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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

WILDTURKEY101 posted:

i microwave eggs for my dogs sometimes and yea it makes em fart

Giving the dogs what they want

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Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 48 minutes!

Ape Has Killed Ape posted:

Over easy, small curd scrambled still wet, and soft boiled. Anything else is trash.

Poached?

HD DAD
Jan 13, 2010

Generic white guy.

Toilet Rascal
I like to throw em into a big vat of boiling oil, shell and all

bewbies
Sep 23, 2003

Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s10etP1p2bU&t=207s

jacques pepin is to egg cooking what ...i dunno, michael jordan is to basketball playing or something

like seriously, it is borderline magical

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Ahem we already have an official GBS egg megathread

I've reported this post, mods please gas thread and ban op thank you

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


bewbies posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s10etP1p2bU&t=207s

jacques pepin is to egg cooking what ...i dunno, michael jordan is to basketball playing or something

like seriously, it is borderline magical

Ahem hey idiot I already posted Mr. Pepin's updated french omelette video in the official GBS egg megathread

Reported your post, mods please ban this person

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 48 minutes!
Pepin should go to jail for using a metal fork on a nonstick pan

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i prefer sunday side up or scrampled (with shed loads of butter)

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Full Metal Jackass posted:

Not much to the fried egg but Gordon Ramsay's scrambled egg is the best I've ever made. If you wanna spend a little bit more time on something normally made so lovely, I recommend you give this a try:

https://youtu.be/PUP7U5vTMM0

This looks like absolute poo poo. I wouldn't feed that to a dog.

Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005

Who What Now posted:

This looks like absolute poo poo. I wouldn't feed that to a dog.

*mournfully* turn on ur monitor

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
I put it in a small baking pan and bake for 15min at 400 degrees. then I eat the eggs out of the metal pan so there is only one dish to clean

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home

Who What Now posted:

This looks like absolute poo poo. I wouldn't feed that to a dog.

It's delicious.

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Who What Now posted:

This looks like absolute poo poo. I wouldn't feed that to a dog.

Why do you hate dogs?

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Weka posted:

Why do you hate dogs?

Ask Gordon how he could gently caress up the easiest form of egg

HORSE-SLAUGHTERER
Nov 11, 2020

H O R S E - S L A U G H T E R E R
- fry in butter
- over medium
- put it on buttered toast w/ black pepper

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Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

HORSE-SLAUGHTERER posted:

- fry in butter
- over medium
- put it on buttered toast w/ black pepper

waste of butter, fry in bacon fat from the bacon you just made

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