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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Biggest turn-offs ever of all time
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OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017
 In this day and age, sex appeal is everything. Unsexiness and being undesirable is something we know well. Let's divulge what really turns us off.

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Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




 desperation

* # ? Jan 8, 2022 05:41
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SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls

 Redditors.

* # ? Jan 8, 2022 05:49
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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

 Losing at Candy Land even once in your life

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OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017

Nooner posted:

OP's mom

This belongs here

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Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

:derp:   :kayak:                                     
having a penis

* # ? Jan 8, 2022 05:51
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Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
qcs

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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

 Thin fingers unsuitable for milking

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Tricks in all honesty.

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Blood Shart
Sep 23, 2010

 Eye contact.

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fartman
Sep 19, 2021
 Lipstick on butthole

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BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

 Reeking genitals.

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OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017
 Emotionally available partners

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OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017

fartman posted:

Lipstick on butthole

Speak for yourself bud

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CHUCK WAS TAKEN
Aug 1, 2004
this kid has heart
hearing her say the n woird

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jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong
fart

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Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
Being afraid to buy me tampons.

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Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Microsoft Teams

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flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


 i dont put out unless you have a 4.5 or above on wikifeet.

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Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

 Actually just being an ape in human clothes.

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mikerock
Oct 29, 2005

 Posting in GBS

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

 Stopping me from crawling through your window at 2 am

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
smoking cigs is v gross unless its weed which ownes extremely hard

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neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

 smelly foofoo

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Woodsy Owl
Oct 27, 2004
 Smelly bunghole

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flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


 smelly urethra

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Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

 Smelly belly

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Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
Being a bigger weenie than your own weenie.

* # ? Jan 8, 2022 07:13
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OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017

CHUCK WAS TAKEN posted:

hearing her say the n woird

Nuptials?

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Reiche
Jan 28, 2009

I like my coffee with cream and lsd.
Baby talk

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mst4k
Apr 18, 2003

budlitemolaram

 Doesn’t appreciate the dedication required for long term drug addiction

* # ? Jan 8, 2022 07:18
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DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS
girls that talk to me

* # ? Jan 8, 2022 07:20
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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

 Cats

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Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP
Cats the musical

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Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic
Posting on the Something Awful Forums.

* # ? Jan 8, 2022 07:29
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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

 Posting your cat on the something awful forums the musical

* # ? Jan 8, 2022 07:37
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Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

 Being Kat Von D.

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

 Eating KitKats

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PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


 eating sand in bed

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

 Using your vagina as a t-shirt cannon at minor league ball games

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