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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Blow posted:

I've thought about this before.

What would you do? Normally you have a shovel with a gun pointed at you.

Not have sex with them, that's for sure. Ew.

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syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
They never cuddle me :(

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

I was doing my ex wife up the butt and she must have had to poop really bad cause she poo poo all over the place it was so loving gross and turned me off of anal forever.

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010

Grem posted:

I was doing my ex wife up the butt and she must have had to poop really bad cause she poo poo all over the place it was so loving gross and turned me off of anal forever.

You should consider bottoming next time then.

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

Has anyone said farting directly in my face while going down on them?

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


I named my mankey after you :3

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
It’s when you’re going down on a woman and she starts giving birth.

Tite Barnacle
Jun 4, 2014

Meowdy Purrdner

Grimey Drawer
Panniculus

AcidCat
Feb 10, 2005

Buttholes. They are for pooping turds. That's it.

AcidCat
Feb 10, 2005

Pet People. They have a whole subforum for their weird poo poo but they invade like a virus. Oh here's my cat. Shut the gently caress up. Would never cohabitate with a pet weirdo.

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
Wanting to have coitus any way but through a sheet.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Nigmaetcetera posted:

It’s when you’re going down on a woman and she starts giving birth.

You would be a very bad midwife.

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014
Sounding

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Imma gently caress you dick

:toughguy:

PureEvil6_13
Jun 1, 2004

I LIKE PETA AND THINK THAT SCIENCE IS EVIL
One lone, long, wiry hair on an otherwise perfectly fine areola. C'mon girl you know that's there, dear God why do you keep it there?!

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014
When there’s no search results filter to separate “normal porn” from “genitals getting pierced with needles” and poo poo

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

PureEvil6_13 posted:

One lone, long, wiry hair on an otherwise perfectly fine areola. C'mon girl you know that's there, dear God why do you keep it there?!

I pluck all but one of my nipple hairs so it may act as a kind of antennae.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

crazy eyes mustafa posted:

When there’s no search results filter to separate “normal porn” from “genitals getting pierced with needles” and poo poo

yeah what kind of sick freak watches regular porn

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010

Sound on, sound off lol

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

:derp:   :kayak:                                     
not speaking with received pronunciation

Leper Go-getter
Nov 7, 2010
Having snakes or spoyders as pets they's belong out in the tropics and australias and hotel pools i.e somwhere i will never be.
Got a trantula in an aquarium or even pointing at a picture of a snake and say cute snook boops or some poo poo like that baby you can forget all this :reject:

Lorthdon
Feb 20, 2006
Having an attraction to me. I’m a reprehensible person and the lack of good judgement just turns me right off.

Quite the predicament.

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
When their gynecologist is a religious nutjob, OP

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OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017

Weka posted:

When their gynecologist is a religious nutjob, OP

Do you have a previous partner that was a patient of mine?

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