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I’m 5’9’, 300lbs. I’m 38 years old and live at home. Currently unemployed and have never so much as kissed a girl. To top it all off I registered for SA back in ‘04 and this is my first post. But you know, despite my massively lovely decisions, it really does seem like it’s all coming down isn’t it… (USER WAS AUTOBANNED FOR THIS POST)
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Jan 9, 2022 14:26
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I thought you were a hamburger of the apocalypse, OP.
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Jan 9, 2022 14:29
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slant posted:I’m 5’9’, 300lbs. I’m 38 years old and live at home. Currently unemployed and have never so much as kissed a girl. To top it all off I registered for SA back in ‘04 and this is my first post. thats nothing op. im 69 years old 420 pounder double virgin whos homeless instead of nose i have another dick and neither of them work
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iconic move op. these are truly the end times.
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ChubbyChecker posted:thats nothing op. im 69 years old 420 pounder double virgin whos homeless How do you smell?
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Solar Tornado posted:How do you smell? terrible. In other News, I'm 50 and have kissed a great many girls. ymmv.
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ChubbyChecker posted:thats nothing op. im 69 years old 420 pounder double virgin whos homeless What are you looking at, Dicknose?
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This post was the harbinger of the apocalypse for your account 
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Jan 9, 2022 16:12
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Kissing girls rules
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I’m 28 years old, 6’0 and 160 pounds. I don’t live at home. I live in an apartment. I have a job that is okay. I have kissed girls. I registered here recently but I post a lot because I work from home and I am not usually very busy. I’ve made some good decisions and some bad decisions but overall I think I have made more good ones than bad
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Jan 9, 2022 16:20
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You registered in '05 OP. You are going to be permabanned for lying.
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Jan 9, 2022 16:24
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slant posted:I’m 5’9’, 300lbs. I’m 38 years old and live at home. Currently unemployed and have never so much as kissed a girl. To top it all off I registered for SA back in ‘04 and this is my first post. My epically terrible poo poo I'm going to leave unmentioned however, I agree poo poo is different now Edited out doomy poo poo Spinz fucked around with this message at 17:24 on Jan 9, 2022 |
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Smugworth posted:Kissing girls rules
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You Are A Elf posted:I thought you were a hamburger of the apocalypse, OP. 
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if you are the harbinger of the apocalypse can we maybe get this poo poo going? getting tired of the wait. i suggest popping the lid off yellowstone.
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Jan 9, 2022 17:53
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looking forward to your second post, op
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Jan 9, 2022 17:55
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harbinger sounds like the kind of job you get if you bring out hotdogs, like that doordash but specifically for boiled sausages in a bun
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Jan 9, 2022 18:20
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'Harbinger' sounds like 'haberdasher,' which is another fun word to say. Haberdasher.
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Jan 9, 2022 18:23
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQqBAP7Du5c
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Jan 9, 2022 18:28
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More like apoocalypse seeing the poo poo post you made lmao
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Jan 9, 2022 18:48
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Don't be down on yourself, OP. You're not that important.
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Jan 9, 2022 18:50
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harbinger? i barely knew'er!
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I'm gonna binge on hars for the entire apocalypse.
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Jan 9, 2022 18:51
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I'm 35, own my home, have a career and have sex with my gf regularly. Namaste op and rip
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Jan 9, 2022 18:52
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I've seen plenty of really fat people with partners. Being fat and disgusting isn't an excuse op.
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Peggy Edson posted:I'm 35, own my home, have a career and have sex with my gf regularly. Imagine being the kind of person who tries to  opI will pray for you
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Smugworth posted:Imagine being the kind of person who tries to Thanks bud. I don't need it though
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Jan 9, 2022 19:07
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Take your meds, op.
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Jan 9, 2022 19:27
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It is written the end times will signalled by the proliferation of new regs and the olds autobanning. And in the sky will be a red star called wormwood and all who look upon it shall piss
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Jan 9, 2022 19:50
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They never shoulda canceled that Star Wars 1313 poo poo
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Jan 9, 2022 19:58
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17 years of lurking and the OP made their first post. Whoops.
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Jan 9, 2022 20:39
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How does anyone not live at home? Wherever you live, that's home.
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Jan 9, 2022 20:48
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slant posted:I registered for SA back in ‘04 and this is my first post. lurk more
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I've had sex
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drat you sound just like me. when I was 22. and decided not to waste my life and got off my rear end. glad I got my poo poo together, OP
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Lol imagine lurking for 17 years, declaring you registered in a year you didn't actually register, making your first post a declaration of your virginity and an autoban because you were too stupid to see the very clearly labeled thread tags that ban you. It's gotta be the most fail packed into a single post in the history of the forums
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has anyone else who's been here for a while noticed that goons generally somehow got their poo poo together? at least in the circles i post in i remmeber a lot of doom and gloom from everyone being sad virgins in the 2000s myself included and nowadays seems like most people are in their 30s posting about their families, careers just kinda flourishing and it seems like more people here seem to have landed on their feet than u would think :-]
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writing that put me in a good mood. i like to hear when members of our community are doing well (sorry OP)
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