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colder'n a nekkid jaybird in alaskey |
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clumsier'n a horse with five shoes
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Jan 27, 2022 15:42
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thinner than a squarshed frog on the asphalt
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Jan 27, 2022 15:43
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fat as a really fat walrus
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Jan 27, 2022 15:43
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stinkier than a squarshed frog on the asphalt
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swole up bigger than a dead armadiller on the highway
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Jan 27, 2022 15:44
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Pounded flatter than a Weiner schnitzel |
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Jan 27, 2022 15:46
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taller than a giraffe up a ladder
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Jan 27, 2022 15:46
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hotter'n a hoochie's coochie
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Jan 27, 2022 15:48
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Saucier than a eye-talian restaurant
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Jan 27, 2022 15:51
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taller 'n a tree on stilts |
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Jan 27, 2022 15:55
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slower than molasses in december, more frustrating than a name you can't remember, fickle'r than the weather, like a fox in the henhouse i'm taking pleasure
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Jan 27, 2022 16:08
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Biggern'a barn but smallern'a bread box |
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Jan 27, 2022 16:11
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if one ain't enough a thousand ain't too many
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Jan 27, 2022 16:25
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Sweatin like the devil's testicles |
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Jan 27, 2022 21:00
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crazier than a cat with a bag on its head
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Jan 27, 2022 21:12
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happiern'a pig in poo poo |
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Jan 27, 2022 21:18
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cooler'n'a cucumber in a minifridge
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Jan 27, 2022 21:45
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sweeter'n'a jugga honey dipped in a barrel'a syrup
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Jan 27, 2022 21:46
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bigger'n'a big ol' big boy
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Jan 27, 2022 21:48
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why yer knee high to a grasshopper! shorter than my marriage!
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