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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > I think I am a harbinger of the apocalypse.
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Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack
 isn't sid vicious a lawyer

goons being lawyers has never made sense to me and borobably never will

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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970

OMGVBFLOL posted:

isn't sid vicious a lawyer

goons being lawyers has never made sense to me and borobably never will

i walk dogs for a living lmao

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Metaline
Aug 20, 2003


 https://youtu.be/DbIZ1IuqCzU

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ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

Sid Vicious posted:

i walk dogs for a living lmao

so a dog lawyer then

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satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

 I need more pictures of sci fi hamburger harbingers, someone help!

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Sid Vicious posted:

i walk dogs for a living lmao

Probably an autocorrect of "stoner"

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Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

BigBadSteve posted:

That's nothing. I'm 110 years old, 985 pounds, own no possessions whatever and I'm banned from every city and town in the world. My entire body is made from dicks and all of them are virgin. And my presence within a mile of any woman makes her want to glue her vagina shut. You're lucky.

It sucks being a spawn of Yog-Sothoth.

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mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

slant posted:

I’m 38 years old and live at home.

Everybody lives at home you idiot

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mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

gleebster posted:

How does anyone not live at home? Wherever you live, that's home.

See this guy knows what's up

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Shinjobi posted:

Wonder if op got a boner

I don’t know but he definitely got a ban-er lmao gottem

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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970

mom and dad fight a lot posted:

Everybody lives at home you idiot

lmao

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Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
Sounds like OP is the ham-binger of the apocalypse. Too much ham! Haha!

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CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
remember hambeasts

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DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

remember hambeasts

:btroll:

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CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

:btroll:

cant forget buttertrolls

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styls trill epic
Dec 28, 2021

by sebmojo

Peggy Edson posted:

I'm 35, own my home, have a career and have sex with my gf regularly.

Namaste op and rip

Too bad you dont post well .LOL

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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Sid Vicious posted:

i walk dogs for a living lmao

Sid is Charlie Kelly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V74Jd6cdfYw

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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Sid is Charlie Kelly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V74Jd6cdfYw

ridiculously accurate

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Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

styls trill epic posted:

Too bad you dont post well .LOL

Amateur.

Peggy Edson posted:

I'm 35, own my home, have a career and have sex with my gf regularly.

Namaste op and rip

Same and TBH she's not that good.

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bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

styls trill epic posted:

Too bad you dont post well .LOL

*guy with multiple bans for lovely posting*: maybe you should post better lol

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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

styls trill epic posted:

Too bad you dont post well .LOL

:ironicat:

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