kid I used to think bottling my farts and selling it is the funniest thing in the world. well how much are you selling for? my daughter has been begging non stop for a stephanie matto fart but we just cant afford it, i figured we can get her the next best thing.
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There's a caveman making arrowheads and off in the distance you see a figure running towards him. "Ogg! Ogg!" The caveman making the arrowheads looks up. "Yes Ugg?" "She can, she can," he pants as he's out of breathe. "She can put it in her mouth!" "What are you talking about Ugg?" "Our caveman wieners, they can go in the mouth too!" And Ugg runs off to get his dick sucked some more.
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Ralph Crammed In posted:There's a caveman making arrowheads and off in the distance you see a figure running towards him. hmm. I think I hate you and everything you stand for
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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:well how much are you selling for? my daughter has been begging non stop for a stephanie matto fart but we just cant afford it, i figured we can get her the next best thing. The first hit is free.
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The Bloop posted:Sometimes I think about how and why farts are so funny When I fart it’s funny. When anyone else farts it’s disgusting.
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Smugworth posted:I don't know if it's the funniest, because there's rarely an appropriate time to bring it up I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.
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Jan 7, 2022 21:57
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Spontaneous human combustion is pretty funny, like some dude just bursts into flame all of a sudden, but what would be even funnier is spontaneous human detonation. Like you're standing in a queue or something and suddenly you go poof and disappear in a cloud of smoke and clothes. That would be pretty unexpected
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:what do you call a blind deer? I don't know, what do you call a blind deer?
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BigBadSteve posted:I don't know, what do you call a blind deer? no i deer. what do you call a blind deer with no legs?
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:no i deer. doyouthinkhesaurus
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i love me some dad jokes shapeshifters have their own kind of buddhism. they seek werewithall a cobbler impersonator won a talent show. he had a lasting impression
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signalnoise posted:i love me some dad jokes I don't get it  Ha ha wow. gonna leave that.
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:I don't get it hehehehe nice
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OW MY NUTS! THE DANG HORSE KICKED ME SQUARE IN THE NUTS
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