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colder'n a nekkid jaybird in alaskey |
# ? Jan 27, 2022 15:42 |
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# ? May 10, 2024 20:24 |
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clumsier'n a horse with five shoes
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# ? Jan 27, 2022 15:42 |
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thinner than a squarshed frog on the asphalt
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# ? Jan 27, 2022 15:43 |
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fat as a really fat walrus
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# ? Jan 27, 2022 15:43 |
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stinkier than a squarshed frog on the asphalt
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# ? Jan 27, 2022 15:43 |
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swole up bigger than a dead armadiller on the highway
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# ? Jan 27, 2022 15:44 |
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Pounded flatter than a Weiner schnitzel |
# ? Jan 27, 2022 15:46 |
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taller than a giraffe up a ladder
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# ? Jan 27, 2022 15:46 |
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hotter'n a hoochie's coochie
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# ? Jan 27, 2022 15:48 |
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Saucier than a eye-talian restaurant
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# ? Jan 27, 2022 15:51 |
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taller 'n a tree on stilts |
# ? Jan 27, 2022 15:55 |
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slower than molasses in december, more frustrating than a name you can't remember, fickle'r than the weather, like a fox in the henhouse i'm taking pleasure
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# ? Jan 27, 2022 16:08 |
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Biggern'a barn but smallern'a bread box |
# ? Jan 27, 2022 16:11 |
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if one ain't enough a thousand ain't too many
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# ? Jan 27, 2022 16:25 |
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Sweatin like the devil's testicles |
# ? Jan 27, 2022 21:00 |
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crazier than a cat with a bag on its head
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# ? Jan 27, 2022 21:12 |
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happiern'a pig in poo poo |
# ? Jan 27, 2022 21:18 |
cooler'n'a cucumber in a minifridge
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# ? Jan 27, 2022 21:45 |
sweeter'n'a jugga honey dipped in a barrel'a syrup
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# ? Jan 27, 2022 21:46 |
bigger'n'a big ol' big boy
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# ? Jan 27, 2022 21:48 |
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# ? May 10, 2024 20:24 |
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why yer knee high to a grasshopper! shorter than my marriage!
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# ? Jan 27, 2022 22:09 |